This is how you *design* yes, design, a Douchebag.

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  • galleryseek
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 8234

    #1

    This is how you *design* yes, design, a Douchebag.

    I just started a blog where I offer free design related video tutorials.. Since making design tutorials can be so freaking boring and redundant, I wanted to take a more unique approach and cover things differently and hopefully establish something with viral potential..

    I'm not exactly sure if what I've done here is just excessively tasteless, entertaining in a dark way, or just plain fucking stupid and not worth watching... So help me out, you be the judge...

    http://how.todesignyour.com/blog (it's the latest tutorial on the top). and yeah, lol, that's me playing the role as a douchebag at the beginning.

    here is the design that is covered in the vid.
    Last edited by galleryseek; 01-06-2009, 01:10 AM.
  • V_RocKs
    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
    • Nov 2003
    • 32449

    #2
    I shall read it tomorrow when I am sober.

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    • galleryseek
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 8234

      #3
      Originally posted by V_RocKs
      I shall read it tomorrow when I am sober.
      well there's no reading.. it's a video tutorial.

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      • sarad
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2005
        • 146

        #4
        I am watching it now (only 5 minutes in so far) - its quite entertaining and I am actually learning something - so thanks ... not so sure that I will ever have a need for a douchebag design - but then again you never know I can see this as the sort of video that could easily go viral!
        The day Microsoft makes a product that does not suck will be the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

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        • Oracle Porn
          Affiliate
          • Oct 2002
          • 24433

          #5
          step 1
          bg color
          new fill layer > solid


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          • galleryseek
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 8234

            #6
            Originally posted by sarad
            I am watching it now (only 5 minutes in so far) - its quite entertaining and I am actually learning something - so thanks ... not so sure that I will ever have a need for a douchebag design - but then again you never know I can see this as the sort of video that could easily go viral!
            thanks.. the point of course is to learn how it was designed, and if you understand and know how, it will enable you to design thousands of other objects using the same exact process and techniques

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            • Oracle Porn
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              • Oct 2002
              • 24433

              #7
              i was thinking how great you name your layers too then 14 mins in the tutorial u start looking around which one is which guessing your way lolz


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              • galleryseek
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 8234

                #8
                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                i was thinking how great you name your layers too then 14 mins in the tutorial u start looking around which one is which guessing your way lolz
                screw naming layers when I'm trying to get done with a god forsaken tutorial. ;)

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                • Oracle Porn
                  Affiliate
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 24433

                  #9
                  btw you can enlarge and reduce the size of the brushes using [ ]

                  p.s. shit its way too long. nice tutorial though
                  Last edited by Oracle Porn; 01-06-2009, 01:58 AM.


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                  • RedShoe
                    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 14831

                    #10
                    Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

                    Take a normal human being and add this.

                    instant douchebag

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                    • galleryseek
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 8234

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                      Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

                      Take a normal human being and add this.

                      instant douchebag
                      I thought that just made a black person?

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                      • gimme-website
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 1589

                        #12
                        Love it And your RSS icon is just awesome!
                        www.gimme-website.com

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                        • qxm
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 5970

                          #13
                          looks entertaining... will watch it after I get some work done...

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                          • Va2k
                            I’m still alive barley.
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 10060

                            #14
                            Great tut, make MORE LOL

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                            • tranza
                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 57559

                              #15
                              That's really nice..hahaha
                              I'm just a newbie.

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                              • nico-t
                                emperor of my world
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 29903

                                #16
                                nice skills

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                                • Jack Sparrow
                                  Almost goners..
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 11420

                                  #17
                                  AWESOME FUCKIN AWESOME.

                                  Btw. love the "lets see which rubber i wanna use" comment lol

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                                  • JamesK
                                    hi
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 16731

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RedShoe
                                    Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

                                    Take a normal human being and add this.

                                    instant douchebag
                                    So fucking true
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                                    • galleryseek
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 8234

                                      #19
                                      If you guys would digg it for me, I'd appreciate it ;)

                                      http://digg.com/design/How_to_Design...ebag_Seriously

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                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 94736

                                        #20
                                        Awesome!

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                                        • candyflip
                                          Carpe Visio
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 43069

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by RedShoe
                                          Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

                                          Take a normal human being and add this.

                                          instant douchebag
                                          We call these people "Bluetards"

                                          Spend you some brain.
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                                          • John-ACWM
                                            Work Work Work
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 20060

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                            I shall read it tomorrow when I am sober.

                                            Take your time

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                                            • leek
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 342

                                              #23
                                              I liked it. Now just do some using Fireworks instead

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                                              • candyflip
                                                Carpe Visio
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 43069

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by leek
                                                I liked it. Now just do some using Fireworks instead
                                                With Photoshop and Illustrator in the same pacakge, people actually still use Fireworks?

                                                Spend you some brain.
                                                Email Me

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                                                • leek
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 342

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                  With Photoshop and Illustrator in the same pacakge, people actually still use Fireworks?
                                                  I used to use Photoshop for web design until I realized Fireworks is perfect for it where Photoshop falls short.

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