Alcohol

**Tullian Zombie** · 07-24-2006, 10:05 PM

That devil firewater!

30....woohoo!

**CaptainHowdy** · 07-24-2006, 10:06 PM

I need a beer...

**sicone** · 07-24-2006, 10:06 PM

I got a bottle of Patron... drink up

**Belinda** · 07-24-2006, 10:10 PM

I took some robatusin.. does that count?

**madawgz** · 07-24-2006, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

I need a beer...

me too

**sicone** · 07-24-2006, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Belinda

I took some robatusin.. does that count?

straight from the bottle or with the measuring cup?

**dissipate** · 07-24-2006, 10:14 PM

Momma says alcohol is the devil

**Belinda** · 07-24-2006, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by sicone

straight from the bottle or with the measuring cup?

with the cup

but i think I will be a little naughty and take some more...I want to sleep good tonight.

**dp96003** · 07-24-2006, 10:17 PM

beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder

**Mrs. Lenny2** · 07-24-2006, 10:19 PM

Brad Paisley is a cool cat.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 07-24-2006, 10:20 PM

My new theme tune

**nAtuRaLbEautY** · 07-24-2006, 10:42 PM

Drink beer with limitations and put in in your stomach, not in your head.

**UniversalPassLorence** · 07-24-2006, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by nAtuRaLbEautY

Drink beer with limitations and put in in your stomach, not in your head.

I get the first part, but not the second

**phypon** · 07-24-2006, 10:55 PM

Funny story. I went to Mississippee once with my ex so she could meet her grandfather for the first time. We were there for a few days. He was a true old timer. Raised horses, had a farm, was a big player/name in harness racing back in the day, literaly had to deal with a stampeed on his farm one morning. He was about 78 at the time and strong as a bull and sharp as a tack. He had a thick accent and was really one cool dude. I had a couple of drinks with him (jack daniels). Every time I saw him over those few days he would tell me the same story of how he would come home after his day and have a few drinks and look up at the shelf, he would point to the imaginary shelf that he was referring to, and say, "I have a few drinks and I say Thank the Lord for alchol. I get up the next day and I say, Thank the Lord for alchol".

He would make it rhyme somehow with his drawl. Kind of creeped me out at first, but in the end it was all good.

Sorry, this thread just sparked a fucked up memory of mine. One that I guess you would have to be there to understand. Really is kind fucked up though...

**Donny** · 07-25-2006, 05:33 AM

The Beer Prayer:

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.

**DEA - banned for life** · 07-25-2006, 05:35 AM

booze is for pussys..weed is where its at!

**BoyAlley** · 07-25-2006, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by Tullian Zombie

That devil firewater!

**CreamXtreme** · 07-25-2006, 05:43 AM

You forgot the part where...

...you can power my vehicle
and get me where I want to go
at a lesser cost than gasoline
these days.

By the way don't drink ya,
so this is about the only thing
you can do for me.

Wishing I had a still to produce
my own of you - moonshine style.

Nick

Alcohol

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