Top X-rated songs of all time?

2 Live Crew- The Fuck Shop

love this one as well Lords of Acid (You wanna suck my pussy)


Mr. Romance

Erotica (remix)- Madonna
Closer -NIN
Sex Dwarf - SoftCell

Ruptured Nuptials - MOD

I bust my balls
i break my back
to come home to a slut

you broke your vows
you dirty bitch
i'll kick you in your cunt

ruptured nuptials

anything by lil kim lol

Big Balls (AC/DC)

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say I've got
the biggest balls of all

(chorus)
oh, I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

and my balls are always bouncing
my ballroom always full
and everybody cums and cums again
if your name is on the guest list
no-one can take you higher
everybody says I've got
great balls of fire

(chorus)

some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best
my balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls
should be held every night

(chorus)

My favorite part is this:

some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best

Animal NIN

WASP - Animal (Fuck like a Beast)

Akanelli - Put It In Your Mouth

Sublime - Caress Me Down

bloodhound gang

the ballad of chasey lain
a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
new vagina

This one is good too:


Two Minute Brother - BWP (1991)

TM = Tanisha Michelle
L = Lyndah

Intro:
[L]
Is this all you got?
One minute and you go pop?
You's a big disgrace
I aughta mush you all in your face!
Telling me lies; you a real good lover
You a Two Minute Brother

Verse 1
[L]
I hate guys who talk a lot of shit
How they last long, and got good dicks
Talking shit: I'm the best lover
They all Two Minute Brothers
[Man]
No I know you can't be talking to me
'Cause I be swing long all night long
Know what I'm saying?
I'll turn your vagina stupid
[L]
See, I'm the kind of bitch that loves to be fucked
Trimmed, tucked, stuffed, and sucked
Up in my ass, deep down in my throat
So we can get busy, but jimmy wear a raincoat
He said
[Man]
Goddam that shit sounds dope!
Look no further, hoe, I'm the pope
Like religion, nasty or nice
You got to give me some pussy like a sacrifice
I got the full night, stretching after twelve
Like a burnt offering going straight to hell
'Cause I'm a pump you up, cold split your clit
Then let you cum in my mouth while you suck my dick
Then I'm a turn you over, belly up bitch
And lick that ass right where you shit
[L]
Well needless to say, I took him back to my house
Took a quick shower, rinsed out my mouth
My starving ass, my shit wet as hell
I had to do the right thing
[L & TM]
Take a Massengill!
[L]
We lay back coolin' drinking Hennessy
When he said
[ Man]
Keep it same to intervene
[L & TM]
Lift 'em up, spread 'em out
[L]
I'll have something on!
The beautiful was cold three inches long
Now I'm pissed and I'm ready to bitch
But my cunt's so horny, I don't give a shit
'Cause I'm one nasty ass bitch
And I need something up in my clit
I only got half of his, I'm still ticked
Aw, what the hell, just go for it
[Man]
(grunt for 10 seconds)
I'm through!
[L]
Is this all I get?
Is this supposed to be good dick?
Damn, you said you was a good lover!
But you a Two Minute Brother
Nigga, I ain't even bust a sweat
Not to mention, I ain't paying yet
I was about to be cool, but why did I bother
'Cause his shit shriveled up like a Vienna sausage
Now I'm hot, I got an attitude
It's time for dinner, I'm serving seafood
On your knees, motherfucker, let your tongue stroll!
Push upon that bitch until you hit my flow
And ladies, beware of those talkative brothers
Chances are, they're Two Minute motherfuckers
[Man]
Damn, maybe your shit broke!
I know you ain't been talking about me
'Cause man, shit, I was so far up in that ass
I was out your back
I don't know what you talking about baby
'Cause if my dick wasn't good, then why was you hollering?
Huh?
Why was you hollering?
[L]
I was hollering to keep from laughing in your face!
[Man]
Not all the time?

