Harry and his wife are having rough financial times, so they both decide that she'll become a hooker until things smooth over a bit. She's not quite sure what to do so Harry says, "Just stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." Five minutes later a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She replies, "A hundred dollars." Disappointed he says, "Damn! All I've got is thirty." She thinks for a second and then says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" He tells her that she can give him a handjob. She runs back and tells the guy that all he can get for thirty bucks is a handjob. He agrees and she gets in the car with him. He unzips his pants and pulls out this abnormally large cock. She stares at it for a minute and then says, I'll be right back!" She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?!?!?!?!?!"
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I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.
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I like this one
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Omg.. that's awesome haha.
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haha thats classicComment
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lol both jokes are good
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LMFAO, Now thats a good joke.Originally posted by Dagwolf
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Those both were funny..
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I laughed... I cried. Pretty much like the first time I had sex.
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i love Larry!!!!!Originally posted by mikeydddddI don't care who you are. That's funny right there.
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OMG THAT WAS FUNNY
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What's the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?
The hooker says, "You're not done yet?"
The girlfriend says, "You're done already!"
The wife says, "Beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige!"
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Not what I expected this post to be. Nice one.
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I second that, however.... ha ha haOriginally posted by StuBradleyComment
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