federal felony for Webmasters to use innocent words like "Barbie" or "Furby"

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  • xxxjay
    Tube groupie.
    • Aug 2002
    • 13482

    #1

    federal felony for Webmasters to use innocent words like "Barbie" or "Furby"

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  • s9ann0
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 4873

    #2
    barbie is a slut

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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572

      #3
      The first night, I lay in my bed and thought about Barbie. I knew she was right above me, in the attic, nestled in her pink plastic coffin between twenty or thirty mix-and-match outfits. I wasn't one of those girls who grew up and blamed Barbie for all of their problems. In fact, I was rather turned on by that silky blond hair and wide-eyed innocence. I will admit I knew Barbie was a bitch, the type of girl who would probably break my heart, use me for her one lesbian fling, trying out the other side of the fence with an unsuspecting dyke like me, and then leave me for some pretty boy, a latent gay eunuch named Ken who would never be able to give it to her the way I could. He would never want to spank that perfectly round ass of hers or pull on that long, blond hair. So maybe he would buy her that dream house and the pink corvette she always wanted, but I was sure he wouldn't know how to fist her until she screamed to be fucked like the little plastic tramp that she was... more



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      • Kimo
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        • Jan 2006
        • 11542

        #4
        wtf, what about lanni barbie?
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        • JFK
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          • Jan 2002
          • 67369

          #5
          Originally posted by Kimo
          wtf, what about lanni barbie?
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          • shermo

            #6
            Originally posted by Kimo
            wtf, what about lanni barbie?
            I was thinking the same thing...

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            • Cypherpunk
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 812

              #7
              hahaha thats too funny, make me want to put up a few galleries with those words in, see those fucks try and jail me for 20
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              • BusterBunny
                perverted justice decoy
                • Aug 2005
                • 19291

                #8
                what if it is a hardcore site with a chick getting analized by a pet rock?....

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                • gooddomains
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 10127

                  #9
                  I love barbie

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                  • MrPinks
                    Registered User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1767

                    #10
                    Seriously. That's fucked up.

                    Originally posted by Kimo
                    wtf, what about lanni barbie?

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                    • DEA - banned for life
                      V.I.P.
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 7886

                      #11
                      barbie stripper
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                      • MrPinks
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1767

                        #12
                        What about Barbie Billiards?

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                        • EdgeXXX
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 5816

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kimo
                          wtf, what about lanni barbie?

                          Originally posted by Congressional Bill in question
                          A key phrase in the legislation (click for PDF) promises prison time only if a Webmaster has the "intent to deceive" a casual visitor.

                          In other words, you're fine as long as you are not using the words to try to falsely lure people to your site that are actually looking for Barbie dolls, Furbies, etc.
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                          • fuzebox
                            making it rain
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22371

                            #14
                            I'm going to try real hard to use "Furby" in a gallery today...

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                            • Juilan
                              Sultan of Swing
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 15141

                              #15
                              lots of cam girls with Barbie in the name
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                              • Mr. Romance
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                                • Mar 2005
                                • 7821

                                #16
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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021

                                  #17
                                  I can see Barbie but who would use furby on a porn site

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                                  • XxXotic
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 8500

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MrPinks
                                    What about Barbie Billiards?
                                    you mean bobbi billard?
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                                    • MrPinks
                                      Registered User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 1767

                                      #19
                                      Ahhhh, so were safe on that, lol.

                                      Originally posted by XxXotic
                                      you mean bobbi billard?

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                                      • mrkris
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 2737

                                        #20
                                        What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?

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                                        • MrPinks
                                          Registered User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 1767

                                          #21
                                          Hahahaha
                                          Originally posted by mrkris
                                          What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?

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                                          • Dirty Dane
                                            Sick Fuck
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 9491

                                            #22
                                            from the article:

                                            - "America's children will be better protected from every parent's worst nightmare--sexual predators--thanks to passage" of the legislation, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said in a statement on Tuesday.

                                            - Protecting our children from Internet predators and child exploitation enterprises are just as high a priority as securing our border from terrorists."

                                            - Anyone who includes misleading "words" or "images" intended to confuse a minor into viewing a possibly harmful Web site could be imprisoned for up to 20 years and fined, the bill says.
                                            ... sure, putting teletubbies on a porn site deserves a slap in the face, but is it only me that think the above sound like hysteria??

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                                            • pornguy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 62910

                                              #23
                                              Incase you did not realize but that is saying that webmaster are sexual predators.
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                                              • Tom_PM
                                                Porn Meister
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 16443

                                                #24
                                                Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.
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                                                • MrPinks
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 1767

                                                  #25
                                                  They have been saying that for over a year now.

                                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                                  Incase you did not realize but that is saying that webmaster are sexual predators.

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                                                  • CIVMatt
                                                    Amateur Pimpin
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 13075

                                                    #26
                                                    Bump for this thread
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                                                    • BlackCrayon
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 19634

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                      Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.
                                                      someone gets its. people who do this make us look like scum.
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                                                      • JD
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 22651

                                                        #28
                                                        I got an email from Nintendo because I said "Get yer jerk on like Donkey Kong" on a blog I run LMAO

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                                                        • pocketkangaroo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 8452

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                          Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.
                                                          What fucking idiots are targeting children? Did they suddenly start handing out credit cards to 12 year olds?

                                                          This is just another excuse to knock down your door and haul you off to jail.

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                                                          • OG LennyT
                                                            Wall Street Pimp
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 14345

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mrkris
                                                            What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?
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                                                            • DWB
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 31779

                                                              #31
                                                              Hmmmmm. I guess my new Captian Kangaroo gallery is not gonna fly.

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                                                              • MattO
                                                                The O is for Oohhh
                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 10861

                                                                #32
                                                                Why don't they just create the fucking .kids TLD and put the fucking kids on it christ I'm not a fuckin baby sitter.

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                                                                • Tom_PM
                                                                  Porn Meister
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 16443

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                  What fucking idiots are targeting children? Did they suddenly start handing out credit cards to 12 year olds?

                                                                  This is just another excuse to knock down your door and haul you off to jail.
                                                                  non-legit idiots.
                                                                  For instance, people who jump on abandoned domain names with loads of traffic who dont care that it's a childrens domain. If powerpuffgirls.com suddenly went on auction and some person bought it and redirected it to hardcore porn (maybe with a bunch of script trades (ie: they dont give a damn because they have no intention of converting the traffic)), they SHOULD be in trouble IMHO.

                                                                  But for someone using the name "Barbie" in a sex story on a site that's clearly adult is not going to get in trouble. Or like others said a Lannie Barbie ad page is going to be fine.
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