[L & TM]
Throw that girl, throw that girl, kick it
Throw that girl, just kick that shit
(4x)
Yeah, girl!

Verse 2
[L]
Most us girls do it and do it
And I'm the kind of girl that throws my back into it
Now here's the type of man that we can't stand
The one who always holds his thing in his hand
Talking about it all the time
Lying, and saying it's about size nine
Always got his hands between his legs
You know the kind, the one who always begs
The one who claims to be a real good lover
Usually, he's a Two Minute Brother

Chorus
(6x)

Outro:
[L]
B.W.P. In effect once again for all you females across America
For all those too short, two inch, all talk, no action
Two Minute Brothers

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it aint so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling

There was another one I used to hear years ago called "If you don't want to fuck me baby... baby fuck off"...

I think it was a Toronto band who did it, but I can't remember their name.

Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight



oh, and Kunt by Korn

I've always liked Ludacris's "What your fantasy?" song

I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
while the dirty birds kick for t'ree
and if you like in the club we can do it
in the DJ booth or in the back of the VIP
whip cream with cherries,n' strawberries on top
lick it don't stop
with the doe lock
don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots or they got to wait till the show stop
or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
lick up your thigh then call me the pac man
table top or just give me a lap dance
the rock to the park to the point to the flat land
that man Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
or in the back of a classroom
how ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
see I cast 'em and I pass'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
and if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
and the tell me what they fantasy
like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me

Chorus

I wanna get you in the bath tub
with the candles lit you give it up till they go out
or we can do it on stage at the Ludacris concert
cause you know it got sold out
or red carpet dick could just roll out
go 'head 'n scream you can't hold out
we can do it in the pouring rain
runnin the train when it's hot or when its cold out
how 'bout up in the library on top of books
but you can't be too loud
you wanna make a brother beg for it
give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud
we can do it in the white house
tryna make them turn the lights out
champagne with my campaign let me do the damn thang
what's my name, what's my name, what's my name
ahh the sauna, jacuzzi in the back row at the movies
You can stratch my back and rule me
You can push me and just pull me
on hay in the middle of the barn (woo) rose pedals on the silk sheets uh
eating fresh fruits sweep yo woman right off her feet

Chorus

I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
that's the way you like to fuck
clogged up fog alert rip the pants and rip the shirt
ruff sex make it hurt
in the garden all in the dirt
roll around Georgia brown that's the way that I like it twerk
legs jerk, over worked, under paid, but don't be afraid
in the sun or up in the shade
on the top of my Escalade
maybe your girl and my friend can trade
tag team off the ropes on the ocean or in the boat
factories or hundred spokes
what 'bout up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt
whips and chains handcuffs smack a little bootie up with my belt
scream help play my game
dracula man I'll get my fangs,
horse backin' i'll get my reins
School teacher let me get my brains

White Horse

Prince

more, more, more............Andrea True Connection

"Necrophiliac" by SLAYER

what about " I'm the Man " ( x rated version ) by Anthrax

Closer
Nine Inch Nails

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides
help me I've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to God

you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my abscense of faith
you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason
help me it's your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect
help me become somebody else

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to God

through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive

Balls In Your Mouth - Kid Rock

before he made it big he sent that song in to Howard Stern who played it alot

The Ballad Of Casey Lain - The Bloodhound Gang

I have always thought Kilo Ali's "Love in her Mouth" was a pretty sick yet funny one..you be the judge...



