Originally Posted by farkedup

How about this, you PAY ME to borrow your money and I'll take a 3 trillion dollar unsecured loan OK?

I'll spend it in so many different places it will bail out the entire economy... I'll buy a dodge viper, The best Corvette and a Yukon Denali XL and hmmm... Ford doesn't offer SHIT that I'd want but they're the best managed company of them so I guess I'll take a GT500 but I want it chopped to be topless. Just for the sake of America I'll only buy american cars ;)

Lets see.... I'll start buying up a shitload of foreclosed houses and become a slumlord.

I'll make sure all those starving hookers and strippers get paid too! I'll find a dozen or so welfare moms that are a bit chunky and pay them to suck my dick a few times a month... Those chunky whores tend to suck the best and if they're poor they might be hungry so you know they'll swallow