George Bush and Osama Bin Laden teamed up with Elvis and the Aliens to switch off your cable to make you feel frightened so that they can brainwash and control you better.
Of course FBI, NSA, CIA, CSI and FUBAR are involved, too.
And since no conspiracy theory is complete without antisemitism, the jews are controling the aliens and Bush and Bin Laden and Elvis and the FBI, NSA, CIA, CSI, FUBAR and even Rupert Murdoch.
Is that enough material for a conspiracy theory?
Oh, and don't forget to make yourself a tinfoil hat.
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