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  • Vanilla DeVille
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    • Dec 2003
    • 8097

    #1

    How Babies are Really Born...

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"


    The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
    anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
    from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
    neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
    the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said... You got Male!


    A friend just sent this to me and I thought it was kind of cute and felt like sharing!
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  • Cory W
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    • Jan 2004
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    #2
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    • WWC-Pajio
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      • Mar 2006
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      #3
      .... that's a good one!
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      • Vanilla DeVille
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        • Dec 2003
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        #4
        Originally posted by WEG Cory
        Wow, my hair was so dark back then! haha

        This is such a touching pic of us, Cory.
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        • axelcat
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          • Jun 2002
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          #5
          good one

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          • Vanilla DeVille
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            • Dec 2003
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            #6
            I think Aimee and I look HOT Preggers!

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            • Cory W
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              • Jan 2004
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              #7
              LOL

              Great picture!
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              • aimeesweet
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                • Oct 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                I think Aimee and I look HOT Preggers!

                OMG girl! Where did you dig that one up from? lol

                We're even sexy pregnant... go figure!

                xoxo

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                • BluewireAngie
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                  • Apr 2006
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                  #9
                  Nice story!!!!

                  Cute preggy pics!!!!
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                  • Vanilla DeVille
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                    • Dec 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by aimeesweet
                    OMG girl! Where did you dig that one up from? lol

                    We're even sexy pregnant... go figure!

                    xoxo
                    We're sexy bithces, Yeah~

                    I have all my special pics saved under lock and key! haha
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                    • Cory W
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                      • Jan 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                      I have all my special pics saved under lock and key! haha
                      Can you make me a copy?
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                      • carol.prime
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                        #12
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                        • Martina Warren
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                          • Mar 2004
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille

                          OMG Thats too funny
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                          • seeric
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                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WEG Cory





                            oh shit, that made me LOL

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                            • Mr. Romance
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                              • Mar 2005
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by WEG Cory


                              great photoshop


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                              • LittleSassy
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                                #16
                                cute story....

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                                • tASSy
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                                  • Nov 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by aimeesweet
                                  OMG girl! Where did you dig that one up from? lol

                                  We're even sexy pregnant... go figure!

                                  xoxo
                                  it's even possible you're sexier! you guys are so beautiful together in this pic i love it! <3

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                                  • HpicAnn
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                                    • Mar 2005
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                                    #18
                                    LOOOOOOL, that was extremely funny!
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                                    • brand0n
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                                      • Nov 2002
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                                      #19
                                      id use that lump as a love speed bump on the way down...

                                      cory.. fuckin riot
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                                      • Anna_Miller
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                                        • Apr 2004
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                                        #20
                                        Funny stoires & cute pics!
                                        I'm not quite that big yet so maybe I'll save the belly pics for later!

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                                        • Miss Vlasta
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                                          • Mar 2005
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                                          #21
                                          The best joke I´ve read in a while
                                          BTW I could tell the real story
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                                          • Magix
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                                            #22
                                            he he nice joke
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                                            • aimeesweet
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                                              • Oct 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by tASSy


                                              it's even possible you're sexier! you guys are so beautiful together in this pic i love it! <3
                                              Awww tassy you are the sweetest... looking forward to seeing you in FLA!

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                                              • E$_manager
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                                                #24
                                                OMG this is really funny!
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                                                • GlydeGirl
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                                                  #25
                                                  Cute joke!

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                                                  • Spunky
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                                                    #26
                                                    Heh heh..that joke was funny

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                                                    • dodger21
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WEG Cory

                                                      I'm scared
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                                                      • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Mr. Romance
                                                        great photoshop


                                                        Mr. Romance
                                                        Thx... I haven't played around in photochop in awhile. Hmmmm...
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                                                        • reynold
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                                                          #29
                                                          Cute joke there, girl.

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                                                          • notabook
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                                                            #30
                                                            Jesus called. He wants his forty seconds back.

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                                                            • shahab6
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                                                              • Nov 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              that was pretty funny.

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                                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                                #32
                                                                heh that was not bad


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