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When you only fuck in positions that are used in video shoots.
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When you think everyone knows what a bukkake is....Comment
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When you recognize the Venetian bedspread in porn shoots.Comment
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When you see a giant gaping asshole on a daily basis.
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Thats funny ..even worse you can name almost all hotel shoots ..Originally posted by Nina
When you recognize the Venetian bedspread in porn shoots.Comment
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You are considering the camera angles then realize you are at your bf's and there are NO CAMS...Comment
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Originally posted by kaylacam
You are considering the camera angles then realize you are at your bf's and there are NO CAMS...
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Originally posted by Nina
When you recognize the Venetian bedspread in porn shoots.
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Originally posted by MuleScrote
When you only fuck in positions that are used in video shoots.
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"Damn, look at that ass.... she'd make great content."Comment
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You talk to someone and are actually stuffing your phrases with keywordsSpam link hereComment
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Damn, that is very true.Originally posted by Dildozer
You talk to someone and are actually stuffing your phrases with keywords
Ran a shiver down my spine.
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When you try to justify the cost of some frivolous item that you 'need' to have by how many "sing-ups" it will take to recover the costs.
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when you start looking at every female you come accross as content. specially cute waitresses
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...when you review galleries, and can name the girls name and which site the content was purchased from.Comment
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Originally posted by T - Bone
When you try to justify the cost of some frivolous item that you 'need' to have by how many "sing-ups" it will take to recover the costs.
exactly !
that new peron onboard , or the new hosting will cost X recurring customers per month .... too funny !Comment
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You have to wear diapers.
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Originally posted by Nina
When you recognize the Venetian bedspread in porn shoots.
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When somebody says "Hey lets go snowballing" and you grab your camera instead the freaking cloves
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Originally posted by Dildozer
You talk to someone and are actually stuffing your phrases with keywords
True! True! True! Oh My 
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Can someone give me an example of this? I still can't picture it.Originally posted by Neff
True! True! True! Oh My
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."Comment
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Friend: I heard you hooked up with that chick slutting onto you at the club.. So what did she look like?Originally posted by stocktrader23
Can someone give me an example of this? I still can't picture it.
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... When you paint "Bangbus" on the side of your ride and go around offering chicks $$$ for head
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Google search.....Originally posted by pentae
Friend: I heard you hooked up with that chick slutting onto you at the club.. So what did she look like?
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hahaOriginally posted by pentae
Friend: I heard you hooked up with that chick slutting onto you at the club.. So what did she look like?
You: Oh man! Fine Bitch, total sex hound.. she was a cum slurping deamon! Real ebony look about her you know? Bit of an amateur when it came down to the rim jobs though.
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."Comment
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when instead of laughing you want to say LOLComment
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Lol, happened to me yesterday, the guy looked at me like I was speaking Chinese or something!Originally posted by rdunn404
When you think everyone knows what a bukkake is....Comment
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Originally posted by stanton
when instead of laughing you want to say LOL I've done that once or twice. LMAO
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."Comment
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... when you think everyone should feel warm and comforted when you tell them to "Go Fuck Yourself!".
... when you see a woman, you imagine her in the spread eagle position, and wonder if she shaves, or if you could get away with paying her $20.00/hr to do hardcore, without getting slapped.
... when chix are ugly during sex if they don't make with the PornStar faces.
... when you see an old lady in the grocery, and wonder what that niche would make, and how quickly you can reach your ROI.
... when you fantasize about banging a midget while Trannies and Naked Clown babes play with balloons.
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When you hooked up more then 3 LCD monitors to your computer, but you only use one. The rest are for monitoring important stuff and stuff.Comment
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When you don't even react when you see *******Spam link hereComment
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BINGO - That started pretty early in this game for me.Originally posted by alchemist
when you start looking at every female you come accross as content. specially cute waitresses
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I've seen ******* 100 times lately and I still react.Originally posted by Dildozer
When you don't even react when you see *******
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."Comment
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when days turn into weeks. weeks turn into months. months turn into years.
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...when girls with a full natural bush start to look *wrong* to you somehow.
...when you have to get up in the middle of the night and do a deleted domains search because you had a dream about a perfect niche site.
...when you dream about checking your stats, and get pissy when you don't have as many sign-ups in real-life as you did in your dream.<font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>Comment
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Originally posted by thatdykeliz
...when girls with a full natural bush start to look *wrong* to you somehow.
...when you have to get up in the middle of the night and do a deleted domains search because you had a dream about a perfect niche site.
...when you dream about checking your stats, and get pissy when you don't have as many sign-ups in real-life as you did in your dream.
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try working largely in mature porn...you start looking at old ladies and thinking they could make you money.Originally posted by alchemist
when you start looking at every female you come accross as content. specially cute waitresses
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I can do that! Even better is when I get sent pics by guys pretending to be women in chatrooms and I can shoot them down by telling them the 'name' of the model and where I can buy the content.Originally posted by allamerican2003
...when you review galleries, and can name the girls name and which site the content was purchased from.Comment
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..when you realize you can't move your limbs because you've been sitting infront of the goddamn computer for 7 days in a row. (and it smell like urine).....and I'm off.Comment
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You think of ditching your home phones and use ICQ exclusively with all your family, freinds, and associates.Comment
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gosh, change that to Trillian and I am so thereOriginally posted by Herb Kornfield
You think of ditching your home phones and use ICQ exclusively with all your family, freinds, and associates.Comment
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When at a party, you flinch when offered caviarComment
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YepOriginally posted by StupidNewbie
"Damn, look at that ass.... she'd make great content." ! and also.. if you're trying to perve on chicks.. or guys... you tend to always think "nah... she'd make shit content" or "oh yeah, I could picture him!" haha
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LMAOOriginally posted by Voodoo
... when you fantasize about banging a midget while Trannies and Naked Clown babes play with balloons.
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Wonder if porn site webmistresses see guys as content?Originally posted by Krusty
Yep ! and also.. if you're trying to perve on chicks.. or guys... you tend to always think "nah... she'd make shit content" or "oh yeah, I could picture him!" haha
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