Holy SHIT.........instant coffee..............

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  • jmcb420
    So Fucking Drunk
    • Oct 2006
    • 2155
    #1

    Holy SHIT.........instant coffee..............

    Yes, I love coffee and have for years, but now I have a question that may shake the coffee industry to its very foundation.......... here goes:

    lol, wtf is with the foam that gathers at the top of a cup of instant coffee? I had to do instant today cause the store down the road is out of my regular and I didnt feel like going the extra mile so I just picked up some MH instant....It tastes like coffe would taste if it were made with car parts and it has a foam that sticks to everything it touches.

    I hearby call upon maxwell house to cease any further marketing of this product untill this foam is explaned by science and proven safe.

    Just kidding, good morning everyone, go colts!
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    • FMG-Nih
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2008
      • 115
      #2
      lolz good luck for a newday, man. D
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        • HorseShit
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 17513
          #3
          something from the dehydration process I would assume

          instant coffee is so fucking disgusting i can't stand it

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            • Libertine
              sex dwarf
              • May 2002
              • 17860
              #4
              http://van.physics.uiuc.edu/qa/listing.php?id=1513
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                • jmcb420
                  So Fucking Drunk
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 2155
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Libertine
                  http://van.physics.uiuc.edu/qa/listing.php?id=1513
                  No fucking shit.............. Thanks for the info, I was only half serious but damn.......


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                    • Pixelbucks Eric
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 496
                      #6
                      They also use pigfat to enhance the foam.
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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          its semen

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                            • RayVega
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 4212
                              #8
                              The bigger question is this: if you take a cup of hot chocolate in a mug and tap a spoon on the bottom of the mug, it makes a resonating "plunk" Sound. Coffee and tea do not make this sound...but instant coffee does.

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                                • jmcb420
                                  So Fucking Drunk
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 2155
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RayVega
                                  The bigger question is this: if you take a cup of hot chocolate in a mug and tap a spoon on the bottom of the mug, it makes a resonating "plunk" Sound. Coffee and tea do not make this sound...but instant coffee does.

                                  Try it, it's true. I have a skill for noticing completely useless things about our universe.
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                                  I will try this. Results will be reported back within the hour.
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                                    • SilentKnight
                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24812
                                      #10
                                      You should be more concerned about the mind-altering ingredients of that mysterious Coffee-Mate whitener powder.

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                                        • jmcb420
                                          So Fucking Drunk
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 2155
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                          You should be more concerned about the mind-altering ingredients of that mysterious Coffee-Mate whitener powder.
                                          lol, that shits for little girls. I like coffee like I like my woman, Black and bitter....

                                          Rey Vega, I have tested the audio propertys of said liquids and I must agree with you, though only slightly differing to say when the hot chocolate is made with milk does it sound similar to instant coffee upon spoon tap.

                                          Thats freaky shit, considering milk is a much thicker liquid then the water mixed with the coffee.


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                                            • TisMe
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 1719
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                              You should be more concerned about the mind-altering ingredients of that mysterious Coffee-Mate whitener powder.
                                              What do you think happened to White-Out once everyone stopped using typewriters?

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                                                • aaron
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 4452
                                                  #13
                                                  i had some instant coffee in thailand once that was amazingly good- not surprising as they seem to like the real stuff strong and sweet.

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                                                    • sortie
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 7771
                                                      #14
                                                      Try using boiling water.

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                                                        • jmcb420
                                                          So Fucking Drunk
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 2155
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by aaron
                                                          i had some instant coffee in thailand once that was amazingly good- not surprising as they seem to like the real stuff strong and sweet.
                                                          yeah.....on time out in Cali I had some shit called "Thailand Tea" It was a super sweet, extreamly creamy type mixture with a serious tea taste. Very interesting drink.

                                                          I dont know if it was an instant blend, but it was out there.
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                                                            • mrwilson
                                                              mrwilson 2.0
                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 5122
                                                              #16
                                                              most instant drinks do it im guessing its to do with the dried milk

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                                                                • natas
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 3377
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I refuse to touch instant coffee. It's shit

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                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 20060
                                                                      #18

                                                                      It's made under pressure with hot water...and a few chemicals

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                                                                        • F-U-Jimmy
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                          • 6853
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I believe the foam on your instant Coffee has a lot to do with your water supply and how you boil it. For example if you take std tap water unfiltered place a tea bag in it and then microwave it until it starts to boil you will get lots of strange foam.

                                                                          Water treated with a reverse osmosis filtration system stops the foam being produced.
                                                                          A microwave is not a good way to make tea or coffee but you get scum appearing on tea or coffee if the water is not filtered no matter how you heat the water..
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