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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    Home alone!

    I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

    And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

    Steve Lightspeed
    Abra-cadabra!
  • reynold
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 51271

    #2
    You can do the laundry or you may try baking..

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    • bogo
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 1982

      #3
      go out pretend your single and have fun (make sure the wife doesnt find out).

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Lay naked on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of the Golden Girls.

        That's what I do when I'm home alone for a couple days......

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        • J. Falcon
          www.AdultCopywriters.com
          • May 2006
          • 31587

          #5
          Eat wherever you want, walk around in the house in your underwear while the music is on full blast, take naps, dont shave, get drunk and high, invite some friends over, watch the game and have a good time.
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          • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
            I guarantee it
            • May 2005
            • 18314

            #6
            Originally posted by BoyAlley
            Lay naked on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of the Golden Girls.

            That's what I do when I'm home alone for a couple days......
            Hey i do that to, does that mean...........

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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714

              #7
              Originally posted by Batts
              Hey i do that to, does that mean...........
              GURL I'm afraid it do!

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              • corvette
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2001
                • 7880

                #8
                party at steves house!!!
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                • Matt-RevShare
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2006
                  • 298

                  #9
                  Good luck. Us married guys always dream of having time home alone, but then blow it when we finally get it. I have no good recommendations my friend.

                  I hope you end this time with an awesome story to tell!

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                  • Matt-RevShare
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2006
                    • 298

                    #10
                    Originally posted by corvette
                    party at steves house!!!

                    Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      Invite some ladies over and party

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                      • ProducerCashDave
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 3983

                        #12
                        Originally posted by J. Falcon
                        Eat wherever you want, walk around in the house in your underwear while the music is on full blast, take naps, dont shave, get drunk and high, invite some friends over, watch the game and have a good time.
                        What he said
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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94114

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                          GURL I'm afraid it do!
                          !!

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                          • nAtuRaLbEautY
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 6107

                            #14
                            Why not clean the house???
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                            • sniperwolf
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 17743

                              #15
                              wow.. would be fun to have sometime alone..means more time to sleep?
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                              • Validus
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 4012

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

                                And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

                                Steve Lightspeed
                                Grab a beer, fire up the BBQ and enjoy the silence...

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                                • The Ghost
                                  IslandDollars.com
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 12188

                                  #17
                                  Just take a couple of deep breaths and enjoy the quiet. But I'm sure you'll be missing them soon
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                                  • Stumps
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 363

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                    GURL I'm afraid it do!
                                    i imagined you saying that in a diana ross style of voice and it made me crack out mad!

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                                    • J. Falcon
                                      www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 31587

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Validus
                                      Grab a beer, fire up the BBQ and enjoy the silence...


                                      Or you could do that too.
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                                      • SCOOTER
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 4010

                                        #20
                                        You need someone to talk to late at nite .. Call me.
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                                        • Validus
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 4012

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                          Or you could do that too.
                                          Works for me almost every night

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                                          • Warning Pages
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 684

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Matt-RevShare
                                            Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

                                            Matt

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                                            • CamsLord
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 3663

                                              #23
                                              i would just relax... since u havent had alone time in soo long
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                                              • DirtyDanza
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 8375

                                                #24
                                                Come to Vegas and play paintball with my new team... you can even be the team sponsor... everyone loves lightspeed
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                                                • Rochard
                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 75762

                                                  #25
                                                  Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!
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                                                  • SteveLightspeed
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 7940

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                                    Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!
                                                    Paper plates to the rescue!
                                                    Abra-cadabra!

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                                                    • sweetums
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 2534

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                      Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!
                                                      ....and the washer & dryer while he's at it

                                                      Stevo...this is your big chance to take over the entire couch AND to watch whatever the hell you want on TV!! Enjoy the space
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                                                      • Scroto
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 2804

                                                        #28
                                                        Come to Colorado, we'll go up to the hills and party till we puke

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                                                        • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 5449

                                                          #29
                                                          Have a poker party. Boys drinkin beers and smokin cigars table, Girls drinkin martinis and playin strip poker at their table (right next to yours of course). Once the girls are all naked, everyone hit the pool and???? In other news.... I already booked my Villa in Costa Rica for the show next year. How bout you? Dare to be my neighbor again??
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                                                          • LiveDose
                                                            Show Yer Tits!
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 25792

                                                            #30
                                                            Party at the Lightspeed's.... YAY YAY!

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                                                            • The Ghost
                                                              IslandDollars.com
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 12188

                                                              #31
                                                              Someone get in here and photoshop Steve onto this...

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                                                              • SomeCreep
                                                                :glugglug
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 26118

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by The Ghost
                                                                Someone get in here and photoshop Steve onto this...

                                                                Lol, michael jackson in the background is pretty funny

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                                                                • betabomb
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 777

                                                                  #33
                                                                  reach out to a friend

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                                                                  • Spunky
                                                                    I need a beer
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 133978

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I always liked the hookers and blow approach

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                                                                    • madawgz
                                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 30509

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                      Invite some ladies over and party
                                                                      now thats an original idea
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                                                                      • WiredGuy
                                                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 34515

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Pull another LS prank like the pizza boy one you did a few years back
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                                                                        • corvette
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 7880

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Matt-RevShare
                                                                          Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

                                                                          Matt

                                                                          its a 4 hour flight

                                                                          you can do a lot of damage in 4 hours with a pool ful of lightspeed girls
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                                                                          • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                                            • 5449

                                                                            #38
                                                                            hey Stevie, am I lightspeed material?
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                                                                            • Kimo
                                                                              ...
                                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                                              • 11542

                                                                              #39
                                                                              just relax.....
                                                                              ...

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                                                                              • Nathan_moreniche
                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                                • 40

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Crazt days

                                                                                The exact same thing is happening to me. The family have gone away to see relatives for five days. I thought that I'd be walking round the house naked and eating maccy d's. But I reality all I've done so far is iron some shirts, read a book on SEO and watching world's wildest police videos. Not exactly the crazyness I was planing however, I've got 4 days left who knows the madness I could get up to. I may even (If I'm feeling really rebelious) eat ice cream out of the tub and drink milk from the carton.

                                                                                These are some crazy crazy crazt days

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                                                                                • gorgeous_babe
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 75

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  good for you! have fun! haha

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                                                                                  • Magix
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                                                    • 2616

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Party party party )
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                                                                                    • munki
                                                                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 13393

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Fly out and meet the wife and kids...

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                                                                                      • Viper2K1
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                                        • 1006

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        pee with the bathroom-door open
                                                                                        walk around naked with a hardon and dance to the tunes of "twist and shout" from the beatles
                                                                                        put on some of your wife's dresses and see if they make your ass look fat
                                                                                        don't forget the high heels

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                                                                                        • DEA - banned for life
                                                                                          V.I.P.
                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 7886

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                          I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

                                                                                          And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

                                                                                          Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                          invite some friends over for a poker game..

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                                                                                          • LittleSassy
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                                            • 7402

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            have a party, do things that you cant do when your family's home....

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                                                                                            • Phoenix
                                                                                              BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 35475

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i yearn for time alone from my wife..but when i get it..i go online..lol
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                                                                                              • tranza
                                                                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                                • 57559

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Just watch TV alone....
                                                                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                • Sosa
                                                                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 40149

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Eat, Drink, Watch Tv. Lounge around and enjoy the time.

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                                                                                                  • seeric
                                                                                                    ..........
                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                    • 41917

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    asu cheerleading tryouts are on the quad.

                                                                                                    so i heard

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