I run a few internet businesses. I do pretty well for myself as many of us do. It all sounds pretty glamorous 
But really we're all just a bunch of computer nerds
...And thus I give you my top 10 list
Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd
10) Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch
9) You have your ICQ # on your business cards
8) You own the "dot com" of your name
7) You bought a Treo 650 because the Blackberry is a "toy"
6) You ditched your standard phone line for Skype
5) When you say, "I got dual 22's" you're not talking about your rims anymore...you're talking about your LCD's
4) You emulate IM smilies in handwritten birthday cards
3) You've caught yourself saying LOL or BRB in casual verbal conversation
2) You go out in public in sweat pants and a tshirt... but your MySpace page is as cool as they come
1) You have a cartoon of yourself from Bluewire Studio
10 for 10
I'm here all week...good night everybody!
But really we're all just a bunch of computer nerds
...And thus I give you my top 10 list
Top 10 Signs Work Has Turned You Into a Computer Nerd
10) Your sperm count has significantly dropped from the heat of your laptop on your crotch
9) You have your ICQ # on your business cards
8) You own the "dot com" of your name
7) You bought a Treo 650 because the Blackberry is a "toy"
6) You ditched your standard phone line for Skype
5) When you say, "I got dual 22's" you're not talking about your rims anymore...you're talking about your LCD's
4) You emulate IM smilies in handwritten birthday cards
3) You've caught yourself saying LOL or BRB in casual verbal conversation
2) You go out in public in sweat pants and a tshirt... but your MySpace page is as cool as they come
1) You have a cartoon of yourself from Bluewire Studio
10 for 10
I'm here all week...good night everybody!
ICQ:282-072-512
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