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  • DirtyDanza
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 8375

    #1

    Guys who live alone and have cats...

    personally I think that = fag to the extreme you miase well play handball
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    tottally gay
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    no I have cats I live alone and I love women
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  • EdgeXXX
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 5816

    #2
    If you have a cat, it doesn't mean you're gay it means you have a cat. Living along just means that you make enough that you don't have to have a roommate like all of the broke-asses. So I have to say no to that theory.
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    • fuzebox
      making it rain
      • Oct 2003
      • 22363

      #3
      I had a cat and I miss it

      No I am not gay...

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      • Donny
        As you wish...
        • May 2002
        • 13754

        #4
        Definitely gay. No doubt whatsoever.

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          I don't know ... cats takes almost no care.

          I wouldn't have one thought
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          • notabook
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 9748

            #6
            They are not gay; they are in actuality plotting with the cat to destroy humanity as we know it. They have been convinced by feline kind that after humans become the slaves to cats that they will get some major pussy from sex slaves. What they don't realize, however, is that after cats rule planet Earth their services will no longer be required and their balls shall be sliced from their sack swiftly then shoved inside their mouths. They will then be forced to clean gigantic city-size litter boxes for the feline overlords until they die from exhaustion.

            To summarize: Anyone who owns a cat will regret it. The coming feline army will treat you well until they have succeeded in conquering Earth? after that you are nothing more to them than a scratching post.

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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #7
              What is so effeminate about cats, anyway? I don't have cats here but, I wont buy such notion that men who chose to have this creature as pets are gay.

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              • KRL
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                • Oct 2002
                • 31429

                #8
                Damn, I used to have 4 cats.

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                • GoodGuy
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 881

                  #9
                  I always think that Americans who live alone, have a dog and own a gun like to get their asses destroyed by huge black meat...

                  All the guys I know that live alone and have cats are pimps and winners.

                  While the guys who I know live alone and have dogs are sissy girls.. And if they own a gun they are directly Transexuals...

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                  • polish_aristocrat
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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 40377

                    #10
                    I have no life cause I remember DarkJedi's thread from 2 years ago on the same subject
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                    • Wiggles
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2004
                      • 14423

                      #11
                      i don't think so, cats take care of themselves, dogs are all needy and shit, thats gay.
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                      • RayBonga
                        too cool for highschool
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 12164

                        #12
                        I never understood why anyone would want a cat.

                        Dogs > cats

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                        • buck naked
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2005
                          • 139

                          #13
                          I'm single (divorced) with two cats and in my 40s. I live alone, except that my 23 year old girlfriend sleeps over and fucks the shit out of my nearly every night. Definitely not gay...

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                          • Jarmusch
                             
                            • May 2003
                            • 12479

                            #14
                            Ubber gay. Case closed.

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                            • Wilbo
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 2082

                              #15
                              Originally posted by notabook
                              They are not gay; they are in actuality plotting with the cat to destroy humanity as we know it. They have been convinced by feline kind that after humans become the slaves to cats that they will get some major pussy from sex slaves. What they don't realize, however, is that after cats rule planet Earth their services will no longer be required and their balls shall be sliced from their sack swiftly then shoved inside their mouths. They will then be forced to clean gigantic city-size litter boxes for the feline overlords until they die from exhaustion.

                              To summarize: Anyone who owns a cat will regret it. The coming feline army will treat you well until they have succeeded in conquering Earth? after that you are nothing more to them than a scratching post.
                              What fools we've been, it's all so clear now!

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                              • fris
                                I have to go potty
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 55790

                                #16
                                i cant stand cats, but i am a dog lover
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                                • Jarmusch
                                   
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 12479

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by buck naked
                                  I'm single (divorced) with two cats and in my 40s. I live alone, except that my 23 year old girlfriend sleeps over and fucks the shit out of my nearly every night. Definitely not gay...
                                  Your 23yo tranny girlfriend fucks the shit out of you every night? Hmm this one is tricky, you could be considered gay just for owning the 2 cats, but I've heard countless times that guys that like trannies are technically not gay..

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                                  • fastfun
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 249

                                    #18
                                    personally I think that DirtyDanza = Closetfag to the extreme you miase well play curling

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                                    • madawgz
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509

                                      #19
                                      hmmmm i dont think thats gay atall, whats the problem?
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                                      • ContentSHOOTER
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                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 3770

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by madawgz
                                        hmmmm i dont think thats gay atall, whats the problem?

                                        Exactly, not sure what this guys problem is, maybe he was scared by a kitten at an early age
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 38323

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                          personally I think that = fag to the extreme you miase well play handball




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                                          • nico-t
                                            emperor of my world
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 29901

                                            #22
                                            cats are cool, the last real hunters in the western world

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                                            • Forest
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 9135

                                              #23
                                              I hear Kimbo has a cat

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                                              • damonx
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 1112

                                                #24
                                                i live with my girlfriend and have a cat
                                                am i bisexual ?

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                                                • Vitasoy
                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 58202

                                                  #25
                                                  Would have never crossed my mind.


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                                                  • Donny
                                                    As you wish...
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 13754

                                                    #26
                                                    I asked the monkey. Here's what he said.

                                                    Issue settled.

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                                                    • fuzebox
                                                      making it rain
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22363

                                                      #27
                                                      So is a cat gayer than one of those little fluffy rat-dogs that homos carry around with them?

