... when you think everyone should feel warm and comforted when you tell them to "Go Fuck Yourself!".
... when you see a woman, you imagine her in the spread eagle position, and wonder if she shaves, or if you could get away with paying her $20.00/hr to do hardcore, without getting slapped.
... when chix are ugly during sex if they don't make with the PornStar faces.
... when you see an old lady in the grocery, and wonder what that niche would make, and how quickly you can reach your ROI.
... when you fantasize about banging a midget while Trannies and Naked Clown babes play with balloons.
