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  • NoCarrier
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    • Mar 2002
    • 16356

    #1

    Facts about smelly tuna pussies.

    The unpleasant, fishy, skanky smell we associate with unwashed pussy is generated mainly by apocrine glands in the skin around the upper part of the vulva, in the folds around the labia major and minor (the pussy lips) and in and under the wrinkly skin covering the clitoris (which roughly corresponds to a foreskin, so if you think smegma, you get the idea).

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    The Smelly Pussy Blog

    "Smells are difficult to describe. I will start with general things.

    My vagina makes various smells. Sometimes they are stronger than other times. In some circumstances I can smell my vagina while I am sitting around, usually cross-legged in pjs in the middle of the day after not showering. I do not find the smells offensive. I used to worry about them occasionally, but I don't think I ever worried about people smelling them by accident and thinking I was dirty or gross.

    I did used to worry about make-out partners getting too near my vagina and smelling it. I soon realised that people are aware that vaginas make smells, and that most people aren't grossed out by this. Oral sex can be relaxing that way. I think that believing my vagina wasn't a dirty thing was important.

    Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.

    Recently, while our toilet was broken and had to be filled up manually to be flushed, I noticed that for some reason, if I pee less often my vagina smells more strongly, even when freshly washed and non-smutted up.

    My vagina makes different smells at different times of my cycle. It smells sexiest at ovulation time, not surprisingly. This smell is a creamy kind of smell, and I associate it with raw potatoes, and with white glue. That sounds kind of gross but please map those smells into a sexy zone. My unit smells most pungently while I am bleeding. I think this is only partly the blood, because my vagina smells different during my period even if I use tampons or my swank rubber cup. Once I sniffed a tampon out of curiosity and it was freakily similar to the cliche tuna smell. Oh well.

    People sell used tampons, pads and panties on the internet on the grounds of sensual smell.

    Another smell my vagina has is a smutty smell after naked hetero sex. Sex with latex doesn't result in a lot of pungency, although it does get the smell of the condom lubricant, which is kind of funny, on my vagina. Unprotected sex results in a much stronger, as well as different smell. My boy ends up with about the same smell, but mine is usually stronger.

    I don't think oral sex makes my vagina smell any different."
    Last edited by NoCarrier; 07-25-2006, 03:55 PM.
  • SOFTIE.
    Registered User
    • Jul 2006
    • 16

    #2
    you rock frenchie.

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    • Scott McD
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      • Nov 2002
      • 67792

      #3


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      • Spunky
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        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Interesting read..I didn't know that

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        • polish_aristocrat
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          • Jul 2002
          • 40377

          #5
          this guy always gets fresh pussy

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          • juliocrockett
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 114

            #6
            Wow. Thanks for that fascinating and in-depth informative revelation about your odors.

            My business always smells like peaches, because I'm a Southern Lady.

            At least that's what my momma told me.
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            • Doctor Dre
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              • Jan 2001
              • 51692

              #7
              I can't beleive I've read that... I wich crazy nutcase took the time to write htat about her pussy smell...
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              • NoCarrier
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                • Mar 2002
                • 16356

                #8
                Originally posted by Scott McD

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                • NoCarrier
                  We need more free porn
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 16356

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                  I can't beleive I've read that... I wich crazy nutcase took the time to write htat about her pussy smell...
                  There's nothing wrong with a smelly tuna pussy...



                  Always have one on you. (Just like condoms).

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                  • pimp2268
                    Registered User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 75

                    #10
                    I dont know ive been with girls that dont have any smell at all, and one that made me want to gag.
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                    • NoCarrier
                      We need more free porn
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 16356

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pimp2268
                      and one that made me want to gag.
                      Did you thow up in her pussy? Did she get pregnant from that vomit?

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                      • reynold
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        I thought it's because they just forget washing it..

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                        • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                          North Coast Pimp
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 9395

                          #13
                          wtf?????????/

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