if she had to, she'd try to be covert, or lie about it.
One time in particular:
I'm at her house. She had two bathrooms. One master bathroom, and one in the hallway. So she tells me she feels sick and has to throw up. So she goes to her bathroom while I'm sitting there in the living room.
She comes out and sits next to me and tells me she's feeling better. So I jokingly ask her if she brushed her teeth. She looked off weirdly for a few seconds, then said something like "Yeah, of course."
At that point I KNEW SHE WAS LYING! Time was precious. If she had taken a shit, the bathroom would not stink from it forever.
Something happened, she went out to her car, had to look up something on the computer in the other room, I don't remember. At that point, it was my chance to sneak over to her bathroom.
Sure enough, it smelled like shit.
That is my covert girlfriend shitting story for the day.
One time in particular:
I'm at her house. She had two bathrooms. One master bathroom, and one in the hallway. So she tells me she feels sick and has to throw up. So she goes to her bathroom while I'm sitting there in the living room.
She comes out and sits next to me and tells me she's feeling better. So I jokingly ask her if she brushed her teeth. She looked off weirdly for a few seconds, then said something like "Yeah, of course."
At that point I KNEW SHE WAS LYING! Time was precious. If she had taken a shit, the bathroom would not stink from it forever.
Something happened, she went out to her car, had to look up something on the computer in the other room, I don't remember. At that point, it was my chance to sneak over to her bathroom.
Sure enough, it smelled like shit.
That is my covert girlfriend shitting story for the day.
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