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Madawgz needs a coder

08-06-2006, 04:40 PM

He offered me a project, but, unfortunately the amount he was offering ($500 + 10% revenue) is not worth it to me for the project. So here is the breakdown he gave me for any of you other coders on gfy:

1. You get $500 to code it
2. 10% of all ad generated income
3. 5% if he sells the site

What is the mighty project you ask? A Content Management System to replace the current one on EatMyShorts.net (why not use wordpress? who knows ...). He says he has some guys who want to buy it when it is done for 500k (eh?), and it's income will bring me thousands monthly! He said i'd be an idiot to not take the project, so I guess I'm an idiot. So, since he is afraid to post it here on gfy (why? not sure), i am posting it for him.

So, in conclusion, if any of you are hooked by this amazing offer! Contact madawgz!

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08-06-2006, 04:43 PM

I think Madawgz would be better off looking for a partner (50/50)

That offer sounds horrible in my book
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08-06-2006, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by BlueWire

I think Madawgz would be better off looking for a partner (50/50)

That offer sounds horrible in my book

That's what I said, hell, I even dropped my price from 2k to 1k, and asked just for 10% of sales, 5% of resale of site, as well as rights to use it myself on my own sites. He didn't like it, so oh well

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08-06-2006, 04:53 PM

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08-06-2006, 04:56 PM

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08-06-2006, 05:04 PM

500k
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08-06-2006, 05:05 PM

That's because he's a fucking idiot kid.
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08-06-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by dissipate

That's because he's a fucking idiot kid.

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08-06-2006, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

kthxbye

Thank you for proving my point. If you want good quality coding you're going to have to pay for it. MrKris is a great coder and he doesn't come cheap. Perhaps try your luck with some outsourced employees from india.

http://www.getacoder.com
http://www.getafreelancer.com

They usually charge $15-$20 per hour.
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08-06-2006, 05:13 PM

500k for a website that gets at max 1000 hits a day? Keep dreaming idiot

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08-06-2006, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by BlueWire

I think Madawgz would be better off looking for a partner (50/50)

That offer sounds horrible in my book

I would not even do it for 50:50. That's like saying: "Do all the work for me, I will do the "rest" and you get 50%!

There are literally THOUSANDS of humor video sites on the net and 99% of them are more popular than yours. What makes you think you can generate thousands of dollars of income per month? Adsense? Nope. Do you even know the shitty CTR that video sites like yours get? Do some research before you talk out of your ass.

You will always be a post whore, nothing more.

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08-06-2006, 05:18 PM

Considering the last time you updated this site was almost a month ago, I doubt you care much about this website. If it really did bring so much money, you would put some more effort into it.

GFY Idiot. Just keep making your money post whoring.

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08-06-2006, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by UCH

Considering the last time you updated this site was almost a month ago, I doubt you care much about this website. If it really did bring so much money, you would put some more effort into it.

GFY Idiot. Just keep making your money post whoring.

Three posts in a row... you've really got a hard-on for this guy, eh?
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08-06-2006, 05:27 PM

it's a sweet looking site.

I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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08-06-2006, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by UCH

I would not even do it for 50:50. That's like saying: "Do all the work for me, I will do the "rest" and you get 50%!

There are literally THOUSANDS of humor video sites on the net and 99% of them are more popular than yours. What makes you think you can generate thousands of dollars of income per month? Adsense? Nope. Do you even know the shitty CTR that video sites like yours get? Do some research before you talk out of your ass.

You will always be a post whore, nothing more.

I agree; but I would argue that that is his best shot....some highschool kid might go for it
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08-06-2006, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee

500k

thats when the site has been running for a few months and has lots of traffic

not now obviously...

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08-06-2006, 05:40 PM

okay 1000$ + 10% profits + 5% if the site sells!

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08-06-2006, 05:49 PM

just curious what how much your site is generating in ad/sales revenue -

if coder gets "thousands monthly!" at just 10% of all income, you are making 10,000$ plus a month, on a site that doesn't even have an alexa rank over 200,000? what's your secret?

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08-06-2006, 05:54 PM

The Bullshit-O-Meter is at an all time high.
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08-06-2006, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

thats when the site has been running for a few months and has lots of traffic

not now obviously...

You should take a look to what kind of domains people can buy for 500K. Come back to planet earth, eatmyshorts

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08-06-2006, 06:05 PM

im drunk........

you gius are all crazy, eatmyshorts can be one the biggest comedy sites online you watch!!!

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08-06-2006, 06:08 PM

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08-06-2006, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

im drunk........

you gius are all crazy, eatmyshorts can be one the biggest comedy sites online you watch!!!

however big it is, you can buy bigger for 500K.

