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  • Fucksakes
    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
    • Dec 2003
    • 7567

    #1

    Chicken Joke

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman..'

    'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

    As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

    'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'
  • Fresh
    • Mar 2005
    • 4920

    #2
    lol slut


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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      She devils every one of them

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      • Kudles
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 5477

        #4
        LOL thats great
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        • sicone
          Retired
          • Jan 2004
          • 18453

          #5

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          • Grapesoda
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2003
            • 46234

            #6
            very good

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