Two advantages of Iowa: Cheap fuel and you can watch your dog run away for 2-3 days.
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Originally Posted by Retox Josh
Exactly, I've lived in big cities, I've been to big cities, there is NOTHING there, that I can't get here in bumfuck Iowa. Well except one thing, HIGH PRICES ON EVERYTHING.
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Obviously never needed anything that wasn't served in an ice cream truck.
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Originally Posted by RedShoe
It's safer for a girl to live in COMPTON than Iowa?!?!?
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They don't rape the women. Have you seen their women? They use Astro Turf at the colleges to keep the cheerleaders from grazing during the game.