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  • intimate
    Registered User
    • Sep 2005
    • 61
    #1

    £50 Dick Tatoo

    I've decided to get my dick tatooed like a £50 note, cos
    1. I like to watch my money grow
    2. I like to play with my money
    3. and when my missus wants to go and blow £50, she's more than welcome.

    Always a pleasure never a chore

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    • elron
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 1553
      #2
      i thought we would see a tatoo pic on your dick ? cuz yer joke isn't that funny

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        • Wiggles
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 14423
          #3
          the coolest i saw was a dude with jesus on his dick, so when girls screamed oh god it would be true haha
          no sig

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            • Crynos
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2006
              • 283
              #4
              IMO the humor would never outweigh the pain of getting your dick tattooed

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                • jigg
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 2527
                  #5
                  and then when 50 pounds are devalued and you can only buy coffee with them what?

                  you'll get your dick lasered to remove the tattoo?! :D
                  ......
                  eight,eight,two,eight,eight,four,two
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                    • Miguel T
                      ♦ Web Developer ♦
                      • May 2005
                      • 12470
                      #6
                      Hehehhe! Nice!!!

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                        • intimate
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 61
                          #7
                          guees i'll have to leave room for an extra 0 huh jig

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                            • Damian_Maxcash
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 12745
                              #8
                              This thread needs pics more that any other thread - ever.

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                                • bobby666
                                  boots are my religion
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 21765
                                  #9
                                  thread is useless. till pics arrive ;-)

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271
                                      #10
                                      Bump for GFY's first ever dick makeover!

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                                        • =^..^=
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 6935
                                          #11
                                          i wanna see meaty dick tattoos :-)
                                          pics!!!
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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                              Bump for GFY's first ever dick makeover!
                                              Bored again?

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                                                • aico
                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 14748
                                                  #13
                                                  Countdown until the "Welcome to Jamaica" joke...

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                                                    • martinsc
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 27043
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                      Countdown until the "Welcome to Jamaica" joke...
                                                      not jamaica...
                                                      it's
                                                      welcome to New York City and have a great day
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                                                        • notabook
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 9748
                                                          #15
                                                          British humor... it's just so.. clever... and not funny to anyone outside of Europe. =(

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                                                            • intimate
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 61
                                                              #16
                                                              I guess ur right Notabook, and most of the time sound better with a few beers inside ya

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                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 19714
                                                                  #17
                                                                  This thread is useless without pics of penis..........

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                                                                    • rowan
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 17393
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Just wait until you put your 50 pounds into a change machine...

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                                                                        • bvds
                                                                          www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 25085
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I can think of better ways to get attentiion.
                                                                          Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                            • fuzebox
                                                                              making it rain
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 22367
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by notabook
                                                                              British humor... it's just so.. clever... and not funny to anyone outside of Europe. =(
                                                                              First time I heard the joke it was a $100 bill...

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                                                                                • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 12745
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                  First time I heard the joke it was a $100 bill...
                                                                                  Thats because you live in the Caribbean.

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                                                                                    • E$_manager
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                      • 13557
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      you are crazy.
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                                                                                        • umzzzzz
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                                          • 61
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by bobby666
                                                                                          thread is useless. till pics arrive ;-)
                                                                                          i agree...thread is useless without pics!!!

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                                                                                            • OTerror
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                              • 2527
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Nice I've heard those lines before.
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                                                                                                • avalanche
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 1922
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Classic!
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                                                                                                    • Fizzgig
                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 9649
                                                                                                      #26

                                                                                                      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                                        • intimate
                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                                          • 61
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I heard this one on the radio today here in the UK, police officer walking down the street notices 2 guys sitting on the pavement one chewing on a battery, the other chewing on a firework.... he charged the one and let the other off ...... We have a major problem here in the UK

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                                                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              now that would fucking hurt

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                                                                                                                • GoodGuy
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                  • 881
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Did you ak your cock if he wants to get tatooed?

                                                                                                                  Be sure to ask him if he wants to.

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