Originally posted by Pipecrew
how do you diffuse such a situation?
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how do you diffuse such a situation?
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Look guys why fuck someone wife when you can fuck a hot stripper with much less risk. Less of them are married and many that have boyfriends are with guys that are abusive or jobless (this is not always the case but it is common). Go to the smaller mom and pop clubs or at least one that is not a chain. Never take more than $40.00 with you and set aside 10-15 for beer but don't get wasted. Dress nice but not like your made of money. Tip $1 bills but never buy lap dances from a girl unless your fucking her and feeling charitable, but this may make it harder to get some from her. Be squeaky clean and wear some $20 - 30 colone. Bleach your teeth as well. After a couple of visits you have found your target and spent less than $50. Start getting to know the girl, go on the slow nights she is working. Treat her like a lady be open and interested in her, talk about her eyes or whatever you think is most beautiful about her. Tell her about a stripper you use to date and let her know how good the sex was but don't get nasty unless she does. If you can't find a way to get in her pants within a 3 to 5 weeks going to see her not more than once a week find the right opertunity to tell her that you think she is so beautiful that you would love to eat her pussy for an hour just to make her cum and see the pleasure on her face and that you would not expect anything in return, This works 8 out of 10 times and almost always lead to fucking and sucking. She might even tell her stripper friends and you will get bonus pussy. Just treat them nice, don't be a dick but don't be a walking ATM and don't go into the club with the goal of getting laid or you will jump the gun. There is also another way to fuck strippers by using lap dances to give erotic massage that will have any woman melt in your handsComment
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this is very interesting topic...
bump for you, so i can read some shit more... :D LOL!---
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whtever happened to pussy server i found him extremely entertaining
if paysites had this kind of content i would pay for it
even it its dumb its funny
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i was in the hospital bullet wound in left buttock long story but this thread is pretty close to whyOriginally posted by joshuawkComment
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and such is why I don't allow myself the pleasure of being in a realtionship! Ammo's too goddamn expensive!
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So the moral of the story is don't fuck with another man's wife or you may end up getting shot in the ass. I'm sure you'll think of this thread every time you sit down.Originally posted by pussyserver"WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..
Its crazy..."
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The reason he does what he does is in this reply right here.Originally posted by $$$
I am not a person who...
falls head over heals in love with a girl, to think she was the only person I trust and care everything about.
and here is the reason why...
9 out of 10, wait no.9.9 out of 10 women will let some playa playa put the moves on her and bang her out in a bathroom raw dog without a rubber and everything.
Seriously, women are fucked up, especially after they get that ring on their finger.
Go ahead, tell me I am lying.
and this is EXACTLY why and how pussyserver gets away with it.Comment
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You are a queef.Originally posted by mikesinner
First off, strippers have kids, diseases and well I was going to say mental issues but that is only because they are female.
And why spend money on anything. or get to know anyone. I can goto one of these non-chain clubs and fuck 2 to 3 strippers from just one visit. wtf.Comment
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bump for boredomComment
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hahahahaOriginally posted by NoWhErE
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I love this thread.. I have learned some valueable nuggets of information that have gotten me busy in many a Publix restroom. Thanks PussyServer!
I have one question- have you ever incorporated the wedding band into the sex act, say as a makeshift anal-bead or perhaps a cockring (if you are so endowed)?Comment
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what a fucking amaizng thread
pussyserver, you fucking rock
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lol hilarious...Comment
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i know a guy... that told some milf that her husband is fucking his wife
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I just whip out my cock, does that work for you?Comment
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WTF???Originally posted by pussyserver
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the amount of people taking this seriously is a joke. Its fuckin hillarious. Awesome thread pussyserver
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When in Walmart or Kroger are there any aisles that work better?
