(the official) Rochard's Bikini Bash 2006 Thread!

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  • Rochard
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    • Dec 2001
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    #51
    Originally posted by dvd316
    I'm housebroken but my wife says I am kind of creepy looking ...

    nevermind
    Wife? Need pix of her too before I make my decision.....
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY

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    • Rochard
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      #52
      Originally posted by Easton

      anyone mind if i bring our new extreme girl... Sophia?
      Only if she's in a bikini....
      Herschel Savage
      Brooklyn, NY

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      • Niko Bimini
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        • Feb 2004
        • 2372

        #53
        Originally posted by baddog
        I will do my best. With the new flying restrictions I may just make it a stop on my way to Indiana.

        Niko, can I have my room back for a night?



        Of course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!


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        • OG LennyT
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          • Jun 2003
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          #54
          Originally posted by Rochard
          Wife? Need pix of her too before I make my decision.....

          she wont be attending


          I mean...
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          • Deraj
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            • Jun 2005
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            #55
            Here's the rules:
            1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
            2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
            3) All women must wear a bikini.
            4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
            5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
            6) No stealing shit from my house.
            7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.
            I hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)

            Here's Derajs' Rules:
            1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
            2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
            3) The trannys must be fully clothed
            4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
            5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
            6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
            7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming

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            Originally posted by Unknown
            If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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            • Rochard
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              #56
              Originally posted by Deraj
              I hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)

              Here's Derajs' Rules:
              1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
              2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
              3) The trannys must be fully clothed
              4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
              5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
              6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
              7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming

              Sounds like a plan to me!
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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              • xNetworx
                So Fucking What
                • Jan 2004
                • 14445

                #57
                I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

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                • Deraj
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2790

                  #58
                  Originally posted by pimpporn
                  I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun

                  DAVE!!! Are you ready for round 2 buddy? We drank Vegas.. now let's drink Rochards =)
                  ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                  Originally posted by Unknown
                  If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                  • SBJ
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                    • Apr 2003
                    • 11377

                    #59
                    Originally posted by pimpporn
                    I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun
                    I like the sound of that!



                    and since Kayla lives a really close she said today she will stumble accross the street for this one too

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                    • tASSy
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                      • Nov 2004
                      • 8229

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Bimini
                      Of course you can my friend. You know you always have an open invite to stay at Casa Bimini!


                      waitaminute...

                      if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

                      you already promised me your bed!!!

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                      • fr0gman
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                        • Feb 2005
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                        #61
                        Sounds like a cool party... I really have to get out more.

                        Maybe I can get Baddog to sneak me in...
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                        • Niko Bimini
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                          #62
                          Originally posted by tASSy



                          waitaminute...

                          if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

                          you already promised me your bed!!!


                          Ok now here I try so hard to be all secret-like and you go chimming in!!!!!!

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                          • Rochard
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                            #63
                            Originally posted by pimpporn
                            I'll bring some ladies. Last year was fun
                            Seems to me there was a video of this.......
                            http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/videos/045.wmv
                            Herschel Savage
                            Brooklyn, NY

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                            • Rattlehead
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                              #64
                              Awesome, I of course will be there.
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                              • Easton
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                                • Sep 2002
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                                #65
                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                Only if she's in a bikini....
                                sure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for her
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                                • baddog
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                                  • Apr 2001
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                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by tASSy



                                  waitaminute...

                                  if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

                                  you already promised me your bed!!!

                                  I am willing to share mine if you don't eat crackers in it.

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                                  • SBJ
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                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 11377

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Easton
                                    sure, to start out... i bet she's naked before long... of course we'll need martinis for her

                                    that sounds like the Sofia I know and love

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                                    • Rochard
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                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Rattlehead
                                      Awesome, I of course will be there.
                                      added: "Rattlehead and some lucky midget"
                                      Herschel Savage
                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                      • Deraj
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                                        #69
                                        So this sounds like one HELL uva party Rochard.. how big is your house?
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                                        Originally posted by Unknown
                                        If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                        • Rochard
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                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by tASSy



                                          waitaminute...

                                          if *i'm there* and baddog's there, where are YOU gonna sleep niko?!

                                          you already promised me your bed!!!
                                          Your coming?

                                          Did I miss something here?

                                          Herschel Savage
                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                          • Niko Bimini
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                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                            I am willing to share mine if you don't eat crackers in it.


                                            Yeah her sleeping arrangments are all taken care of thank you very much



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                                            • SBJ
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                                              • Apr 2003
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                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Deraj
                                              So this sounds like one HELL uva party Rochard.. how big is your house?

                                              the house is plenty big enough But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend

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                                              • Deraj
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                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
                                                the house is plenty big enough But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend
                                                what are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.
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                                                Originally posted by Unknown
                                                If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                • Rochard
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                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
                                                  the house is plenty big enough But I do think I will need to get more furniture before this weekend
                                                  Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

                                                  It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....
                                                  Herschel Savage
                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                  • Deraj
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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                                    Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

                                                    It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....


                                                    Someone had to do it
                                                    ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                    Originally posted by Unknown
                                                    If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                    • Rochard
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                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Deraj
                                                      what are some nearby hotels? i'll get everything booked tonight or i'll just keep forgetting.
                                                      No need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".

                                                      True story.
                                                      Herschel Savage
                                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                                      • Rochard
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Bimini
                                                        Yeah her sleeping arrangments are all taken care of thank you very much


                                                        I've heard rumors Niko. What's going on here?
                                                        Herschel Savage
                                                        Brooklyn, NY

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                                                        • Deraj
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                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                                          No need for a hotel. Sleep on the side walk. Like.... well, I won't mention names but she passed out at 5am on the sidewalk screaming "I love you Rochard".