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                                                      • Lykos
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 31027

                                                        #28
                                                        tottally gay

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                                                        • xclusive
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                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 35218

                                                          #29
                                                          Most guys that live by themselves and have cats make 200 sales a day

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                                                          • DirtyDanza
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 8375

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                            So is a cat gayer than one of those little fluffy rat-dogs that homos carry around with them?
                                                            no the little dogs that guys are getting are way worse than casts... not even same ballpark.... shit I would have 10 cats before I had a little dog...
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                                                            • FiReC
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 2350

                                                              #31
                                                              who loves kitty

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                                                              • carol.prime
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                • 6960

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                Ubber gay. Case closed.
                                                                You mean, cats can be used to gauge a guy's sexual preference?
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                                                                • puravida
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                  • 186

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i have a cat and a little ratdog (yorkie), and a gf. and im not gay. how the fuck could you be gay, in this country, and own a ratdog? holy fuck...the chicks love ratdogs

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                                                                  • testpie
                                                                    Mostly retired
                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 3231

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I hear that women like men who can keep a pussy purring, so having cats can only be a good thing.

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                                                                    • woj
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 47880

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by RayBonga
                                                                      I never understood why anyone would want a cat.

                                                                      Dogs > cats
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                                                                      • pussyluver
                                                                        Clueless OleMan
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 11009

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I luv pussy, but am allergic to cats. A guy with a cat is a bit of a fag typically.

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                                                                        • he-fox
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                          • 2884

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                                                          personally I think that = fag to the extreme you miase well play handball
                                                                          Who the fuck told you that playing handball is gay? Do you even know that sport? It's 3 times more manly than your kevlar-spandex football. Geez...

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                                                                          • baycouples
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 1341

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I love cats and I lived a long for a while ( I have a gf now that I live together with ). Cats are the creatures that require respect and care to like you back ( unlike dogs who are sluts of animal kingdom and will like a human just for having a pulse ). Also, it's been found in studies over and over again that cats decrease chances of cancer and decrease the levels of stress.

                                                                            Plus, the best way to close the deal when you bring a girl home is to let her know that you have a cat living there.

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                                                                            • testpie
                                                                              Mostly retired
                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                              • 3231

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by baycouples
                                                                              Plus, the best way to close the deal when you bring a girl home is to let her know that you have a cat living there.
                                                                              That's exactly what i hear - although my problem is the "starting the deal" bit.

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                                                                              • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 1541

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Ok so when i was single and lived alone i had a cat. It was given to me by a co-worker who was moving. I hated cats before this happened. I wanted a pet but could not have the type of dog i wanted because there was no room in my studio apartment. I'm not a big fan of reptiles and birds and rabbits are just gay for guys to have. So i took the cat and he ended up being the coolest thing ever. He actually liked to play fight which was cool. I like cats because they dont need a lot of attention and they like their personal space. If i would fuck with him to much he would hiss and i would leave him alone. When he pissed me off i would yell and he would go away. We had that understanding and it was cool. I ended up moving back with my mother for a while because she was dying so i had to give the cat away. Do i miss him...NO. Do i still hate cats..NO. they're actually kinda cool and to be honest it taught me a lot about women. Cats and women are very similar. They're very calm. They rub up against you when they need stroking. They dont always come when you call unlike a dog who is always running around with his tongue out chasing pussy. They're very soft and quiet and they tend to do their dirty work at night.

                                                                                Men take note!! Notice that cats may wander but if they have a good home they will always come back you just have to chill out and be patient. Chasing the cat does no good because it will only come when it's ready.

                                                                                It's exactly the same with women!

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                                                                                • directfiesta
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 30178

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                                                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                                                  • CDSmith
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                    • 51460

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited
                                                                                    Ok so when i was single and lived alone i had a cat.
                                                                                    <snip>
                                                                                    GAY - GAY - GAY!!!!!!!!!



                                                                                    not that there's anything wrong with that :D
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                                                                                    • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 1541

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                      GAY - GAY - GAY!!!!!!!!!



                                                                                      not that there's anything wrong with that :D
                                                                                      Sorry buddy but far from gay. You're like the media, you take snippet of what someone says and interpret it to fit your needs. I wish i could support your joke but i cant dude. I've had more than enough pussy in my life and my woman now loves to fuck on a daily basis.


                                                                                      You lose, thanks for playing, please try again!!

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                                                                                      • Tylo
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                        • 2108

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I live alone and dont have a cat, so I am not gay!!
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                                                                                        • slapass
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 14625

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I live alone and have a cat. Now I know why I am strangely attracted to Juicy....

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                                                                                          • Deputy Chief Command
                                                                                            Deputy Chief Command
                                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                                            • 4482

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                            I have no life cause I remember DarkJedi's thread from 2 years ago on the same subject


                                                                                            its all good dude! aslong as you dont have cats !! !

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                                                                                            • hershie
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                              • 4642

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I wish I was as macho as my cat, who will happily scrap with half the dogs he comes across outside.

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                                                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                                • 51460

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited
                                                                                                Sorry buddy but far from gay. You're like the media, you take snippet of what someone says and interpret it to fit your needs. I wish i could support your joke but i cant dude. I've had more than enough pussy in my life and my woman now loves to fuck on a daily basis.


                                                                                                You lose, thanks for playing, please try again!!
                                                                                                I can see the gaping hole where your sense of humor used to be.

                                                                                                That is, if you ever had one. :D



                                                                                                hint: loosen up... and not in a ghey way.


                                                                                                Oh, and you're in denial. It's obvious by your overreaction. :D
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                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 51460

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Question:

                                                                                                  Don't people realize when someone is just poking a little fun their way?

                                                                                                  You know there's a difference between that and flaming, right?


                                                                                                  Just wondering why some are so downright fucking touchy and sensitive here. Too sensitive.... some might even say... overemotional. Which would tend to support the first post of this thread, wouldn't it? :D
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                                                                                                  • CDSmith
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                                    • 51460

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Just goes to show you. 50 people can post comments, but if there's a nerve to hit, I'm likely the one to hit it.


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