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Beer doesnt try and talk to you. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have stupid friends. Point beer.
Beer thinks its a great idea to hang out and play call of duty for 6 hours. Point beer.
Beer wont get pregnant. Point beer.
Beer doesnt cry. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have to shave and wash itself to become edible. Point beer.
Beer loves internet porn. Point beer.
Beer thinks Im hilarious. Point beer.
Beer wont cheat on you. Point beer.
Beer wont call the cops when you kick it in the cunt. Point beer.
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