                                                          True story.
                                                          Well if I start screaming "I love you Rochard", I am getting tested for Ruffies!
                                                          ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                                                          Originally posted by Unknown
                                                          If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                          • SBJ
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                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Rochard
                                                            Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

                                                            It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....
                                                            ah!! ok I'll wait till the week after your party to buy my sectional at ikea


                                                            and only girls can "help" me break my bed if they are atleast this hot

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                                                            • Rochard
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
                                                              ah!! ok I'll wait till the week after your party to buy my sectional at ikea


                                                              and only girls can "help" me break my bed if they are atleast this hot
                                                              You'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.

                                                              Oh, wait.....
                                                              Herschel Savage
                                                              Brooklyn, NY

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                                                              • SBJ
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                                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                You'll have to bring her to the party - or else I won't let you in.

                                                                Oh, wait.....
                                                                haha I'll try to see if I can find her again.. but don't worry I'm inviting a few hotties that i will tell you about when i get them to say they'll come (all in the biz don't worry )

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                                                                • Elli
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                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.
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                                                                  • BrettJ
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                                                                    • Jan 2001
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

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                                                                    • CaptainWolfy
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      sounds like fun

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                                                                      • SBJ
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                                                                        • Apr 2003
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by BrettJ
                                                                        I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?

                                                                        It's not heated but i assure you it will still be plenty warm Sept 2nd..

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                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Niiiiiiiice !!!!


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                                                                          • KRosh
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                                                                            • Nov 2001
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            OK,

                                                                            I have missed this party several times. This time i will be there.

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                                                                            • TheLegacy
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              you have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the north

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                                                                              • Rochard
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by Elli
                                                                                Oh man, I would love to go! But that's my big camping trip weekend Been planning it for two months already. Someone will have to flash Rochard and do Jager shots for me.
                                                                                And another Canandian tells me "no".
                                                                                Herschel Savage
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                                                                                • Rochard
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by BrettJ
                                                                                  I'm gonna try to make it. but I have a question, is the pool heated?
                                                                                  Hello? It's Phoenix. The pool will still be like bathwater in September....
                                                                                  Herschel Savage
                                                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                  • Rochard
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                                                    you have no idea how much we would love to be there (even though I know you only want to invite shedevil LOL) - but consider our new home your summer cottage in the north
                                                                                    This is not true. I sent you the ICQ message with the thread, not her silly.
                                                                                    Herschel Savage
                                                                                    Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      i want to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                      • Rochard
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                        i want to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                        Please do!
                                                                                        Herschel Savage
                                                                                        Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                        • Cole Montana
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                          It's time once again to trash my house in Phoenix!



                                                                                          Every year (or so) I get a year older. Being as I'm in the middle of my mid life crisis, once a year I open up my house and invite in a fair portion of you perverts who consider yourselves adult webmasters. And this year shall be no different!

                                                                                          Since Lensmen offered me the keys to ICS and forced me to move to Northern California, everyone has been asking me where this year's party will be held. I still own the house in Phoenix and the local law enforcement there knows me all too well and love to visit (It's not a party without the cops showing up once, RIGHT?).

                                                                                          It will also be Punker Barbie's birthday as well, and we'll be celebrating her birthday as well just like last year. And this year as an extra added bonus this year's booze (read: Jager) will be sponsored by.....




                                                                                          This year's party will be on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9PM.

                                                                                          Due to some "issues" last year, this year the party is invite only. Basically I've partied with you before, shook your hand at a convention, or have breasts, your in.

                                                                                          Here's the rules:
                                                                                          1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
                                                                                          2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
                                                                                          3) All women must wear a bikini.
                                                                                          4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
                                                                                          5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
                                                                                          6) No stealing shit from my house.
                                                                                          7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.

                                                                                          Anyone interested in attending post here and I'll add your name to the offical guest list.

                                                                                          Here's the guest list:

                                                                                          Niko Bimini
                                                                                          Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes, and Harley Girl
                                                                                          Avalanche and super smoking hawt wife!
                                                                                          Ice (stag, because he can't afford a date)
                                                                                          Deraj
                                                                                          Chandiegirl
                                                                                          Silent Bob Jedi
                                                                                          Rattlehead and some lucky midget

                                                                                          wow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?
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                                                                                          • Rochard
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Cole Montana
                                                                                            wow, if I didn't know you any better, I'd be offended that you left Hone and I off the list. Or are you just mad 'cause we coudln't make it last year?
                                                                                            The list is updated as I add to it silly.
                                                                                            Herschel Savage
                                                                                            Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                            • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                                                                                              • Jul 2002
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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Hmm...


                                                                                              I am wondering if I should go or not. I mean...it's a long drive from Vegas...but bikinis and booze...that's tempting...
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                                                                                              • SeanE
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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Sign me up! I will post the details about my party here soon! ;-)

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                                                                                                • Niko Bimini
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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                  I've heard rumors Niko. What's going on here?


                                                                                                  What can I say..........................I am a very very VERY lucky man!


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                                                                                                  • Honez
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                    Great, this year we get to fuck your furniture!

                                                                                                    It's not a party until some furniture gets broken....
                                                                                                    Cole may have something to say about that

                                                                                                    Thanks for adding us to the list! You know we will be there. It is just a stumble down the 101 for us. Plus, we have to help Bob get the place party ready.
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                                                                                                    • Cole Montana
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      hey, maybe if I can get enough help, we can paint the walls before hand and give Rochard an almost new house look for his present! Any volounteers?
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