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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151
    #1

    New Airline coming .....

    Based on current demand I am opening "Shit Happens Airlines"

    Upon ticketing (we will take cash) you sign a waver that holds the airline harmless for ANYTHING that happens. Then walk uninterrupted to the gate.

    You can browse our pre-flight gift shop ... check the prices on our huge handgun selection, purchase the latest in teflon coated ordinance, test our throwing knives, and get giant margaritas to go ....

    If the plane blows up, "shit happens". If you look like a terrorist and fellow passengers haul your ass off before take-off, "shit happens".

    If the in-flight classic BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR offends you, "shit happens"

    Investors may contact me anytime, if I don't get back to you, "shit happens"
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    • Digipimp
      BP4L OT DL
      • Mar 2003
      • 13481
      #2
      if it were cheap people would fly on it

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        • psbfo
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 181
          #3
          And when someone highjacks one of your planes and crashes it into downtown Manhattan, the alphabet boys will be all over your ass. Don't forget about the lawsuits you'll face from the families of the people your plane just happened to land on, either! :D

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              Originally posted by psbfo
              And when someone highjacks one of your planes and crashes it into downtown Manhattan, the alphabet boys will be all over your ass. Don't forget about the lawsuits you'll face from the families of the people your plane just happened to land on, either! :D

              "Shit Happens"

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                • scottybuzz
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2006
                  • 14799
                  #5
                  you will have to build your own private airports too! the faa wouldnt allow it on theirs!
                  $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

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                    • L-Pink
                      working on my tan
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151
                      #6
                      Originally posted by scottybuzz
                      you will have to build your own private airports too! the faa wouldnt allow it on theirs!

                      I have an uncle works for the FAA, said he would handle everything.

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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151
                          #7
                          (I'm getting serious responses?)

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714
                              #8
                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                              (I'm getting serious responses?)

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                                • BusterBunny
                                  perverted justice decoy
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 19291
                                  #9
                                  jet blue is changing their name?
                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                    • Adult Warden
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 1822
                                      #10
                                      This is great

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                                        • Halcyon
                                          Spread The Pink!
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 8609
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                          (I'm getting serious responses?)

                                          lol... that made me laugh
                                          HAL on TEDx:

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                                            • psbfo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 181
                                              #12
                                              I've flown a few remote-control planes before. I might be interested in applying for a job as a pilot if you offer decent benefits.
                                              Last edited by psbfo; 08-13-2006, 08:28 PM.

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