Dry Jacking Tips, What do you prefer?

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  • Laurel
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 1438

    #1

    Dry Jacking Tips, What do you prefer?

    If only I wrote this useful information... Hope these great tips will help you boys out. (sometimes I receive the strangest emails).

    **************************************************
    I thought it was about time that I sent this informative missive to the bunch of jerk-offs, er, metaphorically speaking , of course, who enjoy reading your smut.

    I\'m over 40, was married for over 15 yrs so I\'ve got more experience as a jerkoff than some of your subscribers have in living. What it comes down to is that I was tired of having to slather some kind of lub on my dick every time I felt like rubbing one off.

    So I\'m thinking/wondering if I can toughen up the skin on my cock just like the skin on my palms thickens up after a few weeks of yard work every Spring. Skin is skin, right, except for the fingerprints. and after 30 years of Jacking, even my pole might have picked up some prints. No?

    Anyway, after several weeks of gentle but regular dry jacking, I\'ve found out it IS true: My cock had toughened up enough to dry-jack, as I call it, for over 30 minutes with NO lotion with 30-second cool-downs while I\'m switching hands and positions. I\'m usually lying down with my meat laying down along my leg, not up, so I can support my wrist on my leg. You\'d be surprised how tired it gets after 10 minutes of jacking. Then I use a reverse grip on my dick so I have more contact.

    During the first week, go slow or you\'ll rub the skin off your weiner. And don\'t rub it if it\'s sticky with sweat or pre-cum. Dry-jack slow for just a few minutes , then slap the hot meat over the bathroom sink and splash some cool water on it. Then cums the fun part; You should rub some hand lotion on it for a few minutes. Eases the burning, ya\'know. Ya. Anyway, within 2-3 weeks you should be able to dryjack for 20-30 minutes using either hand as they get tired.

    And you premature ejaculators should have desensitized your man-meat enough to last long enough to satisfy your g/f, if you ever get one. Don\'t be surprised to find the circumference increases [but not the length]. I actually have a small stretch mark on the head of my pussy-pounder when I pumped on it for a couple of 45-minute sessions.

    Now, after about 8 months of dryjacking, my cock feels like I\'m always wearing a rubber. I can\'t cum from jacking anymore unless I\'m using some lub so I\'m free to pound the morning missle for that \'wake-me-up\' feeling. It\'s better than coffee.

    And if I don\'t like it, I imagine it\'ll revert to its normal soft skin if I quit dryjacking.
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  • Murderous
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 3938

    #2
    I prefer to get a nice tight grip on it. No friction, let the skin slide along the muscle tissue on the inside. Works just as well, try it.

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    • Kristian
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 3733

      #3
      I prefer to rub it on the floor with my feet as I look at would you hit it threads.

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        i like it dry and rough

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        • Gina
          Confirmed User
          • May 2005
          • 106

          #5
          I was cracking up when I got this e-mail this morning. I liked how his e-mail address was related to it, like he is the premier authority on this amazing technique and he wants people to remember that when it comes to dry jacking, he's their man.

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          • reynold
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 51271

            #6
            I prefer having it slightly moisturized for a more efficient grip and movement.

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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714

              #7
              You peoples are all faggots.

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Real men use sandpaper

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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kristian
                  I prefer to rub it on the floor with my feet as I look at would you hit it threads.

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                  • 2HousePlague
                    CURATOR
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 14572

                    #10
                    I usually stop when it starts to bleed. Can't do a goddamned thing with it for about a whole week after.



                    2hp
                    tada!

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                    • american pervert
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 6840

                      #11
                      I do it dry ;-)
                      I can resist everything except temptation

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                      • fuzebox
                        making it rain
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22367

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Murderous
                        I prefer to get a nice tight grip on it. No friction, let the skin slide along the muscle tissue on the inside. Works just as well, try it.
                        I do this too, never used lube.

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                        • Kimo
                          ...
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 11542

                          #13
                          oh so dry
                          ...

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                          • BoyAlley
                            So Fucking Gay
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 19714

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Spunky
                            Real men use sandpaper

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                            • OG LennyT
                              Wall Street Pimp
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 14345

                              #15
                              I jacked dry until my 1st encounter with a Fleshlight.. I've never gone back
                              Tradeking - my online broker | 4.95 a trade | make real $$

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                              • MrJackMeHoff
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 4569

                                #16
                                I use my dog

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                                • bangman
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 5283

                                  #17
                                  I know this guy who uses mayonnaise as a lubricant.
                                  - David Hall
                                  ICQ: 312744199

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                                  • Aquarius
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 4754

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bangman
                                    I know this guy who uses mayonnaise as a lubricant.
                                    is he the cousin of a friend?

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                                    • OG LennyT
                                      Wall Street Pimp
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 14345

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                      I use my dog


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                                      • bangman
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2004
                                        • 5283

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Aquarius
                                        is he the cousin of a friend?
                                        Ex-boyfriend of an acquaintance.
                                        - David Hall
                                        ICQ: 312744199

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