Kids, I took a little 21-year old hottie home from the pub over the weekend, and now I got the motherfuckin' crotch-crickets! Filthy whore! So now, do I kill em, or do I feed 'em? I'm voting kill.
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Christ, I'm going to the doc in like 20 minutes. God only knows what else I got. I'm just going to give up on rubbers altogether and improve the gene pool. -
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Can you drown them by sitting in the bathtub for 24 hours?
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Dude..Go to the drugstore and pick up a bottle of Qualoda ( i think that is how it is spelled)
You'll also need to wash all of your clothes in the stuff.
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If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)
I also knew a bunch of guys that all got infected one night in a limo with a local whore. They went to the doctor and got some kind of blue soap. Also had to shave their pubes off.
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HAHAHAIf you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)
thats funny shit
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and have a smoke while you are in the tubOriginally posted by evildick:
[B]If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)
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I'm back, with a rant about the US medical system. I go into my doctors office and they pull my charts, and ask for my insurance. I sez, "I still don't have any. I'm getting paid on Friday. Will you just bill me?" The bitch at the desk says, "No! Once you've had an account with us go to collection, we can only take cash!" She made sure to say it so loud that the 15 people in the waiting room stared at me like a slug. I've been going to this doctor for 15 years, and the collection account I am refering to is 6 years old. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I can kill the crabs, but if she gave me something viral, the symtoms will be gone by the time I get to see a doctor, therefore, I either have to become celibate, or a public health risk. Go Capitalisim!Comment
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Christ man, you better hope you don't have a dose of THE AIDS.
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Of the removal process, or of the crabs themselves? There's a couple of cute ones, but not good enough for content.Originally posted by BradShaw:
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Oil will kill them.
I can't spell the name of the stuff I used when I was young. It's in a little green bottle, they use it for cold sores also.
No need to go to the doctor, save your money.
What you do is take a shower, then put the stuff on, I mean all over your nuts, ass hole, on your Chest if you have
hair there.
Wait 3 hours, take another shower, and put the stuff on again, two times should do it, but I always did it 3 TIMEs to be safe.
Like I said it work for me many many times when I was young,dumb and full of cum.
The funny thing I mess around all over Europe
in the mid to late 60's and never got the Crab's, but when I got home to Texas, I must have got the dam things 7
times, think they were going around and around the bunch I was running around with.
And remember it's not a sin to catch them but it is a sin to give them to someone else.
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that only works if you have a cigarette while soaking .. and light it with a road flair.Originally posted by evildick:
If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die.
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Reading this thread is making my crotch itch...Could be online STD transfer...Thanks alot Squishy...You've given my computer crabs...really appreciate it...
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hey it could be worse, you could have fricking HERPEs or HIV!
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Well every time there's a head lice scare at school (which is frequent no matter how good the school) they send home the sheet that says use RID.
Since head lice are related to pubic lice, I'd assume that will do the trick.
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I wouldn't take any chances.......shave it and dump every cleaner and solvent you can find around the house on it.Comment
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Kero is best but I don't know if it's any good for you to sit in it! lol
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ahh,, i remember when i first got it,,
i was in denial for like a week at first,,
kept on thinking it was just "JOCK ITCH" so for like a week i put them anti-itch powder...
i finally broke down and went to the docter after one of them crabs bugs jumped out onto the sink,,,
them fuckers grew big as my finger nails!!,,,
(i almost fainted)
Yeah they get bigger if you don't kill them right away
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also a good homemade trick,,
is to sock your pubic hairs in
melted hot butter all over your crotch,,,
the butter makes them thirsty and die
don't forget to change your sheets and clothes,,and get them fog bombers for your whole house
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Beware of the nut crab he most intelligent creature on planet.
Once he has killed his host and disposed of body he drives your car and spends your money.
There is no known cure best you can do is get good friend to shoot you before metamorphosis occurs and you are transformed into six foot crab who looks just like you.
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