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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    Let's Make New Yo Momma Jokes Based On Recent Dramas! I'll Start!

    Reply to this thread with new Yo Momma jokes 'bout anyone that's been involved in recent dramas.

    Kk I'm start:

    You momma so nastah she got more armhair than Amp's sasquatch!
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Who next?

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    • blazi
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 4321

      #3
      yo mamma so stupid she post on GFY haha

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      • blazi
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 4321

        #4
        much love to GFY btw, just a joke!!

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        • CamsLord
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2006
          • 3663

          #5
          yo mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back
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          • MaddCaz
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 9483

            #6
            Originally posted by blazi
            yo mamma so stupid she post on GFY haha
            nyuck nyuck

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            • ProducerCashDave
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2006
              • 3983

              #7
              Originally posted by MaddCaz
              nyuck nyuck
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              • jimthefiend
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 18889

                #8
                Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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                • ButtUgly-Bertha
                  What are these words under my name?
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 253

                  #9
                  Yo momma so stupid she is married to Amp and has Juicy D as a stand bye lover and she lives with BoneProne.
                  Muffin.

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                  • DWB
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 31779

                    #10
                    Yo mama is so broke, when she got breast cancer and had her tit removed, she had it replaced with a Trouble Bubble...

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                    • DWB
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 31779

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                      Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
                      Jim, if you talk about my momma again, I will break your fucking nose the next time I see you... I swear to god.

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                      • ButtUgly-Bertha
                        What are these words under my name?
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 253

                        #12
                        Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave
                        Muffin.

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                        • ProducerCashDave
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 3983

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
                          Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave
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                          • Ohm
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 128

                            #14
                            Your mom is so desperate she hired AlienQ to do some design work.

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                            • Ohm
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 128

                              #15
                              Your mom is so short she can have an eye-to-eye disussion with Juicy.

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                              • DWB
                                Registered User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 31779

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Ohm
                                Your mom is so short she can have an eye-to-eye disussion with Juicy.
                                good one.

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                                • L-Pink
                                  working on my tan
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 39151

                                  #17
                                  Yo Mammas so stupid she didn't know pyromaniac from prophylactic, thought she was safe with Nofx ...

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                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 28609

                                    #18
                                    yo mamma is so ugly ccbill hardcoded her affiliates at 110% revshare
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                                    • DWB
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 31779

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                      yo mamma is so ugly ccbill hardcoded her affiliates at 110% revshare

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                                      • Manowar
                                        jellyfish  
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
                                        Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave

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                                        • Malicious Biz
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 4575

                                          #21
                                          Your mamas pretty hot......











                                          ...because nofx set her on fire and threw her at a boathouse

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                                          • Kimo
                                            ...
                                            • Jan 2006
                                            • 11542

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                            Jim, if you talk about my momma again, I will break your fucking nose the next time I see you... I swear to god.


                                            ...

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                                            • DEA - banned for life
                                              V.I.P.
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 7886

                                              #23
                                              Yo momma is so dumb shes having your bar_mitvah in lebanon

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                                              • DEA - banned for life
                                                V.I.P.
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 7886

                                                #24
                                                Yo momma is so dumb shes having your bar_mitvah in lebanon

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                                                • Donny
                                                  As you wish...
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 13754

                                                  #25
                                                  Your momma's so bad in bed, she had sex with BoyAlley a few years ago and he's been gay since.

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                                                  • babymaker
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 4751

                                                    #26
                                                    Yo! Mamma Be Content On CrackWhoreConfesions.Com




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                                                    • Donny
                                                      As you wish...
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 13754

                                                      #27
                                                      Your momma BUMPED this thread.

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                                                      • brand0n
                                                        been very busy
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 26983

                                                        #28
                                                        your momma is so old she remembers when nofx n jtf played w/ eatch other at the play ground
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                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 19714

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Donny
                                                          Your momma's so bad in bed, she had sex with BoyAlley a few years ago and he's been gay since.

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                                                          • Donny
                                                            As you wish...
                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 13754

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                            Thought you'd like that one.

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                                                            • BoyAlley
                                                              So Fucking Gay
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 19714

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                              Your mamas pretty hot......

                                                              ...because nofx set her on fire and threw her at a boathouse

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                                                              • Malicious Biz
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                • 4575

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by blazi
                                                                yo mamma so stupid she post on GFY haha
                                                                Originally posted by CamsLord
                                                                yo mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back
                                                                Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
                                                                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                Yo mama is so broke, when she got breast cancer and had her tit removed, she had it replaced with a Trouble Bubble...
                                                                Originally posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
                                                                Yo momma is so stupid, she actually fucked your Father, It was dark at that Rave
                                                                Originally posted by DEA
                                                                Yo momma is so dumb shes having your bar_mitvah in lebanon
                                                                Originally posted by babymaker
                                                                Yo! Mamma Be Content On CrackWhoreConfesions.Com




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                                                                • Jimmy The Juggernaut
                                                                  Spam me with dialer programs
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 177

                                                                  #33
                                                                  jimthefiends daughter is so fat that she has other fat kids orbiting around her
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                                                                  • BKing
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                    • 179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    your momma's soooo old, whe was in jesus's year book!
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                                                                    • butterflybucks
                                                                      Butterfly Bucks
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 1422

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Your momma is so ugly when she made love to a Real Doll......it died!
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                                                                      • aico
                                                                        Moo Moo Cow
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 14748

                                                                        #36
                                                                        your momma so fat that when she bends over to tie her shoe, her face burns up on re-entry.

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                                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 12745

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Yo momma is so fugly JTF's daughter got confused and cried because she thought she had family that didnt love her 'as much' as they should.....

                                                                          Lets get this thread back on track - "Based On Recent Dramas"

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