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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75761
    #1

    Fun @ Kay Jewelers

    Sunday is my seven year wedding anniversary. Got to love my wife for putting up with me for seven years.

    So I went into the local mall tonight to buy my wife something special. My ATM card has a $2k daily limit on that and the only credit card I have is a company card, so I opened up a line of credit there. I had this totally smoking hot MILF with lots of cleavage help me.

    I fill out the form, she looks it over, and she says "Mr. Buss, your supposed to put in how much you make monthly, not yearly". I look at it and say "Yep, that's correct". The look on her face was priceless.
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
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    • shermo
      #2
      So did you get me anything special while you were there? Maybe a diamond studded grill?

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        • Bods4Mods
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2005
          • 904
          #3
          Originally posted by shermsshack
          So did you get me anything special while you were there? Maybe a diamond studded grill?

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            • Doctor Dre
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 51692
              #4
              You make that much money working for lensman ? what the fuck do you do ?
              Originally posted by rayadp05
              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • Nismo
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 4977
                  #5
                  pics of said milf?
                  i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                    • WiredGuy
                      Pounding Googlebot
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 34515
                      #6
                      If you mentioned you worked at Playboy in conjunction with the salary she saw, I imagine her panties would have dropped on the spot.
                      WG
                      I play with Google.

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75761
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                          You make that much money working for lensman ? what the fuck do you do ?
                          While I'm well paid, most of my money comes from other sources at this point in my life.
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94107
                              #8
                              !!

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                                • Harley Girl
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 864
                                  #9
                                  awwww.... 7 years that is so sweet!

                                  so what did you get her?
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                                    • scottybuzz
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 14799
                                      #10
                                      hahaha great tale
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