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  • Squishy
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1809

    #1

    I got crabs! NO SHIT! EEK!

    Kids, I took a little 21-year old hottie home from the pub over the weekend, and now I got the motherfuckin' crotch-crickets! Filthy whore! So now, do I kill em, or do I feed 'em? I'm voting kill.
  • Squishy
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1809

    #2
    Christ, I'm going to the doc in like 20 minutes. God only knows what else I got. I'm just going to give up on rubbers altogether and improve the gene pool.

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    • Hooper
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 2210

      #3
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      • Kimmykim
        bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
        • Jun 2001
        • 16015

        #4
        Seriously.

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        • pr0
          rockin tha trailerpark
          • May 2001
          • 23088

          #5
          Can you drown them by sitting in the bathtub for 24 hours?

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          • ElvisManson
            Looking California
            • Feb 2001
            • 5476

            #6
            Dude..Go to the drugstore and pick up a bottle of Qualoda ( i think that is how it is spelled)

            You'll also need to wash all of your clothes in the stuff.

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            • evildick

              #7
              If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)

              I also knew a bunch of guys that all got infected one night in a limo with a local whore. They went to the doctor and got some kind of blue soap. Also had to shave their pubes off.

              I wasn't one of them. I SWEAR!

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              • ED
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 176

                #8
                If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)
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                • ElvisManson
                  Looking California
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 5476

                  #9
                  Originally posted by evildick:
                  [B]If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)

                  B]
                  and have a smoke while you are in the tub



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                  • Squishy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 1809

                    #10
                    I'm back, with a rant about the US medical system. I go into my doctors office and they pull my charts, and ask for my insurance. I sez, "I still don't have any. I'm getting paid on Friday. Will you just bill me?" The bitch at the desk says, "No! Once you've had an account with us go to collection, we can only take cash!" She made sure to say it so loud that the 15 people in the waiting room stared at me like a slug. I've been going to this doctor for 15 years, and the collection account I am refering to is 6 years old. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I can kill the crabs, but if she gave me something viral, the symtoms will be gone by the time I get to see a doctor, therefore, I either have to become celibate, or a public health risk. Go Capitalisim!

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                    • evildick

                      #11
                      Christ man, you better hope you don't have a dose of THE AIDS.

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                      • BradShaw
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7840

                        #12
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                        • evildick

                          #13
                          Here's what's making you itch and is sucking your blood right now:
                          http://www.afraidtoask.com/STD/photofiles/stdcrab.html

                          Here's what you'll look like soon if you don't get treatment:
                          http://www.afraidtoask.com/STD/photo...dcrabskin.html

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                          • Squishy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 1809

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BradShaw:
                            Photos please.
                            Of the removal process, or of the crabs themselves? There's a couple of cute ones, but not good enough for content.

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                            • jimmyf
                              OU812
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 12651

                              #15
                              Oil will kill them.
                              I can't spell the name of the stuff I used when I was young. It's in a little green bottle, they use it for cold sores also.

                              No need to go to the doctor, save your money.
                              What you do is take a shower, then put the stuff on, I mean all over your nuts, ass hole, on your Chest if you have
                              hair there.

                              Wait 3 hours, take another shower, and put the stuff on again, two times should do it, but I always did it 3 TIMEs to be safe.

                              Like I said it work for me many many times when I was young,dumb and full of cum.

                              The funny thing I mess around all over Europe
                              in the mid to late 60's and never got the Crab's, but when I got home to Texas, I must have got the dam things 7
                              times, think they were going around and around the bunch I was running around with.

                              And remember it's not a sin to catch them but it is a sin to give them to someone else.

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                              • TaDoW
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                                • Sep 2001
                                • 3875

                                #16
                                Originally posted by evildick:
                                If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die.
                                that only works if you have a cigarette while soaking .. and light it with a road flair.

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                                • madcow
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 10

                                  #17
                                  Reading this thread is making my crotch itch...Could be online STD transfer...Thanks alot Squishy...You've given my computer crabs...really appreciate it...

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                                  • kmanrox
                                    aka K-Man
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 29295

                                    #18
                                    hey it could be worse, you could have fricking HERPEs or HIV!

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                                    • madcow
                                      Registered User
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 10

                                      #19

                                      or blue balls
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                                      • Kimmykim
                                        bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 16015

                                        #20
                                        Well every time there's a head lice scare at school (which is frequent no matter how good the school) they send home the sheet that says use RID.

                                        Since head lice are related to pubic lice, I'd assume that will do the trick.

                                        boneprone???

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                                        • Wilbo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 2082

                                          #21
                                          I wouldn't take any chances.......shave it and dump every cleaner and solvent you can find around the house on it.

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                                          • kittykat69
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 695

                                            #22
                                            Kero is best but I don't know if it's any good for you to sit in it! lol

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                                            • playa
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 6432

                                              #23
                                              ahh,, i remember when i first got it,,
                                              i was in denial for like a week at first,,
                                              kept on thinking it was just "JOCK ITCH" so for like a week i put them anti-itch powder...
                                              i finally broke down and went to the docter after one of them crabs bugs jumped out onto the sink,,,
                                              them fuckers grew big as my finger nails!!,,,
                                              (i almost fainted)

                                              Yeah they get bigger if you don't kill them right away

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                                              • playa
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 6432

                                                #24
                                                also a good homemade trick,,
                                                is to sock your pubic hairs in
                                                melted hot butter all over your crotch,,,

                                                the butter makes them thirsty and die

                                                don't forget to change your sheets and clothes,,and get them fog bombers for your whole house

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                                                • pornjacker
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 140

                                                  #25
                                                  Beware of the nut crab he most intelligent creature on planet.
                                                  Once he has killed his host and disposed of body he drives your car and spends your money.
                                                  There is no known cure best you can do is get good friend to shoot you before metamorphosis occurs and you are transformed into six foot crab who looks just like you.


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