I'm trying to teach my dog pussy-hunting techniques but ....
so I had sex with this girl, and had the two fingers of my left hand in her pussy for a while, then when I went home I let my dog sniff my fingers and took her for a walk
the idea was that my dog would start sniffing all the girls' pussies, and then I'd come up with a killer pick-up line like "OMFG, did my dog just smell your PUSSY, I'm so sorry" etc - chicks dig that (when strangers talk about their pussies on the street), but the bloody dog did nothing, I guess I need a male dog for my "pussy-hunting" operation ;(
can somebody with a male dog please try this and tell me if it works, thanks in advance
the idea was that my dog would start sniffing all the girls' pussies, and then I'd come up with a killer pick-up line like "OMFG, did my dog just smell your PUSSY, I'm so sorry" etc - chicks dig that (when strangers talk about their pussies on the street), but the bloody dog did nothing, I guess I need a male dog for my "pussy-hunting" operation ;(
can somebody with a male dog please try this and tell me if it works, thanks in advance
What the fuck? 
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