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  • spacedog
    Yes that IS me. Bitch.
    • Nov 2001
    • 14149
    #1

    Married With Children + Al Bundy

    Back in the 90s I would think Al Bundy was crazy or not normal for not wanting to have sex, or not liking sex with his wife who seemed to always want to fuck..

    Now, here in 2008 with my wife of 11 years, I know how poor Al feels and can relate to him...

    Fuck.. I am 40... my wife is 30..and seems she wants to fuck more and more.. and well.. before I would always say yes and want to fuck.. even times I'd want to fuck and she'd say no... but nowadays... I'm sick of fucking her... .. She's wanting it more frequently and I say no.. but of course I have to do it anyway since she's so persistent.. I actually dread having to fuck on demand whenever she wants..

    Though, toss a sexy hot chick my way and I'd be more than happy to fuck her
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    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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      • May 2005
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      Thanks for the info.

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        • brand0n
          been very busy
          • Nov 2002
          • 26983
          #3
          wow the rolls have been reversed

          im dreading that. i want to fuck like daily. my girl is like no way, but i know the same flip flop is going to happen to me one day then ill be in your shoes

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            • doridori
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2008
              • 2222
              #4
              wow.....crazy

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                • Supz
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                  • Jul 2006
                  • 11057
                  #5
                  its always good to have something strange.

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                    • DannysReviews|com
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                      • Nov 2008
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                      #6
                      Lol that show was awesome!
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                        • alexchechs
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                          • May 2008
                          • 3474
                          #7
                          That show is a classic... and trust me, there are alot worse delimas then having a 10 year younger wife wanting to bang... hope my wife steel feels the same way 10 years from now...
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                            • woj
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                              • Jul 2002
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                              #8
                              sucks to be you, heh
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by woj
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                                    • Scott McD
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67798
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by spacedog
                                      Though, toss a sexy hot chick my way and I'd be more than happy to fuck her
                                      So your wife isn't hot ??


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                                        • Barefootsies
                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 42635
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by spacedog
                                          Back in the 90s I would think Al Bundy was crazy or not normal for not wanting to have sex, or not liking sex with his wife who seemed to always want to fuck..

                                          Now, here in 2008 with my wife of 11 years, I know how poor Al feels and can relate to him...

                                          Fuck.. I am 40... my wife is 30..and seems she wants to fuck more and more.. and well.. before I would always say yes and want to fuck.. even times I'd want to fuck and she'd say no... but nowadays... I'm sick of fucking her... .. She's wanting it more frequently and I say no.. but of course I have to do it anyway since she's so persistent.. I actually dread having to fuck on demand whenever she wants..

                                          Though, toss a sexy hot chick my way and I'd be more than happy to fuck her
                                          Agreed.

                                          I went on vacation with an on and off again girlfriend of mine. During that trip, before and after, fucked her all of one time. Jerked off twice the her feet. The other days opted out of the sex offers.

                                          This is one of the reasons I am never getting married. At some point in your relationship. Fucking the same hag gets old, and you wanna fuck something else.

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                                            • Rochard
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                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 75733
                                              #12
                                              My wife is 44, and I'm 40. We are still banging every chance we get.

                                              It's sad when you don't want sex.
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                                                • Barefootsies
                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 42635
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                  My wife is 44, and I'm 40. We are still banging every chance we get.

                                                  It's sad when you don't want sex.
                                                  Congrats on staying in love mate.
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                                                    • Trixie
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 1850
                                                      #14
                                                      If you're as hot as Al Bundy, no wonder your wife is horny all the time.

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                                                        • pornguy
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 62912
                                                          #15
                                                          IM the opposite and at the same age. I want to fuck all the time and my wife does not.
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                                                            • PornstarXS
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                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 358
                                                              #16
                                                              married with children was.. is the best. the jokes never get old. a pathetic dad in a dead end job, nagging wife that does nothing but watch oprah and eat bonbons, a slutty daughter and hornball son and dog named buck. who can ask for anything more. still to this day i always say when i'm having a shitty gloomy day it's like "lower uncton" the england special where the bundys curse began with shamus mcbundy. let us not forget wienie tots, slutty marcie, jefferson darcie the first kept man on tv, wanker county and of course toaster leavin's and tang on toast.

