Originally Posted by CDSmith

Dear Santa


Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a Fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Kenny


Dear Kenny,
Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll fucking know what to do with you impatient little snot nosed fuck.
Santa