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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    My wife says I'm lazier than...

    My wife says I'm lazier than all her friend's husbands.

    I said, "YES!!! They all aspire to be me!!! I'm #1!!!"
    Abra-cadabra!
  • elron
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1553

    #2
    Are you sure they're not banging your wife while they all aspire to be you ? maybe your laziness is in bed according to your wife ?

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    • Adult Warden
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2006
      • 1822

      #3
      haha...I am so lazy I almost didn't finish this reply

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      • seeric
        ..........
        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        enjoy what you'ved worked so hard for steve.

        i normally bust ass hard during the times that my window of opportunity is open, then slow the roll during times that the window of opportunity is closed so i don't get burned out on the biz.

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714

          #5
          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
          My wife says I'm lazier than all her friend's husbands.

          I said, "YES!!! They all aspire to be me!!! I'm #1!!!"

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          • madawgz
            8.8.8.8
            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            you've already made it, you can be lazy now
            TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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            • Doctor Dre
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 51692

              #7
              I'm sure you got where you are by beeing lazy.
              Originally posted by rayadp05
              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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              • dunefield
                www.barely18movies.com
                • Feb 2003
                • 10920

                #8
                The GFY banner told me the duke of new york is no. 1

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                • Fucksakes
                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 7567

                  #9
                  can't wait till I can be lazy

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                  • GoodGuy
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 881

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                    My wife says I'm lazier than all her friend's husbands.

                    I said, "YES!!! They all aspire to be me!!! I'm #1!!!"
                    The question is:

                    "Who does more money, you or your wife?"

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                    • marketsmart
                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419

                      #11
                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                      enjoy what you'ved worked so hard for steve.

                      i would give you head all day long if you would support me too
                      ass kisser.....

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                      • marketsmart
                        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 20419

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                        if you were gay, i would give you head all day long
                        ass kisser.......

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                        • brand0n
                          been very busy
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26983

                          #13
                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                          ass kisser.......
                          wouldnt it be cocksucker?
                          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                          • Snake Doctor
                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 13449

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                            My wife says I'm lazier than all her friend's husbands.

                            I said, "YES!!! They all aspire to be me!!! I'm #1!!!"
                            Your reply should be that she gives the worst head out of all of your friends wives
                            sig too big

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                            • TheLegacy
                              SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 18270

                              #15
                              remind her that all your friends wives aspire to be her

                              RobertWarrenSEO.com
                              Telegram: @TheLegacy54

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                              • SBJ
                                So Fucking Fabulous
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 11377

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Lenny2
                                Your reply should be that she gives the worst head out of all of your friends wives

                                OMG! now that is good!

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                                • Princess Ellisa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 1883

                                  #17
                                  Let's see just how lazy is Steve Lightspeed??

                                  If your wife went away and asked you to take out the trash on trash day would you: a) know what day trash day is and b) know where you were supposed to put it?

                                  LoL If you answered no to both of these questions chances are half of American Husbands look up to your lazy ass hehe


                                  Skype: PrincessEllisa1
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                                  • marketsmart
                                    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 20419

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brand0n
                                    wouldnt it be cocksucker?
                                    i stand corrected... why yes, it would be....

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                      My wife says I'm lazier than all her friend's husbands.

                                      I said, "YES!!! They all aspire to be me!!! I'm #1!!!"



                                      well, I just hope she'll really buy that.

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                                      • SteveLightspeed
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 7940

                                        #20
                                        It was just a joke people, my wife really doesn't say things like that.
                                        Abra-cadabra!

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                                        • RayVega
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 4212

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                          My wife says I'm lazier than all her friend's husbands.

                                          I said, "YES!!! They all aspire to be me!!! I'm #1!!!"
                                          Steve, tell her you are saving your energy, you need it for the high power thinking.
                                          Ray "The Don" Vega

                                          Managing Director
                                          Private Equity Fund

                                          [email protected]

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                                          • tony299
                                            lurker
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 57021

                                            #22
                                            your a trip

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                                            • seeric
                                              ..........
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                              ass kisser.....
                                              people know the quote changing thing already.

                                              doh. you got me. you are sooooooo good.

                                              i can never post on gfy again.

                                              i am so sad.

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                                              • Big_Red
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2006
                                                • 4147

                                                #24
                                                Huh, I wanna be lazy. sittin on my boat with a fishin pole.
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