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  • OG LennyT
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    • Jun 2003
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    #1

    Ever PEE in your closet - sleepwalking story

    A few weeks ago, I guess I woke up around 3am and started urinating in my closet. My wife says she yelled 'What are you doing???' and I went and finished in the restroom.

    I dont remember any part of this story but did find my shoes smelled like piss and were moist the next day.

    damn, getting old is a bitch
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  • DatingGold
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    • Feb 2003
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    #2
    Originally posted by dvd316
    A few weeks ago, I guess I woke up around 3am and started urinating in my closet. My wife says she yelled 'What are you doing???' and I went and finished in the restroom.

    I dont remember any part of this story but did find my shoes smelled like piss and were moist the next day.

    damn, getting old is a bitch
    about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.
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    • OG LennyT
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      • Jun 2003
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      #3
      Originally posted by DatingGold
      about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.
      damn
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      • babymaker
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        • Jan 2004
        • 4751

        #4
        Originally posted by DatingGold
        about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.
        Ack! TMI lol


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        • bawdy
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          • Feb 2002
          • 1424

          #5
          pissed in the trash can in kitchen once

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          • Nefarius
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            • Aug 2006
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            #6
            I do that all the time

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            • OG LennyT
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              • Jun 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by Nefarius
              I do that all the time


              jesus.

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              • notabook
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                • Apr 2006
                • 9748

                #8
                I piss in my closet a lot, not because I sleepwalk but because I'm a man and I'll piss and shit wherever and whenever the fuck I want.

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                • BusterBunny
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                  • Aug 2005
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                  #9
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                  • wargames
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                    • May 2003
                    • 10423

                    #10
                    When i was like 7-10 cant remember i woke up in the middle of the night and instead of going to the bathroom i walked into my parents room and piss in there walk in closet. LOL

                    The reason i remember this story is everytime i bring a chick home somebody decides to tell the story
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                    • OG LennyT
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                      • Jun 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by notabook
                      I piss in my closet a lot, not because I sleepwalk but because I'm a man and I'll piss and shit wherever and whenever the fuck I want.


                      nice
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                      • reynold
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                        • Oct 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by dvd316
                        A few weeks ago, I guess I woke up around 3am and started urinating in my closet. My wife says she yelled 'What are you doing???' and I went and finished in the restroom.

                        I dont remember any part of this story but did find my shoes smelled like piss and were moist the next day.

                        damn, getting old is a bitch

                        I don't think that has something to do with your age. It's either you've just put down enough tequila the other night or you're just pissed with your wife, and that stinky closet could be another headache for her.

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                        • OG LennyT
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                          • Jun 2003
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by reynold
                          just pissed with your wife, and that stinky closet could be another headache for her.
                          ... now we're on to something
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                          • emthree
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                            • Jun 2003
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                            #14
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                            • VicD
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                              • Feb 2005
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                              #15
                              I did it once, i was drunk

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                              • Deraj
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                                • Jun 2005
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                                #16
                                i never pee in my own closet.. i save that for sleepovers ;)
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                                  #17
                                  not in the closet, but when i was little, around 12 i walked from the livingroom to the kitchen, did a U turn and stood right intfront of the dog water and pissed in it...

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                                  • calibra
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 4357

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LOL :D
                                    not in the closet, but when i was little, around 12 i walked from the livingroom to the kitchen, did a U turn and stood right intfront of the dog water and pissed in it...

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                                    • Magix
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                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 2616

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DatingGold
                                      about 3 months ago i pissed the bed for the first time since I was like 7. I was having a dream I was peeing in the toilet.
                                      ) damn i have this experience, when i was drunk )
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                                      • Vitasoy
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                                        • Oct 2003
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                                        #20
                                        I can't say I can relate


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                                        • sperbonzo
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                                          • May 2003
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                                          #21
                                          I was drunk one night about a year ago, went to sleep, and in the morning my girlfriend told me that I had gotten up, walked into the kitchen, and peed in the garbage pail. She had come to see what I was doing, then yelled at me, and I stopped and went into the bathroom to finish. Very Weird
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                                          • DEA - banned for life
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                                            • Nov 2004
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                                            #22
                                            i know a guy who smokes crack naked cause hes alwayas afraid hes going to light himself on fire from his cigs...one nite he told me he took a garden hose to his bedroom closet because he thought it was on fire...really it was just the heat from the hot water heater on other side of the wall

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                                            • Miss Vlasta
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                                              • Mar 2005
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                                              #23
                                              A friend of my did when he was like 10 y/o. He did not remember a thing in the morning.


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                                              • TheSenator
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                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                #24
                                                I have seen it happen so many times when I use to live in a frat house.
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                                                • Tom_PM
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                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  Only when I was maybe 7 years old. I shared a room with one of my brothers, and I sleep walked to his dresser, opened a drawer and peed in it lol.
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                                                  • Cyndalie
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                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 3615

                                                    #26
                                                    Were you drinking Jager?
                                                    I hear a lot of random nocturnal peeing stories after a night of drinking jager.
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                                                    • Lance69
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                                                      • Jan 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      I have never peed the bed or mistakenly peed anywhere but the bathroom, now back off!
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                                                        #28
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