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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
Don't worry. I hear Metrosexuals are next in line for a government bailout
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I couldn't have said it any better!
I'm a chick and I cut back more than he did. FYI- tanning beds will age you faster than you can say wrinkles.... Get self tanning lotion. Cheaper, less skin damage, works great and only apply 1x week. Have someone apply the hard to reach spots for you. And if you don't have someone then you don't need to apply it there anyway!
I give myself pedicures, manicures and facials. If you don't want to take the time to do it yourself or know how then close your eyes, pretend you're a man and don't worry about it.
As far as your massages....keep going once a week. Sounds like you're pretty uptight.
Oh yeah..the hookers?....if you were smart you'd bargain with them to do all the above with a happy ending.