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  • TimBlaze
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    • Oct 2006
    • 1625
    #1

    What's the largest animal you think you could take with your bare hands?

    One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

    I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

    Howbout you?
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    • Voodoo
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      • Sep 2002
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      #2
      I think I could probably take a bear blindfolded with both arms and my legs tied behind my back.

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        • baddog
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          • Apr 2001
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          #3
          Lots of ifs there.

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            • munki
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              • Dec 2004
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              #4
              A wolf...

              Used to have one, we'd rough house all the time.

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                  Chipmunk.

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                    • baddog
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by munki
                      A wolf...

                      Used to have one, we'd rough house all the time.
                      He let you win.

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                        • munki
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                          • Dec 2004
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          He let you win.
                          lol nah, he was just a pussy... our cats beat him up.

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                            • tony299
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                              • Aug 2002
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                              #8
                              a giraffe that's not fair its a veggie eater, play with a tiger and then Im impressed. lol

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                                • TimBlaze
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                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 1625
                                  #9
                                  giraffe is bigger though and they are known to kill tigers and lions with donkey kicks kinda like how in chess that horse thing can only attack from an L from the side, a giraffe can only attack from the back with a kick, so I'll come from in front or beside like a velociraptor
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                                    • BusterBunny
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                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 19291
                                      #10
                                      not sure i can take any mammals...my chihuahua bit me in the face and i couldn't do shit except bleed and run around screaming like a little girl...do insects count?
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                                        • uno
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                                            • Jayvis
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                                              • Nov 2005
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                                              #12
                                              Blind goldfish at best.

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                                                • MikeSmoke
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                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                  #13
                                                  I burnt up an entire anthill once, does that count?

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                                                    • dav3
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                                                      • May 2007
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                                      giraffe is bigger though and they are known to kill tigers and lions with donkey kicks kinda like how in chess that horse thing can only attack from an L from the side, a giraffe can only attack from the back with a kick, so I'll come from in front or beside like a velociraptor
                                                      Giraffes also attack with their necks, kind of like a swinging headbutt.

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                                                        • bausch
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                                                          • Jul 2006
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                                                          #15
                                                          A spider or ants but I would be afraid to use my hands so I would use Raid insect spray instead. I am afraid to even hold a cat with my hands; it might scratch me.

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                                                            • heymatty
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                                                              • Oct 2001
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                                              One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

                                                              I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

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                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                  • May 2001
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  I've heard emus are pretty tough and can take off a finger with their beaks if provoked. But I think I could take one. Their necks are pretty long, I'm sure I could snap it in two with one quick two-handed assault.

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                                                                    • d-null
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                                                      One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

                                                                      I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

                                                                      Howbout you?


                                                                      TimBlaze you are a complete dumbass

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                                                                        • Cyandin
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                                                                          • Aug 2008
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                                                                          I'm going to go with a medium sized dog.

                                                                          In reality, you'll more than likely lose to a larger dog unless you get a lucky blow in. Bobcats probably wont kill you, but I promise you, you will NOT kill it. A mountain lion will absolutely slay you %110 of the time. A boar will eat you, clothes and all. Yeah, I'm definitely doing with medium sized dog. Let's say a Labrador.

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                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                              • Dec 2004
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Chihuahua...

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                                                                                • Nicky
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I really don't think in those terms. But being good at grappling seems like a winner.

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                                                                                    • AngusAl
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I think i could take a mouse............not a rat........but i could fuck up a mouse Okay maybe not a big mouse, but if a mouse came after me I think I could kill it..........most likely I would at least survive
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                                                                                        • iMind
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          That's a good question...

                                                                                          Depends really,
                                                                                          I can make my rottweiler and my doberman cower in fear.. but then this summer a muskrat had me screaming like a girl.. long story

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                                                                                            • iMind
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by dav3
                                                                                              Giraffes also attack with their necks, kind of like a swinging headbutt.


                                                                                              holy shit

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                                                                                                • hjnet
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by bausch
                                                                                                  I am afraid to even hold a cat with my hands; it might scratch me.
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                                                                                                    • VicD
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      a mosquito

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                                                                                                        • DWB
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I posted about it somewhere on this board with pics but I had to kill a bob cat while camping a couple of years back. I was attacked and taken to the ground but I was able to fall into rocks where I grabbed a larger one and started bashing it in the head until I gained control. They I beat it to death, went back to the site to get the cam and returned to take some pics.

                                                                                                          I still have a few scars from it on my chest. Scary shit.

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                                                                                                            • tranza
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                                                                                                              Hahaha....a chicken maybe!!
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                                                                                                                • kowalsky
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I can´t kill anything.
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                                                                                                                    • ContentSHOOTER
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                      Lots of ifs there.


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                                                                                                                          Funny replies
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                                                                                                                            • HorseShit
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                                                                                                                              stick to designing

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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Gfy zoo deathmatch?

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