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  • adamm
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 239

    #51
    smell my knuckle or my sidekick is gonna beat you to a pulp.
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    • pornJester
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2001
      • 6138

      #52
      here is my go at it...




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      • digital_pimp
        Registered User
        • Dec 2001
        • 15

        #53
        You touched my Beer! My friends gonna shit on your Face!

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #54
          . . . I had a real good fist fuck going, then I felt his sphincter tighten up, and before I could get my hand out, it sheared all of my fingers off!

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          • codecrawler
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2001
            • 297

            #55
            It's not the drugs that drives you crazy it's LOOKING for drugs that drives you crazy!

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            • sternyduke
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 1082

              #56
              Originally posted by pornJester:
              here is my go at it...




              funny shit

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              • Tanker
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2000
                • 9287

                #57
                I called pinknutz last night to tell him he was on the board I see he replied


                He kept trying to tell me about the salty dog



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                • PinkNutz
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 73

                  #58
                  Originally posted by AaronM:
                  I already have the prize dumbass.

                  You gonna come party in LA or what? I need more fucked up pics of you. B.T.W. The set of pics being offered as a prize is just a bunch of shots taken at the party.
                  Yeah I'll be there, its an hour drive for me just need Lightspeed to fill in the blanks. Great job of documenting the decline of my sobriety that night...

                  1. Taking a big fat B/L while Tan&Salty relaxes in LS's massage chair.

                  2. The two crew Metal Mania inside the Hard Rock. (Tanker says that place is closed now?)

                  3. Great pic at 3:00 AM of me giving KingHardcore the brown eye wake up call. (shoulda locked that car door dude)

                  hehe see you in LA...

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                  • pornsuite
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 651

                    #59
                    I pierced my 3rd nipple.
                    FREE BANNER LESS XXX HOSTING!

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917

                      #60

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                      • IcE2o
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 24

                        #61
                        LMAO This is some FUNNY shit!!

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                        • Tanker
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2000
                          • 9287

                          #62
                          Aaron

                          funny think is he really has sideburns like that usually...




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                          • baddog
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 107089

                            #63
                            You shitta brick, or I puncha you face.

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917

                              #64
                              I do not give a shit about the DVD player but I am gonna bump this thread because I want more entries.

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                              • sunchick
                                Registered User
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 2

                                #65
                                hi sexy....! oh yeah, it's me...

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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by sunchick:
                                  hi sexy....! oh yeah, it's me...
                                  Hello Christine... Glad to see you finally make it to the board. Now...

                                  GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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                                  • sunchick
                                    Registered User
                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 2

                                    #67
                                    "I got your nose!!!" But you'll never get it back....I shoved it up his ass....

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                                    • SonOfRage
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 632

                                      #68
                                      Dude, pornJester's got it...that is some good shit.

                                      I dont think that can be topped.

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                                      • AaronM
                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 46917

                                        #69
                                        Let's go people. Only 2 days left... any more entries?

                                        Going once......

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                                        • Angel11
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 171

                                          #70
                                          " I will know shove my WHOLE hand into this mans Belly Button"
                                          Erotic Flavour

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                                          • jimmy3way
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 2508

                                            #71
                                            Taken alone none of these are THAT funny but as a group they're funny as fuck.

                                            Although the EXTREME amount of work that went into a certain person's responce deserves props.

                                            And I have a second entry:

                                            All I do is I grab his NEEPLE and I TWIST like THIS.

                                            [This message has been edited by jimmy3way (edited 12-16-2001).]
                                            One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917

                                              #72
                                              Going twice......

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #73
                                                Now, where could I have lost my Superbowl ring?

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917

                                                  #74
                                                  Going 3 times... We are down to the final hours of the contest. We gotta wrap this up so I can post the new pics of Pinknutz in LA.

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                                                  • bryany
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 2037

                                                    #75




                                                    1.) "Only YOU can prevent forest fires"

                                                    2.) YOU use AOL!?!?

                                                    3.) Did I leave the iron on?
                                                    ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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                                                    • 12clicks
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 19814

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by bryany:



                                                      meanwhile, at the epileptic gay bar.............
                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                      • ElvisManson
                                                        Looking California
                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 5476

                                                        #77



                                                        [/B][/QUOTE]


                                                        "Damn it ...12 Clicks told me this was a straight bar"


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                                                        • Cheshire
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 5738

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM:




                                                          "LESS FILLING!"


                                                          just a little bit naughty

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                                                          • PinkNutz
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 73

                                                            #79

                                                            I dont think you heard me right the first time...DONT YOU EVER FUCKING SMOKE ON MY BUS!!!



                                                            [This message has been edited by PinkNutz (edited 12-17-2001).]

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                                                            • Cheshire
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 5738

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by PinkNutz:
                                                              [B]
                                                              I SAID!!!!
                                                              LESS FILLING FOOL!!!!!



                                                              just a little bit naughty

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                                                              • PinkNutz
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 73

                                                                #81
                                                                Who you callin Thugly?

                                                                -You cant deny the Thugaliciousness....

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                                                                • AaronM
                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 46917

                                                                  #82
                                                                  OK.... Submissions are now done. I will review all entries and post my decision soon.

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                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 46917

                                                                    #83
                                                                    And the winner is....

                                                                    PornJester! Pornjester gets it for his original work of art with the GFY Post.

                                                                    Now, here is the difficult part... Pornjester has no need for the prize so it goes to the second runner up. The thing is, I can not decide between 3 entries so, you all win.

                                                                    Elvismanson for the "go go gadget beer gut"

                                                                    Evildick for the "Hey, we have not sucked that guys dick yet..."

                                                                    12clicks for the "Epileptic gay bar"

                                                                    I will need your email addresses to send you the sets.

                                                                    A big thanks to all for playing. There was some pretty funny stuff there.

                                                                    Honorable mention goes to Eroswebmaster for the very clever and well researched "Lee Harvey Oswald" entry.

                                                                    Another caption contest, featuring "Pinknutz" will be coming soon.

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                                                                    • pornJester
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                      • 6138

                                                                      #84
                                                                      cool... i won! first i'd like to thank the art department, great job guys.. and our writers are some of the best in the industry.. also i'd like to thank my lovely wife britney spears for all her support and great blow jobs! thanks folks!

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                                                                      • 12clicks
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 19814

                                                                        #85
                                                                        ya hooo! more nudie pics to look at.

                                                                        First I'd like to thank Allah who makes all things possible. Next, I'd like to thank my mom.
                                                                        Thanks to all the voters, I do this for the common people. I'd like to thank my agent, my accountant, manager, personal assistant, and cleaning woman.
                                                                        Lastly, I'd like to thank AaronM for this great award.
                                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                        • ElvisManson
                                                                          Looking California
                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 5476

                                                                          #86
                                                                          OMG Like, OMG...

                                                                          I can't believe it..I won!!!!

                                                                          I'd like to thank all of the little people that I stepped on to make it here. ( Damn Midgets)

                                                                          I'd like to thank everyone at this board for all of the love and support they show

                                                                          and lastly of course I'd like to thank Aaron. He is making my GF a very happy grrl with the free porn. ( No coments from Tam please)



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                                                                          • AaronM
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                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 46917

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Hey, is Evildick going to step forward and claim his prize?

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