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Anal Hobbit Photo Shoot.

12-20-2001, 01:34 AM

This year at Internext, the Boneprone family will be offering a personal photo shoot and autograph session for webmasters with the Anal Hobbit. Tickets are 25.00, and can be purchased in advance, or at the show for no additional cost...

This should be a real hit with the much anticpated demand for hobbits with the release of the Lord of the Rings Movie..

We will be at booth 1516 on Monday only, and this exclusive photo opt will only be for 3 hours so be sure to contact me if you are intrested.

This is not a joke. Other companies have used promo people like Hank the Drunken Dwarf, others midgets, and of course the most popular marketing tool the female model.

The Anal Hobbit should be a real hit this January, and I hope to see you all there.

The Anal Hobbit will also make an cameo at the adult.com party along with the ccbill party.

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12-20-2001, 01:52 AM

How much to pad his crotch with a pillow & kick him a few good times in the nuts?

& yes this is a serious inquiry bone

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12-20-2001, 01:55 AM

if you wanna do that, please do that after the promotion.

The sponsor paying for this promo at their booth are paying a few bucks to have this gimick happen.

This is serious.
See us at the booth, and bring the camera..

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12-20-2001, 01:56 AM

im there

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12-20-2001, 01:59 AM

I suggest you purchase a ticket before Monday of the promo.
Either buy it Sunday at the booth the day before the promo, or hit me up and I can set you up with a pass before we go to Vegas.

Im sure this shit will be sold out.

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12-20-2001, 02:00 AM

can i buy the ticket per checK?

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12-20-2001, 02:01 AM

Hey 2 of my design guys want pictures as well, maybe we can work out a group rate.

See ya in Vegaz bro

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12-20-2001, 02:10 AM

yes you may use a check, but it must be a US check and must have the name of the ticket buyer also on the check.

You can use check day of the convention or even now. However you prefer.

See ya there Pro.
I can probably get ya a better rate if you have a group!

Cant wait till Vegas. Should be a blast!

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12-20-2001, 02:12 AM

so far we have just under a dozen tickets sold, so no worries..

But I would buy before Monday.

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12-20-2001, 02:46 AM

awwww yeeeeeeeeah!
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12-20-2001, 10:49 AM

only 120 more tickets left!
Anyone else intrested?

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12-20-2001, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by boneprone:
only 120 more tickets left!
Anyone else intrested?

Why do you wish to take pictues of my brothers cockola? I have many from our youth, for free to you all.
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12-20-2001, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by pr0:
How much to pad his crotch with a pillow & kick him a few good times in the nuts?

& yes this is a serious inquiry bone

i'd pay GOOD money for that opportunity...

i'd also pay good money to be able to backhand BP upside his face...

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12-20-2001, 03:33 PM

I ahve 2 video cameras and my SLR packed already!!!!!!

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12-20-2001, 03:39 PM

I wonder what he looks like?!
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12-20-2001, 03:50 PM

Sorry, you slackers have all missed out. I bought up all of the remaining tickets and I am now going to turn this into a VIP pass required event.

Line up now and warm up your mouth muscles.
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12-20-2001, 03:53 PM

Thanks Aaron!
You made this a lot easier for me!

Now I dont have to worry about the headache!

Im sure your creativity will make the event even better!

Thanks again!

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12-20-2001, 04:00 PM

No problem man. I did find out that the live sex thing is gonna be tricky because of the alcohol being server on the showroom floor. We are able to have a live audience but we need to put it in a tent and cut off the booze during the shows. We are also going to set up a monitor with a 15 minute delay so others can watch from outside of the tent.

I will be needing my shoe cam for the show. Have you got it back from the police evidence locker yet?
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12-20-2001, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by boneprone:
We will be at booth 1516 on Monday only,

Anal Hobbit has his own booth?
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12-20-2001, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY:
Anal Hobbit has his own booth?

No, we have reserved a 3 hour window at booth 1516. It is not Anal's booth but the sponsor is letting us use it.
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12-20-2001, 04:59 PM

aaron, I checked my records and we actually have the booth for 4 hours.

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12-20-2001, 08:08 PM

You guys now how much I love you both (suck suck suck )

Maybe If you'll let me pose next to anal hobbit we can increase the price on tickets!!

then again I think Anal Hobbit is totally in a league of his on - there is no way I can compare - I can only hope to bask in his glory!!! :P

Hook me up a ticket anyway!

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12-20-2001, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by AaronM:
No, we have reserved a 3 hour window at booth 1516. It is not Anal's booth but the sponsor is letting us use it.

So who is the secret sponsor?
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12-21-2001, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by kittykat69:
You guys now how much I love you both (suck suck suck )

Hook me up a ticket anyway!

Love Kitty xxx

Hmm, I control the passes now. What do you have to offer for trade Kitty?
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12-21-2001, 01:54 AM

rent beetlejuice from howard stern ...he wears a velcro suit and you can beat his ass for hours and throw him down some steps

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12-21-2001, 08:07 AM

I would love to buy some anal hobbit content.

who must i contact??
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