tape yourself having sex with 50 women and show her the vid
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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Kick her in the teeth... nicely.Comment
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Originally posted by Murderous
LOL!
That's fucked up...but very, very funny.Comment
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I always did the old "it's not you, it's me". Seemed to work.Originally posted by p1mpdogg
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I'd go with Donny's gay cam idea. And if you really want to win brownie points, ask her to set you up with her brother. No pun intended.
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undo the safty aspect of the bobby pin and she's gone like the windThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Are you talking about biting the drops of hardened plastic off the tips so she bleeds every time she sticks them in her hair?Originally posted by SleazyDream
Cause that is what I got out of that reply.Comment
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Drop the Menage a trois line.
WGI play with Google.Comment
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That might still take weeks, or worse... it may gain her interest.Originally posted by WiredGuyComment
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It's pretty simple - any man who's capable of scoring with more than the one girl in his lifetime is going to have sex with as many as he can until he finds one he likes enough to settle down with. Why force a relationship if you know it's not what you're ultimately going to be happy with?Originally posted by AtlantisCash
i can't understand the western relationships.
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Originally posted by Kristian
No sig.
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tell her you are leaving the country and go on holiday for a few monthsComment
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use the classic my friend:
"Look Hunny, i think you deserve alot better than me and i think that you can do alot better, i think we should take a break from each other for a while"
Works the treat, its a one night stand line i used to use. to make sure it stayed a one night stand.
do it in subway after a meatball marinee.WiredBall
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ahh that was always the hardest for me
lol
tell her u r gay,lol
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tell her you're gay... and tell her that when you're having sex with her.. you fantasize with some hunk like brad pitt just to make your p*nis hard...
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dump hjer nicely....stop callingComment
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Tell her that although you have enjoyed your time together, you have come to realize that you are not truly in love with her... And that it is unfair if you to keep her caged like a bird when you can never truly give her what she deserves, someone to love and worship and adore her. Tell her that it hurts you because you care and you don't want to hurt her, but that you think it's fair she has the chance to pursue true happiness.Comment
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No easy way to do it and I've never had a good breakup...it almost always goes to hell.
You could try this though, fill out a check for a decent amount, give it to her and say, "This is your retirement bonus, you've put in a few good years with the company, and I wish you luck in your future endeavors"See Sig...oh wait.Comment
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That's the only real answer in this entire thread. If PD was being serious, this is the way to go.Originally posted by LadyMischief
Or he can just take my advice and tell her he used to do gay webcam shows 'cause he's really gay, and not for the money. And that he's finally decided to stop fighting his true feelings.
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3 words:
"I am Gay"
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or It's not you. It's me. and... him?Originally posted by baddog
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Give her the old Bill Lumbergh voice from Office Space:
Umm yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. And if you never came back that would be great. Thanks."Every man think that his burden is the heaviest"
"Whosoever diggeth the pit, shall fall in it"
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just shoot her and feed her to aligators or pigs,
sneek up behind her and BANG, quick and painfree for all partiesComment
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there is no easy way. Get over with it so you don't drag it out and make it worse.Comment
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In the river, with cement shoes and soft music...Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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donkey punch herComment
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