                                                              now only if they ran some benny hill episodes then i can relive my youth
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                                                                • Pornopat
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 10598
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                  My wife is 44, and I'm 40. We are still banging every chance we get.

                                                                  It's sad when you don't want sex.
                                                                  Banging each other or somebody else?

                                                                  (I am joking dude! )
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                                                                    • Barefootsies
                                                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 42635
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by PornstarXS
                                                                      married with children was.. is the best. the jokes never get old. a pathetic dad in a dead end job, nagging wife that does nothing but watch oprah and eat bonbons, a slutty daughter and hornball son and dog named buck. who can ask for anything more. still to this day i always say when i'm having a shitty gloomy day it's like "lower uncton" the england special where the bundys curse began with shamus mcbundy. let us not forget wienie tots, slutty marcie, jefferson darcie the first kept man on tv, wanker county and of course toaster leavin's and tang on toast.

                                                                      now only if they ran some benny hill episodes then i can relive my youth
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                                                                        • Klen
                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                          • 32235
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Females are most sexualy active in their 30's.

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                                                                            • d-null
                                                                              . . .
                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                              • 13724
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                              So your wife isn't hot ??
                                                                              it has nothing to do with that, the wife could be miss nude america and it would be the same, it is all about variety, it is programmed into male sexuality to need and crave variety, that is how the species continues in nature


                                                                              no matter how hot a girl is, you will get bored with her after fucking 1000 times and desire variety

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                                                                                • hypedough
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                                                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                                                  • 3743
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 46238
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by spacedog


                                                                                      Though, toss a sexy hot chick my way and I'd be more than happy to fuck her
                                                                                      mention that to her, do some group stuff.... live a littel

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                                                                                        • Redmanthatcould
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                                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                                          • 2771
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by PornstarXS
                                                                                          married with children was.. is the best. the jokes never get old. a pathetic dad in a dead end job, nagging wife that does nothing but watch oprah and eat bonbons, a slutty daughter and hornball son and dog named buck. who can ask for anything more. still to this day i always say when i'm having a shitty gloomy day it's like "lower uncton" the england special where the bundys curse began with shamus mcbundy. let us not forget wienie tots, slutty marcie, jefferson darcie the first kept man on tv, wanker county and of course toaster leavin's and tang on toast.

                                                                                          now only if they ran some benny hill episodes then i can relive my youth
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                                                                                            • uno
                                                                                              RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 18450
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Me and the fiance were Al and Peggy Bundy for halloween. I got my NO MA'AM shirt and everything.
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                                                                                                • dav3
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                                                                                                  • May 2007
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Al Bundy is THE man.
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                                                                                                    • Donfoolio
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                      • 963
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • MetaMan
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          i dont know wtf is going on lately but i am being approached by fucking non stop milfs offering their pussy up.

                                                                                                          i turn them down i am not a home wrecker. but come on guys give your wife a good fucking pounding once and a while it will go along way.

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                                                                                                            • d-null
                                                                                                              . . .
                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                                              • 13724
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Scientifically, it is called "The Coolidge Effect", and it explains why a man could have the hottest girl on the planet and still get bored of her and want someone else:


                                                                                                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

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                                                                                                                • czarina
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                                                                                                                  • 10752
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I can relate. My husband wants to do it all the time, but I'm always too tired, or just don't feel like it. Of course, throw Josh Holloway my way, and my hormones will be standing at attention

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                                                                                                                    • Donfoolio
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                      • 963
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                                                      I can relate. My husband wants to do it all the time, but I'm always too tired, or just don't feel like it. Of course, throw Josh Holloway my way, and my hormones will be standing at attention
                                                                                                                      Thank you for the proof of feeling on both sides. Which furthers my belief that monogamy is wrong and selfish in nature. All the women I tell this to swear up and down they don't "want" like men do. Despicable liars that they are!
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                                                                                                                        • Jayvis
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                          • 5430
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by d-null
                                                                                                                          Scientifically, it is called "The Coolidge Effect", and it explains why a man could have the hottest girl on the planet and still get bored of her and want someone else:


                                                                                                                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect
                                                                                                                          I should have printed this out and given it to all of my ex-girlfriends.

