A friend of mine said Americans don't use bidets. I'm, like, yeah

**Murderous** · 07-23-2006, 09:20 AM

We have baby wipes for adults now, hehe.

**Monique Niccole** · 07-23-2006, 09:22 AM

We take showers

**LilBro** · 07-23-2006, 09:22 AM

in miami i had them in my bathrooms...i guess space is so limited in NYC im lucky i got a roman tub in my bathroom

**HizAzPhun** · 07-23-2006, 09:22 AM

Ok I'll bite, what's a bidet?

**Doctor Dre** · 07-23-2006, 09:22 AM

My parents have one... I think they used that once thought.

**Murderous** · 07-23-2006, 09:26 AM

I bet the chicks dig them more than the guys... except for BoyAlley of course.

**Waveu6410** · 07-23-2006, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by HizAzPhun

Ok I'll bite, what's a bidet?

i'm sure it's a toilet that shoots your ass with water after you take a dump to clean your ass.

**BoyAlley** · 07-23-2006, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

I bet the chicks dig them more than the guys... except for BoyAlley of course.

Yes, it's true. Gay men must keep their anus clean enough to eat off of.

**BVF** · 07-23-2006, 09:31 AM

I have a bidet in the master bathroom. I haven't used it yet but one day I'll remember to come home after being outside sweating and cleaning the funk out of my asscrack with it.

**StuartD** · 07-23-2006, 09:32 AM

Naturally, because everyone in the world all do and think the exact same, it's why there's only one language, one currency, one religion, one government and so on.

**Kimo** · 07-23-2006, 09:32 AM

well my friend said my car was topless, and i told him "hey, dont say my car is topless, say the titties is out"

maybe he has a dirty ass?

**Vell** · 07-23-2006, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by Afrekete

We take showers

You shower after you take a shit?

kinda exessive.

**gotekix** · 07-23-2006, 10:24 AM

Nobody I know in NYC has a bidet, probably because space is so limited here. When I travel to Europe they are everywhere.

**CaptainHowdy** · 07-23-2006, 10:29 AM

I love bidets

!...

**The Ghost** · 07-23-2006, 10:32 AM

You don't actually need a bidet to get the "clean ass" effect. In a couple of places in Asia, it is extremely common for there to be a sprayer near the toilet to hose off with after you finish. Results are very little paper usage and a much cleaner backdoor.

Few things in my experience are cleaner than a female Asian's asshole.

**Waveu6410** · 07-23-2006, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Afrekete

We take showers

one dump a day 2 showers a day for me

**Dvae** · 07-23-2006, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Vell

As if they walk around their whole lives smeared in feces.

Meet Mr Whipple

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**tranza** · 07-23-2006, 10:45 AM

I hate those things.

**MyNameIsNobody** · 07-23-2006, 10:48 AM

ok I live in bangkok.. AND I have one of those "sprayers" close to my toilet.. but hell, the only time I've used it is to remove some nasty speed marks when I have female company..

I'm an old fashion wipe-your-ass-with-plain-paper kinda guy..

**Murderous** · 07-23-2006, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by Vell

You shower after you take a shit?

kinda exessive.

Only the day after a keg party, hehe.

**OG LennyT** · 07-23-2006, 10:54 AM

just do a good job wiping and shower at least once a day.. its not difficult to keep your ass clean.

Bidets are for gay men

**Monique Niccole** · 07-23-2006, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by Vell

You shower after you take a shit?

kinda exessive.

I personally use baby wipes, but showers are why we don't "walk around our whole lives smeared in feces".

**Mr. Soul** · 07-23-2006, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by gotekix

Nobody I know in NYC has a bidet, probably because space is so limited here. When I travel to Europe they are everywhere.

I have one in NYC.

The wife put it in last time she re-did the master bathroom. I love it. You could eat dinner off my asshole.

Although, I wouldn't recommend it. Eating dinner off my asshole that is, the bidet I do recommend.

**MaddCaz** · 07-23-2006, 11:02 AM

what the eff is a bidet?

**Peaches** · 07-23-2006, 11:04 AM

Don't you have to dry your ass off after using a bidet? First time I saw one was when I was 16 in England. Interesting concept, but I just never "got" it.

**Pornwolf** · 07-23-2006, 11:12 AM

Bidet's are over complicated. The spray nozzle makes more sense.

I like the toilets with the jet streams of warm water even better. Less water around the toilet too.

**Dvae** · 07-23-2006, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by MaddCaz

what the eff is a bidet?

Does this answer your question?

and yes so gay

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**fallenmuffin** · 07-23-2006, 11:17 AM

Whip your ass.. you're down.

Since when does everyone using a bidet in england?

Z · 07-23-2006, 11:22 AM

My place down here has one. But I've yet to use it. My girlfriend does though...it's great for cleaning up the downstairs after sex. Especially when I went 'round knocking on the back door.

I tried to use it once and just succeeded in getting water all over myself, the toilet and the floor. I'll stick to toilet paper and baby wipes.

**detoxed** · 07-23-2006, 11:25 AM

I drink out of them

**czarina** · 07-23-2006, 11:25 AM

I had one when I was growing up, and I am putting one in the master bathroom of my new house.

**Antonio** · 07-23-2006, 11:26 AM

I always shower after taking a dump, never seen a bidet here

oh, and I'm straight

A friend of mine said Americans don't use bidets. I'm, like, yeah

A friend of mine said Americans don't use bidets. I'm, like, yeah

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