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Originally Posted by borked
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
- The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor
- A dog's parents never visit
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
- You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day
- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert
- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting
- Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck
- If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
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