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  • Syl
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 1953

    #1

    What excuse do you give your kids..

    when you want some "alone time" with your partner? We normally say cleaning our room or taking a shower but I think they are catching on.
    Syl
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  • BoyAlley
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    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Yet another advantage of being gay and childless........

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    • fris
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      • Aug 2002
      • 55824

      #3
      you need to paint your room ;)
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      • Dagwolf
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        • Sep 2003
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        #4
        Privacy. :D That's all I tell them. Then I lock the bedroom door.
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        • BluewireAngie
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          • Apr 2006
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          #5
          You go watch tv outside.... we're going to sleep....hehe...
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          • gimo33
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            • Mar 2006
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            #6
            how old are your kids?
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            • Gina
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              • May 2005
              • 106

              #7
              We don't. They are way too smart to fall for that shit. We just get up at the crack of dawn, before they are awake. We are old and we can't stay awake as late as they do, so nighttime is out of the question. Early mornings are the only way.

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              • Syl
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 1953

                #8
                Originally posted by gimo33
                how old are your kids?
                6, 7, and 1. (The one year old obviously doesn't need an excuse yet.)
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                • IWantU_Jeff
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                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2092

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fris
                  you need to paint your room ;)
                  everynight?
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                  • Satan
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                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1626

                    #10
                    Just tell them you need some alone time, and they need to go watch tv or play with toys
                    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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                    • gimo33
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 5599

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Syl
                      6, 7, and 1. (The one year old obviously doesn't need an excuse yet.)
                      kids are too smart nowadays. do it whenever they are already asleep or before they wake up in the morning.
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                      • OG LennyT
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                        • Jun 2003
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                        #12
                        late night, a few hours after they have been in bed... the only time
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                        • Skillz Unlimited
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                          • Aug 2004
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                          #13
                          We just make sure he's occupied with one of his favorite cartoons (he's 5) since animation seems to keep him glued to the couch like typical kids. We then go in the room and close the door and tell him to knock if he wants to come in. All we have to say is we're going to lay down for a bit and he's cool with that. Not to mention since he is 5, he goes to bed no later than 9 so we have all the time in the world once he's asleep.

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                          • J. Falcon
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                            • May 2006
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                            #14
                            Time for bed...
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                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              don't fucking lie.... put your hand on his shoulder and say "walk with me boy" and after a few steps say "mommy and i are gonna go fuck, tv's in the livingroom, and theres some milk and cookies on the counter if ya get hungry, be back in a little bit"

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                              • Syl
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 1953

                                #16
                                Originally posted by LOL :D
                                don't fucking lie.... put your hand on his shoulder and say "walk with me boy" and after a few steps say "mommy and i are gonna go fuck, tv's in the livingroom, and theres some milk and cookies on the counter if ya get hungry, be back in a little bit"

                                LOL! I am mommy.
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                                • E$_manager
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                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 13557

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by LOL :D
                                  don't fucking lie.... put your hand on his shoulder and say "walk with me boy" and after a few steps say "mommy and i are gonna go fuck, tv's in the livingroom, and theres some milk and cookies on the counter if ya get hungry, be back in a little bit"

                                  and the child will say - can i come with you?
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                                  • WiredGuy
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                                    • Aug 2002
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                                    #18
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                                    • brizzad
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 11769

                                      #19
                                      we just wait until she's asleep

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                                      • E$_manager
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                                        • Apr 2006
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                                        #20
                                        why not just to wait untill the child will go to bed?
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                                          • Jan 2004
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Cristie

                                          and the child will say - can i come with you?
                                          thats when you say sorry, you're not that kid in Michigan

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                                          • E$_manager
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                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 13557

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by LOL :D
                                            thats when you say sorry, you're not that kid in Michigan
                                            i was thinking of a smaller kid.
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                                            • Persignup_Esco
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                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 40

                                              #23
                                              i just say it is nap time, go to bed... then me and the wifey get to work.
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