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Some gfy poetry.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s fanny
All he got was a mouthful of cum
‘Cos Jill’s a fucking tranny
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
‘If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it’
There was a young chap called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said, ‘I admit
She does smell a bit
But look at the money I save’
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