I met this girl in Atlanta, let me play in her mizzouth
She keep my dick so hizzard, it never goes Sizzoft
From the side to the side, the bitch gon' get it all
From the top of my dizzick, to the bottom of my bizzall
I feel her fingernail when she grab it and beat it
She ready to eat it whenever I skeet it
She did it in the dark but in the light she won't do it
She be unzippin my pants and she be gettin straight to it
No, it was not a dream, even though that's what it seemed
I kick, I scrat, I skit, I scat, I screamed
She was really freaky, she was feelin fine
I didn't feel her teethies, I only felt her tongue
Relax, I'm gettin massaged by tha massuse
She wouldn't let me gizzo, she wouldn't let me loose
I don't know her she was somebody else
but I was happy that's what I said to myself
But this shit was nothin new, she do it anyway
She didn't wanna talk she ain't got nothin to say but

****Chorus****
Oh ah ou ow ah ah ou love in ya, love in her mouth (x 2)
we makin love sho nuff we makin love all in her mouth (x2)
well can I put it in her mouth, yes ya can (x4)

im makin love off in your jaw cabin
haven't we seen each other before
slow back and give me your dough baby, head to 'em dead and roll lady
but lately i've been thinkin and dreamin about you and your suction
daddy fat sack's gon be payin them pro's and takin them ho's to London
but i be fuckin and duckin and dodgin
never the one to be callin 'em
im followin them around like lap dogs
just lay in the 'lac and slap jaws
'79 Ceville still, we came in the road, to been here thrill
this thang real, like oatmeal, and sit real
but i was supposed to meet my gul here
both of them live happily, that's in our family
she mad at me,
cuz Sally suck my penis and my anatomy

