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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    How to make Mom shut up

    My brothers and I seem to have an affinity towards asian girls - My mother was once enquiring into why this mayy be and I replied with " it's their prehensile vaginas" .... she never brought it up again.


    I found it while searching to see if "hensile" was a word (It's not). Prehensile (to grasp) does not mean "before hensile"; It's derived from the latin word Prehensio, "to sieze".

    The more you know...
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • scotty2hotty1111
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 1113
      #2
      little to much time on your hands
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      Giving up is just NOT an option

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        • testpie
          Mostly retired
          • Apr 2006
          • 3231
          #3


          We need more of this - maybe we should have a "word of the day" style thing.

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            • BluewireAngie
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2006
              • 4643
              #4
              lolz!!!


              Word of the Day "Prehensile"
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                • scotty2hotty1111
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 1113
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BluewireAngie
                  lolz!!!


                  Word of the Day "Prehensile"
                  ha ha ha could be a new niche
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                  Giving up is just NOT an option

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                    • reynold
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 51271
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BluewireAngie
                      lolz!!!


                      Word of the Day "Prehensile"

                      Only on porn!

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                        • xclusive
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 35218
                          #7
                          lol sometimes it's amazing what you find for simple search terms

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                            • BusterBunny
                              perverted justice decoy
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 19291
                              #8
                              this thread is useless without video of the kid passing out at the spelling bee.....

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                  Only on porn!
                                  Are you getting bored?

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                                    • notabook
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 9748
                                      #10
                                      Pfffft, too bad human pussy isn?t like a dolphin's. Their vagina is super prehensile, would be like getting a handjob and your cock sucked all at once while you?re banging away at her snatch. Damn that'd be awesome.

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                                        • OTerror
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 2527
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by notabook
                                          Pfffft, too bad human pussy isn?t like a dolphin's. Their vagina is super prehensile, would be like getting a handjob and your cock sucked all at once while you?re banging away at her snatch. Damn that'd be awesome.
                                          how do you know about Dolphin's vaginas?
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                                            • woj
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                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 47880
                                              #12
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                                                • notabook
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 9748
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by OTerror
                                                  how do you know about Dolphin's vaginas?
                                                  Not first hand experience unfortunately I would totally fuck a dolphin if I could get away with it. Hey that one jewish chick married one... so what's wrong with you fucking them

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                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 58202
                                                      #14
                                                      I learn something new everyday


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                                                        • goldrush
                                                          Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 661
                                                          #15
                                                          just pop her one right in the mouth, that'll shut her up.
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                                                            • TexasDreams
                                                              former Miserable Admin :)
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 4700
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by OTerror
                                                              how do you know about Dolphin's vaginas?
                                                              It's like the GFYDiscovery Channel

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                                                                • BigBen
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 2299
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                  this thread is useless without video of the kid passing out at the spelling bee.....

                                                                  http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic541.htm
                                                                  Haha... "Stop the clock"

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                                                                    • testpie
                                                                      Mostly retired
                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                      • 3231
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by notabook
                                                                      Pfffft, too bad human pussy isn?t like a dolphin's. Their vagina is super prehensile, would be like getting a handjob and your cock sucked all at once while you?re banging away at her snatch. Damn that'd be awesome.
                                                                      And at the end, you could use their inbuilt radar to find the way home - although you'd probably be followed by a few activists saying you were harming the dolphin. No worries there though - just explain you put your cock up it's twunt and they'll faint right away.

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