I'm Thinking About Becoming Catholic
I just read something that changed the way I view Christianity, and Catholocism in particular:
Pope Clement VII issued a holy law in the day that said all that made a pilgrimage to Charroux, France to view the foreskin of thy lord and savior Jesus Christ would instantly be forgiven of all sins and worldly wrong doings and would be guaranteed entry into Heaven.
Just think if I because Catholic, all I'd have to do to stay out of hell would be to take a peek a Jesus' genitals every now and then.
This sounds like MY KIND OF RELIGION!
Why did no one tell me 'bout this?
OH: Props to thy gay homosexual of days long gone that was smart enough to hang onto Jebus' foreskin!
Pope Clement VII issued a holy law in the day that said all that made a pilgrimage to Charroux, France to view the foreskin of thy lord and savior Jesus Christ would instantly be forgiven of all sins and worldly wrong doings and would be guaranteed entry into Heaven.
Just think if I because Catholic, all I'd have to do to stay out of hell would be to take a peek a Jesus' genitals every now and then.
This sounds like MY KIND OF RELIGION!
Why did no one tell me 'bout this?
OH: Props to thy gay homosexual of days long gone that was smart enough to hang onto Jebus' foreskin!
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