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08-06-2006, 06:15 PM

I'll be honest, I'm surprised he even owns a domain.

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08-06-2006, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by Martin3

I'll be honest, I'm surprised he even owns a domain.

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08-06-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Martin3

I'll be honest, I'm surprised he even owns a domain.

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08-06-2006, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Martin3

I'll be honest, I'm surprised he even owns a domain.
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08-06-2006, 08:10 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha

yes i own domains, fucking pathetic...

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08-06-2006, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

ha ha ha ha ha ha

yes i own domains, fucking pathetic...

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08-06-2006, 08:17 PM

Selling it for 500k? Geezus... I hope that currency isn't Indian...
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08-06-2006, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by dunefield

Selling it for 500k? Geezus... I hope that currency isn't Indian...

I wouldn't pay more than 300 crabshells.

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08-06-2006, 08:21 PM

madawgz: give me 500 and I'll show you how to do it in WP
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08-06-2006, 08:26 PM

Too bad there isn't a sig market anymore....

A day late and a dollar short eh?
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08-06-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by BlueWire

Too bad there isn't a sig market anymore....

A day late and a dollar short eh?

If he was around during the sig boom he'd be driving a mercedes bought with sig money
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08-06-2006, 08:30 PM

Speaking of shit totally worthless, much like this thread, is cheesecake really a cake? I almost got into a fist fight about that today. I proclaim that cheesecake isn't a fucking cake but instead it is a PIE. I mean look at it, it's a fucking pie man. I think we should rebel on this issue, its importance far exceeds anything else in the world today. Terrorism? It's a one on a scale of ten on this issue. Global Warming? Pffft... maybe a three.

We MUST get cheesecake renamed to cheesepie as soon as humanely possible, the fate of dessert classification rides on this people! People, I know you were divided on the war in Iraq. I know you were divided during the 2000 and 2004 elections. I know you were divided on who should have became the next American Idol. But people... we CANNOT BE DIVIDING ON THIS ISSUE! Cheesecake MUST be renamed cheesepie.

Take up arms, we shall revolt against Betty Crocker and her minions of LIES and deceit. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God?s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

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08-06-2006, 08:33 PM

500k for a site whats that google? LOL

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08-06-2006, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by notabook

Speaking of shit totally worthless, much like this thread, is cheesecake really a cake? I almost got into a fist fight about that today. I proclaim that cheesecake isn't a fucking cake but instead it is a PIE. I mean look at it, it's a fucking pie man. I think we should rebel on this issue, its importance far exceeds anything else in the world today. Terrorism? It's a one on a scale of ten on this issue. Global Warming? Pffft... maybe a three.

We MUST get cheesecake renamed to cheesepie as soon as humanely possible, the fate of dessert classification rides on this people! People, I know you were divided on the war in Iraq. I know you were divided during the 2000 and 2004 elections. I know you were divided on who should have became the next American Idol. But people... we CANNOT BE DIVIDING ON THIS ISSUE! Cheesecake MUST be renamed cheesepie.

Take up arms, we shall revolt against Betty Crocker and her minions of LIES and deceit. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God?s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

i can optimize this for the word cheesecake.

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08-06-2006, 11:32 PM

bump bump?@?@

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08-07-2006, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by tenderobject

500k for a site whats that google? LOL

Google is more like 30 billions ;)

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08-07-2006, 12:34 AM

just so you know eat my shorts is trademarked and if you actually make something out of it. they may just take it from you.

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08-07-2006, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Google is more like 30 billions ;)

I think it's even worth more than that..
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08-07-2006, 03:03 AM

500 for a custom coded cms? thats horrid. try 2000-5000 range

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08-07-2006, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by Fris

500 for a custom coded cms? thats horrid. try 2000-5000 range

$500 is a steal when you get 5% of the 500k it's going to be bought for!

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08-07-2006, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by mrkris

$500 is a steal when you get 5% of the 500k it's going to be bought for!

ummmm, 500k when the site is fully established and getting 400k visitors/day +

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08-07-2006, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by mrkris

$500 is a steal when you get 5% of the 500k it's going to be bought for!

if he cant get traffic now, whats going to make it get traffic later?

500k buy price? funny.

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08-07-2006, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

ummmm, 500k when the site is fully established and getting 400k visitors/day +

If you can't afford a decent coder, you'll sure as hell go broke once that site starts pushing some decent traffic, due to the bandwidth bills. IF it ever takes off.

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08-07-2006, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by DamageX

If you can't afford a decent coder, you'll sure as hell go broke once that site starts pushing some decent traffic, due to the bandwidth bills. IF it ever takes off.

well if its using bandwidth that means its getting traffic which means im making money

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08-07-2006, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

well if its using bandwidth that means its getting traffic which means im making money

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