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                                                                                                                            • ultimatebbwdotcom
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                              • 591
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                                                                              wow the rolls have been reversed
                                                                                                                              hmmmmm

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                                                                                                                                • Redmanthatcould
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 2771
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Breadache...come on...

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                                                                                                                                    • TisMe
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                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                                                                                                      • 1719
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Could have been worse, could have gone with the "yeast infection" excuse

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                                                                                                                                        • ultimatebbwdotcom
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 591
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                                                                                                                          Breadache...come on...
                                                                                                                                          Dont blame me, blame Bradon for using rolls instead of "roles"

                                                                                                                                          This is all giving me a migrain
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                                                                                                                                            • psili
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                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 5526
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              For such an alpha male, your choice of an avatar is pretty pussy, dude.
                                                                                                                                              Step that shit up.

                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                              i dont know wtf is going on lately but i am being approached by fucking non stop milfs offering their pussy up.

                                                                                                                                              i turn them down i am not a home wrecker. but come on guys give your wife a good fucking pounding once and a while it will go along way.
                                                                                                                                              Your post count means nothing.

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                                                                                                                                                • Big Red Machine
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 9586
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 133986
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Al was the man.hilarious back in the day

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                                                                                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 11190
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by spacedog
                                                                                                                                                          Back in the 90s I would think Al Bundy was crazy or not normal for not wanting to have sex, or not liking sex with his wife who seemed to always want to fuck..

                                                                                                                                                          Now, here in 2008 with my wife of 11 years, I know how poor Al feels and can relate to him...

                                                                                                                                                          Fuck.. I am 40... my wife is 30..and seems she wants to fuck more and more.. and well.. before I would always say yes and want to fuck.. even times I'd want to fuck and she'd say no... but nowadays... I'm sick of fucking her... .. She's wanting it more frequently and I say no.. but of course I have to do it anyway since she's so persistent.. I actually dread having to fuck on demand whenever she wants..

                                                                                                                                                          Though, toss a sexy hot chick my way and I'd be more than happy to fuck her
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                                                                                                                                                            • Persius
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 11779
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by uno
                                                                                                                                                              Me and the fiance were Al and Peggy Bundy for halloween. I got my NO MA'AM shirt and everything.
                                                                                                                                                              NO MAAM! AHHAHAHA awesome!

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                                                                                                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 28682
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by psili
                                                                                                                                                                  For such an alpha male, your choice of an avatar is pretty pussy, dude.
                                                                                                                                                                  Step that shit up.
                                                                                                                                                                  what kind of loser doesnt like mario?

                                                                                                                                                                  what do you think hot bitches like more? faggot ass tribal tattoos or mario. fucking MARIO

                                                                                                                                                                  mario rules.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • sarad
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 146
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Grass is always greener and all that shit! At least your not as hard done by as Al Bundy ... do you get a decent meal when you get home?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Kudles
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 5477
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          That sucks for you
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                                                                                                                                                                            • tiger
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 6986
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Show me any hot girl any where and I will show you a man that can't stand to look at her.

                                                                                                                                                                              Anyway if that's the worst problem in your marriage consider yourself lucky.
                                                                                                                                                                              For starters it could be worse, being horny as hell and having a wife that never wants to fuck would be much worse.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Redmanthatcould
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 2771
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ultimatebbwdotcom
                                                                                                                                                                                  Dont blame me, blame Bradon for using rolls instead of "roles"

                                                                                                                                                                                  This is all giving me a migrain
                                                                                                                                                                                  Grain...

                                                                                                                                                                                  Very cute lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • firecracker
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 653
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I miss that show!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • The Duck
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 18243
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          One word: swing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 20960
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Claudia-Marie is 13 years younger than me...I'm eating Cialis and Viagra like candy while I dunk my head in buckets of Rogaine
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Jel
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6904
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  That was a top show indeed. Kelly's "Bundy Bounce" - fucking lovely!

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