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  • wiZd0m
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    • Feb 2001
    • 1526

    #1

    Check out my Car! I just bought a new SUV!!!

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  • AC ? Infinity
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    • Apr 2001
    • 98

    #2
    badass!!! does it come with a cd changer??
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    • Gemini
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      • Jan 2001
      • 7183

      #3
      The headlights were an add-on eh? You really should have gotten them and quit making the wife run along out front with a lantern.
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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
        • 14831

        #4
        Is that like 1 horsepower? Or do you go say 1 bullpower?

        If only one person rides in the cab does it tip over?

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        • boneprone
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          • Jan 2001
          • 34415

          #5
          thats not even horsepower is it?? Look close at the animal, I think it really is a cow-mule hybrid of somekind!

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          • tenletters
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            • Jan 2001
            • 2079

            #6
            I worry about that fella, on the bottom, being so close to the exhaust. ;-)
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            • wiZd0m
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 1526

              #7
              Yep, and I paid a very good price for it since it was made by children in a sweatshop, right beside the Nike and Levis plant.

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              • Gemini
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                • Jan 2001
                • 7183

                #8
                Wiz tell me that isn't the latest Kathy Lee model!!!!!

                Now ya know where the phrase "Dumb as an Ox" comes from. They pull SUVs.
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                • Kat - Fast
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 2303

                  #9
                  Originally posted by tenletters:
                  I worry about that fella, on the bottom, being so close to the exhaust. ;-)

                  wouldn't want to be sitting there when it backfires first thing in the morning...

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                  • RedShoe
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 14831

                    #10
                    So the newer model has the seat belt on the outside of the car? And what, it just connets to the handle on the hood? I like it.

                    I see they left the steering wheel in. That must add to the illusion that they are actually driving.

                    What's the top speed? 1?

                    So I guess the SUV in the background is the new sports model. Slimmer design.

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                    • wiZd0m
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1526

                      #11
                      This about the possibilities, No more pollution problems in LA and SF. Who needs electric cars when you have one of these... This could give a job to all these Mexicans ...

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                      • wiZd0m
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 1526

                        #12
                        I think it's a pokemon modified version boneprone. Clearly smaller then what they advertised ... I guess I will have to train him to become a champion. I know I should have taken a shocobo instead ...


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                        • Lord Gord-Tex
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 11

                          #13
                          OMG...hahaha..nice picture wiZd0m..!!!
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                          • Burtman
                            Registered User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 484

                            #14
                            How did that thing pass emissions testing?

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                            • Kat - Fast
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 2303

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Burtman:
                              How did that thing pass emissions testing?

                              Burtman
                              they test half an hour before refueling, never after...

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                              • Dirtypainter
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 425

                                #16
                                Now wait a sec. is this the car you going to send me for. doing all this TGP reviewing. Now I thought i was worth a jag or something. but this take the cake. I slave every night doing all them nasty reviews and you is going to send me that.

                                I quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                • wiZd0m
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 1526

                                  #17
                                  Come on, Because you live in IOWA i got a deal for you... Instead of a anti polution system I got the lights and some windshield washer for you! A really good deal!

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                                  • Dirtypainter
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                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 425

                                    #18
                                    oh sure because I am a country hick. hmmmmm you will think I will like this. maybe I can talk my wife into driving it. but I still want the jag man.
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                                    • kush
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 3382

                                      #19
                                      hahaha that's fucking funny wizDom, I love the shit you post!

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                                      • X-Web
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                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 357

                                        #20
                                        to pass the emission test make srue u dont feed that mule beans day before u take it to smog test

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                                        • Gemini
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 7183

                                          #21
                                          Oh quit yer b*tchin DP. We'll come help you soon. Sheesh. Jag... they don't even have pavement out there so what would you do with it?!?!? Horse trough??

                                          I think Wizdon did a fine job picking out the perfect model suitable for your area!! We all know the pavement peters out just inside the east side of Indiana! lmbo
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                                          • Dirtypainter
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 425

                                            #22
                                            oh sure Gem come out and back up the boss. *L* I thought you was on my side. well I guess I will just have to get cyberbabe on my side
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                                            • Gemini
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 7183

                                              #23
                                              Psssst ...poke poke...DP...WE have pavement here!

                                              *looks around for 'Boss' Hmmm yeah I have to back him up ya'see. He's in the other room and is tuffer than me don'cha kno' lol

                                              Ohhhh you mean Wizdom. Nahh he can't even speil wisdom right. Notice the 'z', now apparently and according to my college psych classes that 'z' wish in another word would point directly to the patient having an extreme WS (golden shower) fetish. Sooo going on that we'd come to the conclusion to NEVER travel to Quebec!
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                                              • Dirtypainter
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 425

                                                #24
                                                *LOL* no wonder he says no golden shower galleries. He wants them all to himself
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                                                • dank
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                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                  • 1674

                                                  #25
                                                  Did you get all the options?
                                                  What kind of an options package did the salesman try to offer you?
                                                  Did you get the undercoating
                                                  you know so that if that mule decides to lay down for a rest his ass won't get too dirty?
                                                  Did you get free donkey feed?
                                                  If not how does the price compare to conventional gas prices?
                                                  Does it have a 3rd seat?
                                                  How fast can that fucker run?
                                                  Was the insurance expensive?


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                                                  • RedShoe
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                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 14831

                                                    #26
                                                    Damn this was funny? What happened to those days?

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                                                    • TommyGun
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                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 43

                                                      #27
                                                      DAMMIT. He got the same color as mine!
                                                      60" limp.

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                                                      • Theo
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                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 34515

                                                        #28
                                                        i got a ride with this tool and i can say it worths all the money David spent on it.

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                                                        • Keev
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                                                          • May 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          These cars are still in production in Kabul, afganistan...
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                                                          • TaDoW
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                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                            • 3875

                                                            #30
                                                            I've got a similar one, but mine's got 6 cowpower ... you've just got the 1 cowpower version...

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                                                            • X37375787

                                                              #31
                                                              Hehe wiZ, I see you "stole" the image from the [H]

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                                                              • wiZd0m
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                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 1526

                                                                #32
                                                                hehe, this post is old like hell!

                                                                posted 04-30-2001 02:38 PM

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                                                                • X37375787

                                                                  #33
                                                                  ROFL, I just noticed.

                                                                  Dumbass me

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                                                                  • whoreans
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                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 1407

                                                                    #34
                                                                    everyboyd got horsepower in their cars.. i guess its time they make something new

                                                                    cowpower is in!

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                                                                    • Dirtypainter
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 425

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ahhh the good ole SUV wiz sent me. hated driving that around. let me tell ya it was no chick magnet. *LOL* well hate to say this but the SUV is out back behind my shed parked. the motor died in it.


                                                                      but on a brighter note. them was the best steaks I ever eaten.

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                                                                      • Slick
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                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 7338

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Gary has the same model, but it's goat powered, he he he.

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                                                                        • TheFLY
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 11856

                                                                          #37
                                                                          This is how I will get to Vegas...

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                                                                          • Clownbarf
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                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 283

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Is this a spin off from that new invention "IT"? The standing scooter type thing that balances on two wheels? I see you got that going with yer rig here. It's cool how you carry the donkey in the front along with some d00d in the engine compartment. Does it go 12 miles off of 5 cents electricity too?

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                                                                            • Kimmykim
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 16015

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Hey there's 4 wheel drive and then there's 4 feet drive

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                                                                              • whoreans
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                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 1407

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by wiZd0m:
                                                                                Thank you to all my sponsors for all the money I made with you!!! You Rule!!!




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