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I Wish I Could Have Recorded That Last Call To My Cell Phone

08-03-2006, 05:35 PM

It's 1:30am here, and i just got a call from my girlfriend for the last 25mins, in a panic because of a MOTH in her house, and she can't get to the toilet because it's on the toilet door.

She still hasn't killed it, but i've hung up on her because i'm too tired and she's being a dumbass...

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08-03-2006, 05:37 PM
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08-03-2006, 05:41 PM

lmfao.. my ex gf called me once, the squirrels were chewing through a closent door, the place we rented, "poor back than" was full of them, she was sitting near the door with a broom and hitting them as they were chewing the bottom of the door, they were trying to get it badly.. wish I had a picture of them all sitting on the fence in the backyard after i got them all out.
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08-03-2006, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by Fucksakes

she was sitting near the door with a broom and hitting them as they were chewing the bottom of the door

I can just picture it...

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08-03-2006, 06:02 PM

I can just imagine...

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08-03-2006, 06:03 PM

It's O.K ..I just killed it..now we are going to bed

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08-03-2006, 06:03 PM

ha ha ha...been there. Usually a spider. very funny though.

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08-03-2006, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

It's 1:30am here, and i just got a call from my girlfriend for the last 25mins, in a panic because of a MOTH in her house, and she can't get to the toilet because it's on the toilet door.

She still hasn't killed it, but i've hung up on her because i'm too tired and she's being a dumbass...

So, did you get a nice sleep while someone at the other part of the world just pissed on her pants?
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08-03-2006, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

It's 1:30am here, and i just got a call from my girlfriend for the last 25mins, in a panic because of a MOTH in her house, and she can't get to the toilet because it's on the toilet door.

She still hasn't killed it, but i've hung up on her because i'm too tired and she's being a dumbass...

i kinda understand her...like me im afraid of insects but too wimpy to kill it

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08-03-2006, 07:59 PM

I can somewhat relate.. I hate moths, they scare the crap out of me

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08-03-2006, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

It's 1:30am here, and i just got a call from my girlfriend for the last 25mins, in a panic because of a MOTH in her house, and she can't get to the toilet because it's on the toilet door.

She still hasn't killed it, but i've hung up on her because i'm too tired and she's being a dumbass...

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08-03-2006, 08:07 PM

I was kickin it with my friend one time who's scared of moths...deathly afraid...so I clutched this moth on the wall and threw it at him. It fluttered near his face and he fell backwards down a flight of stairs.

Luckily he was ok.

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08-03-2006, 10:29 PM

are you sure she is not stoned?

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08-03-2006, 11:22 PM

She'd hate Costa Rica. We have moths here that are literally the size of birds. I'm talking 8 or 10 inch plus wing spans. When they fly in to things it makes a loud annoying noise.

What's even funnier is watching my three rottweilers chase them around the house. Eventually they fly low enough and one of the dogs gets them by jumping.

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08-03-2006, 11:29 PM

i'm sure you would complain if she calls someone else!

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08-04-2006, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

She'd hate Costa Rica. We have moths here that are literally the size of birds. I'm talking 8 or 10 inch plus wing spans.

I'll take her there on our next vacation...

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08-04-2006, 02:12 AM

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08-04-2006, 02:13 AM

I'm afraid of dolphins, they are the moths of the ocean.
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08-04-2006, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

What's even funnier is watching my three rottweilers chase them around the house. Eventually they fly low enough and one of the dogs gets them by jumping.

HAHA my Labrador does the same thing. He runs around the house chasing the fuckers till eventually he gets them! I must congratulate his persistance tho, sometimes it can take him an hour.... he must feel really proud of himself once he gets it tho!!!
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08-04-2006, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by notabook

I'm afraid of dolphins, they are the moths of the ocean.

You're afraid of Dolphins??? I love them! Check this pic I snapped of one on my vacation to Florida!
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08-04-2006, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

It's 1:30am here, and i just got a call from my girlfriend for the last 25mins, in a panic because of a MOTH in her house, and she can't get to the toilet because it's on the toilet door.

She still hasn't killed it, but i've hung up on her because i'm too tired and she's being a dumbass...

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hahahahaha,i wonder how she sounds while freaking.....

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08-04-2006, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by Ross

You're afraid of Dolphins??? I love them! Check this pic I snapped of one on my vacation to Florida!

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! You are a monster me ;( Nothing is scarier than those sons a bitches... they are always smiling... you know they are plotting something huge, something that will be devastating to the human race. They are going to kill us all, don't get too close to those barbaric seafucks!

I mean sure, I'd fuck a female dolphin because of their super prehensile vaginas, but sooner or later the dolphins are going to start Phase 1 of their ingenious, albeit devious plan for world domination.
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08-04-2006, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by dRI-X

hahahahaha,i wonder how she sounds while freaking.....

I could hear her throwing objects at it, and then letting out a huge scream.

When i asked "did you get it?"

She kept saying "no it didn't move"

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08-04-2006, 06:59 AM

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08-04-2006, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

She'd hate Costa Rica. We have moths here that are literally the size of birds. I'm talking 8 or 10 inch plus wing spans. When they fly in to things it makes a loud annoying noise.

What's even funnier is watching my three rottweilers chase them around the house. Eventually they fly low enough and one of the dogs gets them by jumping.

I love Costa Rica. I saw here some motherfuckers I couldn't believe can exist.
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