------Chorus-----

I take 3 little bitches and I put 'em in a line
I take 4, 5 ,6 and blow 'dem hos minds
it'll take 1 more before i go for mine
thats 7 bitches get fucked at the same time
as she eats me, she can suck a ding-dong
all day - all night - all evenin long
she said she never done it, she said she neva try
shes sittin there tellin a mother fuckin lie
now, how many licks does it take to make my dick split
well, not many licks if the bitch is a good trick
now, any nigga can talk to a bitch and get the bitch to fuck
but how many niggas can talk to a bitch and get they dick sucked
like me a pimp that u never saw
now how do u say "manage trois"
when my shit gets soft
she make my shit get long
i dont see nothin', i dont see nothin', i dont see nothin' wrong

~~~Chorus~~~

I'm the crim de la crem-a
dick off to tha rima
Bring me all the girls that be fuckin all 'dem
WITH THA BIG PIZZA PARLER
YES YES Y'ALL
ME DICK IZ NOT TOO BIG 'DEM PUSSY JUSS TOO SMALL
ALOT OF WOMEN BRAG
WIPE ME DICK OFF WITH A RAG
NO RESPECT TO THE TO THE PUSSY I JUST HAD
AS SHE HOLLA 'D LIKE SHES DYING
DICK UP TO HER SPINE
hush and stop that crying woman there will be no cryin'
ummmmm, I can be your lover to man
ummmmm, no one else can do it like i can
ummmmm, girl give me just one try
hurt me hurt me well I wont cry

Akinyele/Put It In Your Mouth 12"

[Crystal Johnson]
My baby left me,
left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do...
without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said

Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I mean her motherfuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My motherfuckin mouth

[Akinyele]
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock
And tell you that my name is Ak'
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin
If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I'm all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and fuck chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
in your mouth

[Crystal Johnson]
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what's that all about?

[Crystal Johnson]
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup
It's finger lickin good, and I'm wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass
Hust eatin me-nigga
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
And you could just eat me out

what do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
people through out the world >I said your muthafuckin mouth
man it's your pick >put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
pussy or dick? >I said my muthafuckin mouth
people through out the world >just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick >muthafuckin mouth
what do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick? >in my mouth
people through out the world >put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
people through out the world >{laughter}

Fergie's London Bridge

too short - freaky tales

Anything by Journey should be considered X-rated because of its ability to turn even the cold hearted of men into blubbering giddy schoolgirls.

put it in your mouth - akyneli

Too Short's Pimandho.com

it's my domain and ytcracker and I helped write the tune.


-=talking=-
It's almost ova ho
She ain't no ho
Check out somethin' on my computer real quick
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho

[Too $hort]
It's 2004
Ain't no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com whores
My whole life is like girls gone wild
Cuz this player keeps girls on file
Just tell me what you liken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
It's time to log on baby
Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby
I ain't fake [I ain't fake]
This site is all no-fiction
Real pussy, real dick, real friction
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers
I'm trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt
Pimpandho.com

[Chorus]
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
$hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
Lick it

[Too $hort]
No need to go
Got some weed to blow
Got that Goodwill game to feed the po'
I got bitches
Don't ask what these are fo'
Might learn a few things that you need to know [chill out]
So kick back and watch the show
$hort Dig on the mic
Can't stop the flow [no, no]
All the squares get out the do'
If you ain't high enough yet
You need to pop some mo' [stay high]
And check out the player's site
The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah
You can download the pimp fashion
Old School Too $hort wit the pimp classics
One million hits in a days time [time]
Women so fine they'll daze your mind
We online [we online]
The computer from the eight track
Sellin' sex since way back
It's Pimpandho.com

[Chorus]

-=talking=-
Big Dez is on the beat
Yea fo' show
It's Pimpandho.com
It's where you see the baddest bitches
Doin' the freakiest shit
$hort Dog style
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy YT Cracker
My pimp partner K.B. up in this mutha fucka
And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users
I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn
It's all good baby
You can dial up if you want to
As long as you enjoy the show
It's Pipmpology, biatch
Oh yeah, and it's all real baby
None of those silicone, blonde, Barbie bitches
Titties all crooked and shit
Naw, naw, none of that
You got a website player?
What's yo address?
You know?
It's that old game baby
It all started at the Player's Ball
Don't miss the next party
Cuz you might get lucky, biatch

'This girl is a slut' (uncensored version) by Biz Markee (sp?)

Doing It Well - Ll Cool J

I grabbed the lyrics from a site, but they messed up my words.

"Convertin' programs wit these secret powers"

Man, secret powers is actually, "c compilers".

Biatch!

THE WHO

Squeeze Box

Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

She's playing all night
And the music's all tight
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at nigh

i like the song; "the internet is for porn"

search it in youtube if you want

SUCH FILTH!

http://www.TawneeStone.com/TawneeStone.mp3

Prince - Pussy Control
Prince - Sexy Mother Fucker
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away

You Suck by Consolidated and the Yeastie Girls

My favorite You Suck by Consolidated and the Yeastie Girls

I know you're really proud cause you think you're well hung but I think it's time you learn how to use your tounge you say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair if you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick you're going to have to give more than just a token lick well you may not like it but you better learn how cause it's your turn now
now you suck suck it hard go down baby you suck lick it hard and move your tongue around

If you're worried about babies you can lower your risk by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss it's on your face that I'm gonna sit you can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit don't worry about making me have an orgasm just take your time and do it with enthusiasm I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it but you better learn to love it

now you suck... [follow previous instructions]

When you hear safe sex you snicker under your breath we got to take cover we're flirting with death AIDS is our problem we've got to talk break out your dental dam and your latex sock I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit dinner's on get busy with my booty got a couple of flavours sweet licorice and fruity I know you're said luscious pussy with a cover I'm aching too we can't taste each other there's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke this ain't no joke
Sisters...you've got the power use it!

[woman:] You brought a condom, right?
[man:] HUH?
[woman:] I'm unprotected
[man:] Ain't you on the pill?
[woman:] Oh, that was great and everything, but you know I think it's your turn to go down on me
[man:] I'm tired, I'm tired
[woman:] What do you mean you're tired? come on baby come on
[man:] no, no that's awful ... that taste terrible
[woman:] you ass hole you shit

Well I know you think it's a real drag to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag quit making up stories yeah give me a break cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache you tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection how do you think I feel when I gag on your erection uuh your wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies get your face between my thighs

Now you suck... [Very good]

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David Allen Coe: Little Susie Shallow Throat
Lords of Acid: Show Me Your Pussy

Ruptured Nuptials by MOD

Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl
Kid Alex - Young and Beautiful