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I Just Drank Some Bleach. I'm Dying!!!!!!!

07-23-2006, 07:45 PM

Friend and I are playing black jack. I lost a hand, I bet him he couldnt beat me twice. He countered and said if I did he wanted me to drink a shot glass full of chlorine bleach and swallow.

So we played... he got a fucking 21.

Not one to back out of bets, I filled the shot glass with bleach and took it down in one gulp. It immediately tried to come back up and my body wanted me to puke but nothing came out. I cant get rid of the taste, I have tried everything.

I feel a little strange. Do ya'all think I'll be OK or should I calll posion control?

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Yeah, you'll be fine. Unfortantly for me.

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Nope, you are dying. See ya later.

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What in the hell were you thinking?

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07-23-2006, 07:46 PM

You are fucked... nice knowing ya

of course call poision control.... fuck why post here first... DO IT MAN CALL!

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07-23-2006, 07:46 PM

That was pretty stupid, you should call poision control

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07-23-2006, 07:46 PM

honestly, I'd suggest calling poison control, JUST TO BE SAFE DO IT!!

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07-23-2006, 07:46 PM

Uhm, call poison control. That stuff is VERY dangerous even in small amounts!

I'm being serious here.
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07-23-2006, 07:47 PM

If you're not joking about being this god damn stupid, you ARE headed for a trip to the emergency room.

This isn't something to fuck around with, you'll end up with bleeding ulcers and seriously could die.
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07-23-2006, 07:48 PM

if you are for real...

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07-23-2006, 07:48 PM

Call a doctor!!! Goodluck!!!

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07-23-2006, 07:49 PM

wash it down with some beers and youll be ok..
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07-23-2006, 07:49 PM

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07-23-2006, 07:51 PM

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07-23-2006, 07:56 PM

Nice way to die..drink more

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07-23-2006, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Nice way to die..drink more
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07-23-2006, 07:58 PM

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07-23-2006, 08:10 PM

OK, I called and told her what happened, they had me read all of the labels to them. Turns out the bleach I swallowed is "toxic, but non-hazardious in small amounts" because it dosnet contain this one chemical. She said I'll burp it up for a few days and I will get a very upset stomach and I should drink milk to neaturalize it. She said I dont need to go to the ER but should go see my doctor. Then she chastized me for being a moron.
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07-23-2006, 08:12 PM

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers

I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?

In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?

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07-23-2006, 08:17 PM

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07-23-2006, 08:18 PM

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07-23-2006, 08:19 PM

my brother in law works in emergency room with doctors.. and one guy they were taking care of drank drain-o.. shit to clean out the drains.. basically it just eats you inside out, nothing they can do to help the guy but make it a pleasant death.
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07-23-2006, 08:21 PM

good luck with this one

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07-23-2006, 08:26 PM

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07-23-2006, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by lazycash

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07-23-2006, 08:40 PM

You were pretty close to getting a Darwin award for that one genius

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07-23-2006, 09:53 PM

wow that was pretty fucking stupid of ya...:\

go see a doctor just to be safe..

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07-23-2006, 10:18 PM

poison control.

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07-23-2006, 10:34 PM

idiot...

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07-23-2006, 10:39 PM

i call bullshit, they would have told you to go to the er

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07-23-2006, 11:01 PM

Mix it with ammonia next time...
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07-23-2006, 11:10 PM

Are you okay ?

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07-23-2006, 11:11 PM

Next time shove a swizel stick up your peehole and pour it up there!
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07-23-2006, 11:14 PM

Now that's one of the most stupid thread ever... this shit will peirce to the proctetive sheets and burn your mucles . You will have ulcers for months or years probably even if you throw up now.

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07-23-2006, 11:25 PM

Are you still alive? if so, I'd recommend a 45 to end your pain. Pretty nasty, but you won't care after all. Optionally I've this 9mm that will do the trick, but it's not as fun as the first option

and of course, a good .357 is an option to consider, old fashioned brain blowing

or maybe you'd go to Lebanon and sat on an about to fire Katiushka. Be sure to use some lube.

But please, please, PLEASE just die!
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07-23-2006, 11:46 PM

This has got to be some sort of joke. They would not tell you to drink milk and not go to the ER.

Try this.. pour a tiny bit of that same bleach on a piece of plastic wrap, or a paper towel, or some fabric, etc. See what it does by morning.

No one could be this stupid either... I smell bullshit.
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07-24-2006, 12:12 AM

if ti's true then don't do nothing, the World is better off without you
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07-24-2006, 12:15 AM

This isn't the guy that was talking about opening the suicide message board a week or 2 back is it?

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07-24-2006, 12:20 AM

If this isnt a joke I would seriously consider taking a baseball bat to your friends head for being such a stupid cunt. Then consider jumping in front of a train for also being such a stupid cunt, at least then the world is rid of two stupid cunts.

If this is a joke then nice one in provoking a rise ;)
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07-24-2006, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by minusonebit

OK, I called and told her what happened, they had me read all of the labels to them. Turns out the bleach I swallowed is "toxic, but non-hazardious in small amounts" because it dosnet contain this one chemical. She said I'll burp it up for a few days and I will get a very upset stomach and I should drink milk to neaturalize it. She said I dont need to go to the ER but should go see my doctor. Then she chastized me for being a moron.

fucking idiot lol

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07-24-2006, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers

I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?

In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?

In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!

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07-24-2006, 12:35 AM

bad joke

you would be dead.

or at least SERIOUSLY fucked right now.
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07-24-2006, 12:35 AM

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07-24-2006, 01:50 AM

Not to worry...

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07-24-2006, 02:56 AM

damn i think you just dumb, only doing that.....

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07-24-2006, 03:56 AM

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