Originally Posted by fartfly

My buddy I've known for years got into the "internets". I guess he wanted to chat and introduce me to his girl. I hadn't seen him for years. ( She struck me as a burned out airline stewardess ).

He wanted me to meet him at a coffee shop I don't like much. I met with him outside and told him I really didn't want to go in there because I think everyone that goes there is a snob( they are big time and I was right ). I usually take my dog and I to "Bad Ass" coffee by the beach. Always someone to talk too.

So I reluctantly go inside. He introduces me to her. I stick out my hand to shake it ... "Oh no I'm sorry I don't shake hands" ... I look at my buddy and he looks really embarrassed. That made me embarrassed. I guess I should of showered that day.

I sat down to talk with them ... they were telling me this and that. She's 40+ going back to college for fucking psychiatry that's really all I needed to know about her and what I was doing was pointless ... She needed to "understand" the user and blah blah blah they new it all and I was wasting my time ... ? He was obviously just in love with this worn out milf . Just a really condescending conversation I just wanted to kill myself.

I noticed she got up to get some water. Public water pitcher I'm sure had koodies but I had porn kookies I told her everyone else used that pitcher/vase so she should probably wash her hands. I didn't even pull my wiener that day man I was cleeeeeen

Ever get that ?