Pet food vs creamed corn .... patio furniture vs linens?Comment
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the wedding band should almost always be incorporated into the gorilla pounding of some guys princess especially during sessions of anger fisting except in special situationsOriginally posted by whorehole
which brings us to part two of this tutorial
The work place i.e the office
in this section of the lesson we learn new terms like " the two year rule" and "the joke grope"
The office is teaming with plenty of the best thing that ever happened in some guys life theese bored working class adulterers are easy prey
so first things first get a job
as the new guy in the office your options are limitless DONT WASTE ANYTIME!! get right to the real reason you are there to fuck some guys wife
the fastest way into some pre claimed panties is what I like to call the Joke Grope or the hover
lesson task
1. The joke grope
The joke grope is not for the faint of hart and should only be practiced by exspirienced wife ravergers.. pick the wife you intend to impale and avoid all eye contact with her while making it obvious you are showing intrest towards the other female employees...this will make her subconciously long for your gaze and go out her way for your attention ( keep in mind her husband dosent show her any either) do this every day for exactly 8 days on the 9th day perform the grope
today is the day stay focused.... by now you should know aproximately what time she will head to the break room for a dasani and cheetos and on this day you will be waiting for her
intentionaly invade her personal space with your face as close as possible to hers and make your first eye contact face to face close up and right there in the break room since she has not made eye contact within the last 8 days she will be momentarily paralyzed and unable to break her gaze
thats when you gently touch her hand and say in a low deep tone " he does not deserve you"
if she does not pull away within 0.1 seconds move your body closer to hers and proceed to encompass her buttocks if she shrieks away imediately say
I was just joking
if she dosent congradulations youll be getting your salad tossed for lunch tomorrow by some some losers buttercup. Be surre to cum inside her and smack her ass you want to make sure this is long term
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fucking another mans wife is bad karma + its grief you don't need really come on theres plenty of single womenComment
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single women are great but theres nothing like giving sugar plums a full facialOriginally posted by spanno
be sure to take pics for future capital needs blackmailing is moral and accepted
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How to fuck a guys wife whenever you want?
Just tell her you will fuck her they way her husband used too when he first met her.
Thats how I met my wife...ICQ-307696001 kingfisher.kj [at] gmail.comComment
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in light of recent post of insecurity on GFY this thread gets a bumpComment
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nice bump!
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LOL i remember this thread ;)ICQ# 143561781Comment
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hahaha! A classic!SharkyComment
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Threads with perverted topics rule this board.
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funny smell...Comment
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PART 3: Tonight
" THE AFFILIATES WIFE"
This section of the tutorial will focus on flexing your economic muscle as a profitable program owner.Comment
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"you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life" then slowly lick your lips while you stare right into her eyes"
Oh dear GOD, this is the GAYEST thing I have ever heard... I have heard cheesy lines before but this beats them all.
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Stay out of a married woman's pants.Comment
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PART 3: Tonight
" THE AFFILIATES WIFE"
This section of the tutorial will focus on flexing your economic muscle as a profitable program ownerComment
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I don't think am gonna try this,lol
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classic posti love GWComment
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They can't resist.Comment
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impossible...........just fuckin impossible
and tonight marks the first night in the rest of my life
shit man,,, I dunno if it was the situation with paymonde or seeing kramer show the world his ass on youtube but something gave fuzz to my vision and I was unable to see that this wife might be a bad idea
the whole thing started last week right in the middle of the paymonde debates since I didnt recieve my payment going to publix or any other higher end grocery store was out of the question for wife crusin and I hadnt hadnt finger popped a mrs. anybody in two weeks I admit I was getting desprate
The Kmart was like any other bargain low price basement shop with the same type of wives to be expected low class over weight dried up and for the most part not what im looking for....but theese were hard times and paymonde had bought me to a point of delusional malnourishment and not only my stomach but my dick paid the price for me chosing this herpie fest for my billing solution
and then she was in front of me
like a vulture stalking desert prey I followed her from aisle to garden center as she went about collecting the items that her husband would soon pay for for the nice home the ring on her finger advertised
my first thoughts of karen were " i am going to fuck her"
I brushed past her slowly in hardware deliberately moving the aroma of my axe body spray across her weak senses the quickly stepped back in observation of her reply
she imediately said " excuse me, is that axe you're wearing"
I did not respond
I moved in closer so she could really smell me then I grabbed her camel toe as if it were a stress ball found on a paymonde employee's desk and she collasped in orgasm ( or possibly pasin this part is unclear)
and this is how the rest of my life started
I would have never known the power of the camel grip had paymonde sent my paymentComment
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bump for each time I fuck some nerds honey bunch
Just finished with one
money is powerComment
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