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There is more..
What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for
Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What animal has a cunt in the middle
of its back?
A police horse.
‘I want to die in my sleep like my Grandad. Not
kicking and screaming like his passengers.’
‘Did you hear about the gynaecologist who
decorated his house through the letter box?’
‘In today’s news, police in Alabama found the
body of black man hanging from a tree. His
arms and legs had been cut off, he’d been set
on fire and shot seven times. The Sheriff said it
was the worst suicide he’d ever seen.’
A baby seal walks into a club...
What’s the
difference
between a cow
and a hamster?
The cow survived
branding.
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