Originally posted by dvd316
(the official) Rochard's Bikini Bash 2006 Thread!
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Originally posted by baddogI will do my best. With the new flying restrictions I may just make it a stop on my way to Indiana.
Niko, can I have my room back for a night?
Of course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!
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Originally posted by RochardWife? Need pix of her too before I make my decision.....
she wont be attending
I mean...
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I hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.
Here's Derajs' Rules:
1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
3) The trannys must be fully clothed
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming
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Originally posted by UnknownIf I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?Comment
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Sounds like a plan to me!Originally posted by DerajI hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)
Here's Derajs' Rules:
1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
3) The trannys must be fully clothed
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming
Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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Originally posted by pimppornI'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun
DAVE!!! Are you ready for round 2 buddy? We drank Vegas.. now let's drink Rochards =)ICQ: 193.211.414 -
Originally posted by UnknownIf I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?Comment
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I like the sound of that!Originally posted by pimppornI'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

and since Kayla lives a really close she said today she will stumble accross the street for this one too
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Originally posted by BiminiOf course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!

waitaminute...
if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!
you already promised me your bed!!!
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Sounds like a cool party... I really have to get out more.
Maybe I can get Baddog to sneak me in...Earn up to $.03 per Visitor -> No Click Monetization!"Because the World Wide Web is all about two things: horrifyingly stupid psychodrama, and naked chicks."
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Originally posted by tASSy
waitaminute...
if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!
you already promised me your bed!!!
Ok now here I try so hard to be all secret-like and you go chimming in!!!!!!
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Seems to me there was a video of this.......Originally posted by pimppornI'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/videos/045.wmvHerschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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sure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for herOriginally posted by RochardOnly if she's in a bikini....
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Originally posted by Eastonsure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for her
that sounds like the Sofia I know and love
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Originally posted by baddogI am willing to share mine if you don't eat crackers in it.
Yeah her sleeping arrangments are all taken care of thank you very much
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Originally posted by DerajSo this sounds like one HELL uva party Rochard.. how big is your house?
the house is plenty big enough
But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend
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what are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedithe house is plenty big enough
But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend
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Originally posted by UnknownIf I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?Comment
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Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedithe house is plenty big enough
But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend 
It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....Herschel Savage
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Originally posted by RochardGreat, this year we get to fuck your furniture!
It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....
Someone had to do it
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Originally posted by UnknownIf I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?Comment
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No need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".Originally posted by Derajwhat are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.
True story.Herschel Savage
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Well if I start screaming "I love you Rochard", I am getting tested for Ruffies!Originally posted by RochardNo need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".
True story.
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Originally posted by UnknownIf I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?Comment
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ah!! ok I'll wait till the week after your party to buy my sectional at ikeaOriginally posted by RochardGreat, this year we get to fuck your furniture!
It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....
and only girls can "help" me break my bed if they are atleast this hot
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You'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.Originally posted by Silent Bob Jediah!! ok I'll wait till the week after your party to buy my sectional at ikea
and only girls can "help" me break my bed if they are atleast this hot
Oh, wait.....Herschel Savage
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haha I'll try to see if I can find her again.. but don't worry I'm inviting a few hotties that i will tell you about when i get them to say they'll come (all in the biz don't worryOriginally posted by RochardYou'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.
Oh, wait.....
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Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend
Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.
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Originally posted by BrettJI'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?
It's not heated but i assure you it will still be plenty warm Sept 2nd..Comment
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you have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the northComment
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And another Canandian tells me "no".Originally posted by ElliOh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend
Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.Herschel Savage
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This is not true. I sent you the ICQ message with the thread, not her silly.Originally posted by TheLegacyyou have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the northHerschel Savage
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Originally posted by RochardIt's time once again to trash my house in Phoenix!

Every year (or so) I get a year older. Being as I'm in the middle of my mid life crisis, once a year I open up my house and invite in a fair portion of you perverts who consider yourselves adult webmasters. And this year shall be no different!
Since Lensmen offered me the keys to ICS and forced me to move to Northern California, everyone has been asking me where this year's party will be held. I still own the house in Phoenix and the local law enforcement there knows me all too well and love to visit (It's not a party without the cops showing up once, RIGHT?).
It will also be Punker Barbie's birthday as well, and we'll be celebrating her birthday as well just like last year. And this year as an extra added bonus this year's booze (read: Jager) will be sponsored by.....

This year's party will be on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9PM.
Due to some "issues" last year, this year the party is invite only. Basically I've partied with you before, shook your hand at a convention, or have breasts, your in.
Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.
Anyone interested in attending post here and I'll add your name to the offical guest list.
Here's the guest list:
Niko Bimini
Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes, and Harley Girl
Avalanche and super smoking hawt wife!
Ice (stag, because he can't afford a date)
Deraj
Chandiegirl
Silent Bob Jedi
Rattlehead and some lucky midget
wow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?Comment
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The list is updated as I add to it silly.Originally posted by Cole Montanawow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?Herschel Savage
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Hmm...
I am wondering if I should go or not. I mean...it's a long drive from Vegas...but bikinis and booze...that's tempting...Comment
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Originally posted by RochardI've heard rumors Niko. What's going on here?
What can I say..........................I am a very very VERY lucky man!
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Cole may have something to say about thatOriginally posted by RochardGreat, this year we get to fuck your furniture!
It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....
Thanks for adding us to the list! You know we will be there. It is just a stumble down the 101 for us. Plus, we have to help Bob get the place party ready.Comment
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hey, maybe if I can get enough help, we can paint the walls before hand and give Rochard an almost new house look for his present! Any volounteers?Comment





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